I just spewed so major in a reg war lol

wtf can he check raise me with except for a bluff? Any flush or set and he's leading the turn

[ ] that was true

No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (9 handed) - Hold'em Manager Hand Converter from HandHistoryConverter.com

Button ($62.70)
SB ($23.75)
BB ($47.97)
UTG ($57.45)
UTG+1 ($36.78)
MP1 ($49.23)
MP2 ($53.21)
MP3 ($51.25)
Hero (CO) ($64.15)

Preflop: Hero is CO with K, J
5 folds, Hero bets $1.50, 2 folds, BB raises $4, Hero calls $3

Flop: ($9.25) K, 2, 6 (2 players)
BB bets $4.50, Hero calls $4.50

Turn: ($18.25) 8 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $12, BB raises $29, Hero calls $17

River: ($76.25) 3 (2 players)
BB bets $9.97 (All-In), Hero calls $9.97

Total pot: $96.19

Results:
BB had 6, 6 (three of a kind, sixes).
Hero had K, J (one pair, Kings).
Outcome: BB won $93.19

vs unknown reg w/ no history, wtffffff

does CJ have a full tilt account?

Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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CO: $200.00
Hero (BTN): $200.00
SB: $100.00
BB: $200.00
UTG: $80.00
UTG+1: $215.45
MP1: $111.00
MP2: $37.00

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BTN with A K
UTG calls $2, 3 folds, CO raises to $9, Hero raises to $28, 3 folds, CO raises to $54, Hero raises to $200 all in, CO calls $146 all in

Flop: ($405.00) 5 K 6

Turn: ($405.00) 4

River: ($405.00) J

Final Pot: $405.00
CO shows J Q (a pair of Jacks)
Hero shows A K (a pair of Kings)
Hero wins $402.00
(Rake: $3.00)

Ahhhh nice hand, like the turn check call I just finished a 237.0 minute session and I'm +$3.16....I spewed around $119 as well.....I hate myself

LOL

6 and a half hour session... down little over a BI. With AK and KK+, down almost 2BI. But what do you want with villains and their pattern maps.

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.25(BB) Replayer
SB ($11.59)
BB ($25.56)
Hero ($42.65)
UTG+1 ($26.24)
UTG+2 ($14.12)
CO ($22.57)
BTN ($25)

Dealt to Hero K K

Hero raises to $1.25, fold, UTG+2 calls $1.25, fold, BTN calls $1, fold, fold

FLOP ($4.10) 2 2 8

Hero bets $3, UTG+2 folds, BTN raises to $6, Hero raises to $15, BTN raises to $23.75 (AI), Hero calls $8.75

TURN ($51.60) 2 2 8 2

RIVER ($51.60) 2 2 8 2 A

Hero shows K K
(Pre 71%, Flop 87.2%, Turn 90.9%)

BTN shows K A
(Pre 28%, Flop 12.8%, Turn 9.1%)

BTN wins $49.02

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NL Holdem $0.25(BB) Replayer
SB ($4.65)
BB ($11.11)
UTG ($4.10)
UTG+1 ($27.05)
UTG+2 ($11.53)
MP1 ($10.82)
Hero ($30.21)
BTN ($25)

Dealt to Hero K K

fold, UTG+1 calls $0.25, fold, MP1 raises to $1.10, Hero raises to $3.75, fold, fold, fold, fold, MP1 calls $2.65

FLOP ($8.10) 7 4 6

MP1 checks, Hero bets $26.46 (AI), MP1 calls $7.07 (AI)

TURN ($22.24) 7 4 6 3

RIVER ($22.24) 7 4 6 3 Q

MP1 shows A Q
(Pre 31%, Flop 97.1%, Turn 100.0%)

Hero shows K K
(Pre 69%, Flop 2.9%, Turn 0.0%)

MP1 wins $21.13

And this villain was 3betting bigtime (30% at that time, small sample though). And hey, btn vs blinds!

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NL Holdem $0.25(BB) Replayer
SB ($9.68)
BB ($28.60)
UTG ($16.82)
UTG+1 ($12.25)
UTG+2 ($7.42)
CO ($28.83)
Hero ($32.85)

Dealt to Hero K K

fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $0.85, fold, BB raises to $2.75, Hero raises to $7.50, BB raises to $28.60 (AI), Hero calls $21.10

FLOP ($57.30) 5 2 6

TURN ($57.30) 5 2 6 A

RIVER ($57.30) 5 2 6 A T

Hero shows K K
(Pre 19%, Flop 13.6%, Turn 18.2%)

BB shows A A
(Pre 81%, Flop 86.4%, Turn 81.8%)

BB wins $54.44

Obviously stars decided to get it's own back after giving me quads twice in quick succession and after getting top set in a set over set flop, drooler hits his one outer on the river to stack me.

