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07-08-2014 , 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Doug Funnie II
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I'm under the impression that they don't throw up for a couple reasons. First of all, once the contest is over they're immediately barraged by the media for a while. Logistically I don't think they could find the free time to puke it up for probably at least an hour post event.

Secondly, throwing up that much food strikes me as dangerous. Eating it in the first place is undoubtedly dangerous, but to puke all that up we'd probably be talking at least a solid 50 heaves of maximum expulsion. I can't put my finger on exactly what part of the system I think would break, but at minimum this would have to be a heavily monitored activity to minimize asphyxiation risk.

Third, they train to blunt the vomit response. Eating to capacity and then giving in to vomiting strikes me as incredibly detrimental to long term progress.
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I imagine the bile impact would be outrageous. Like imagine a month's worth of bulimia in a day. With no time to heal. Your esophagus would be toast.

That being said, does it really pass through undigested? I'm more inclined to think it just sits there until it's done, no? It's not like they chew too much on the way in... I feel like it has to be broken down at least a bit to pass through?
07-08-2014 , 02:01 PM
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A large percentage will pass through the stomach undigested. It will arrive past the duodenum to the small bowel where it will undergo fermentation from a variety of gut flora. The fermentation will rob water and other fluid from nearby organs causing a good deal of discomfort.

I have to imagine that taking a z pack the week before a competition is standard to limit the amount of bacteria and yeasts available for fermentation.

07-08-2014 , 02:08 PM
..and beata said this thread was dead.
07-08-2014 , 02:22 PM
www.lmgtfy.com/joey+chestnut+nuclear+explosion

He once ate 84 ounces of baked beans in 58 seconds. The man presumably knows from ****s, and yet, when pressed, he said his post-hot-dog contest evacuation would probably only take 10 or 15 minutes, and would likely occur about three hours from the time of our chat. Pretty standard stuff.

e stopped for one last question on his way out. Suddenly sheepish, I asked, "Mr. Chestnut, what will your next bowel movement be like?" Resplendent in victory, sweatier than anyone I've ever seen before in my life, Chestnut thought for a moment and then said confidently: "Picture-worthy."

http://www.sportspickle.com/2011/07/...ecord-27-times i wont even read that but it's there
07-08-2014 , 02:48 PM
I wonder if the black widows likes anal.
07-08-2014 , 02:57 PM
Making the rounds today (old though, possibly a repost?): http://lifeandtimes.com/tracy-anders...ns-only-method

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No, I’m smart about what I eat. If I ate a tablespoon of Yak Butter, which has 800 calories in it, or if I drank a diet soda – what would happen? If you asked 100 people in the middle of America the following question – “Will I gain more weight if I ate a tablespoon of Yak Butter or drank a soda?” – unanimously they would say Yak Butter. But they’re wrong. Your body has no idea what the hell to do with the soda, so this floats through your body, and it stores it as inflammation, which is a very important word that needs to be understood correctly.


Still would though.
07-08-2014 , 02:59 PM
#science

If the presumption is that yak butter weighs more than this diet soda then yes, she is correct.
07-08-2014 , 03:21 PM
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inflammation, which is a very important word that needs to be understood correctly.
This is the only part of that article that I agree with.
07-08-2014 , 03:32 PM
Didn't know that yak butter and iron had similar densities.
07-08-2014 , 03:38 PM
I had Yak butter in Lukla, Nepal trekking towards Mt. Everest. Had tea with Yak milk as well. Even chinese noodle type dishes they served with grated Yak cheese sprinkled on. They put it on everything.

The only word suitable to describe it's taste is: yak
07-08-2014 , 03:38 PM
I'd like to yak all over her butter IYKWIM.
07-08-2014 , 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by The Yugoslavian
I'd like to yak all over her butter IYKWIM.
Explain please.
07-08-2014 , 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted by The Yugoslavian
I'd like to yak all over her butter IYKWIM.
This sounds more like something I'd accidentally stumble across while looking at Asian porn on Xhamster. GL w that
07-08-2014 , 03:46 PM
Oh, I think you guys all know what I'm talkin' about.
07-08-2014 , 03:54 PM
Nobutt tho. Or, since Yugo is interested, possibly even dickbutt.

Would not tip Fedora. Would not hold door from 10m. Would hold door from <5m. 5-10m... ask again.
07-08-2014 , 03:56 PM
There's something wrong with her face bros. It's like when the robots are too close to real but not real enough and everyone gets mad and demands different robots that are chrome and shiny and pre-singularity.
07-08-2014 , 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by RustyBrooks
I've seen something like that in person before. The phrase I've heard to describe it is something like "she could **** in a dumpster standing up"
Somehow this is still the grossest thing on this page
07-08-2014 , 04:27 PM
lolzil
07-08-2014 , 04:32 PM
GER-BRO

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BROZILOL
07-08-2014 , 04:48 PM
I follow furious pete on youtube so I'm an expert. Their ****s depend on what they eat. you're welcome
07-08-2014 , 04:50 PM
germany - brazil
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just got the game on at half time. lol wtf.
07-08-2014 , 04:52 PM
que.gif
07-08-2014 , 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted by The Yugoslavian
I'd like to yak all over her butter IYKWIM.

lol. DAFUQ.
07-08-2014 , 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted by bixby snyder
Making the rounds today (old though, possibly a repost?): http://lifeandtimes.com/tracy-anders...ns-only-method



Still would though.

Just read her programming for Paltrow. Basically eat 1000 calories a day and do aerobics two hours a day. Women get skinnyfat. Take pictures with good lighting.

She has programming for men now also. Basically the equivalent of rustybrooks 6'0 165lb 25% bodyfat programming. Lots and lots of cardio.
07-08-2014 , 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by loco
lol. DAFUQ.
Seems LC thread needed something. I have no idea what that meant, seemed like something should be there though so I went with it.

K. K? K.

      
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