So I then drop 5 buy-ins in 2 hours on uber monkey spew tilt.

Please provide hands lol

How about this for some uber tilt....

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (9 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

SB ($60.70)
BB ($50)
UTG ($50)
UTG+1 ($50.70)
MP1 ($64.90)
MP2 ($25.50)
Hero (MP3) ($50)
CO ($50)
Button ($88)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with 10, Q
4 folds, Hero bets $1.50, 1 fold, Button calls $1.50, 1 fold, BB calls $1

Flop: ($4.75) J, 10, 7 (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $3, Button raises to $11, 1 fold, Hero raises to $48.50 (All-In), Button calls $37.50

Turn: ($101.75) A (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($101.75) 9 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $101.75 | Rake: $3

Results:
Button had 10, 7 (two pair, tens and sevens).
Hero had 10, Q (one pair, tens).
Outcome: Button won $98.75

FML

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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MP2: $15.00
CO: $6.30
BTN: $43.85
SB: $36.95
BB: $25.00
Hero (UTG): $25.00
UTG+1: $14.55
UTG+2: $25.35
MP1: $27.65

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is UTG with A Q
Hero raises to $1, 3 folds, MP2 calls $1, 1 fold, BTN calls $1, 2 folds

Flop: ($3.35) Q 3 4 (3 players)
Hero bets $2.50, MP2 calls $2.50, BTN folds

Turn: ($8.35) 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $5.25, MP2 raises to $11.50 all in, Hero calls $6.25

River: ($31.35) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $31.35
MP2 shows K Q (two pair, Kings and Queens)
Hero shows A Q (a pair of Queens)
MP2 wins $29.85
(Rake: $1.50)

wow just after i posted that beat this happened, same villain same table

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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CO: $32.05
BTN: $5.95
SB: $39.70
BB: $25.00
Hero (UTG): $25.00
UTG+1: $15.25
MP1: $27.90
MP2: $27.65

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is UTG with 4 4
Hero calls $0.25, 3 folds, CO raises to $1, BTN calls $1, 2 folds, Hero calls $0.75

Flop: ($3.35) 2 6 4 (3 players)
Hero bets $2.25, CO calls $2.25, BTN raises to $4.95 all in, Hero calls $2.70, CO raises to $31.05 all in, Hero calls $19.05 all in

Turn: ($56.30) T (3 players - 3 are all in)

River: ($56.30) T (3 players - 3 are all in)

Final Pot: $56.30
CO shows K K (two pair, Kings and Tens)
BTN shows K 9 (a pair of Tens)
Hero shows 4 4 (a full house, Fours full of Tens)
Hero wins $36.20
Hero wins $17.30
(Rake: $2.80)

LOL

Got the soul read going here and bluffed them out of a pot in 10 NL, position and timing tells for the win.

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NL Holdem $0.10(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($2)
BB ($5.50)
UTG ($10)
UTG+1 ($5.56)
UTG+2 ($9.85)
MP1 ($1.45)
MP2 ($2.10)
Hero ($10.07)
BTN ($11.81)

Dealt to Hero 6 5

fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $0.30, fold, fold, BB calls $0.20

FLOP ($0.65) 9 Q T

BB checks, Hero bets $0.40, BB calls $0.40

TURN ($1.45) 9 Q T K

BB checks, Hero bets $0.60, BB calls $0.60

RIVER ($2.65) 9 Q T K K

BB checks, Hero bets $1, BB folds

Hero shows 6 5

Hero wins $2.48

Behold! A 57/9 shows how to plays AA PF. Nothing like the ol' limp-min3bet OOP.

Poker Stars $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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BTN: $1.95
SB: $10.75
BB: $40.25
UTG: $4.90
UTG+1: $10.90
UTG+2: $10.20
MP1: $2.55
MP2: $11.05
Hero (CO): $9.95

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is CO with 7 7
UTG calls $0.10, 3 folds, MP2 raises to $0.30, Hero calls $0.30, 2 folds, BB calls $0.20, UTG raises to $0.70 , MP2 calls $0.40, Hero calls $0.40, 1 fold

Flop: ($2.45) 7 T 2 (3 players)
UTG bets $1, MP2 folds, Hero raises to $5, UTG calls $3.20 all in

Turn: ($10.85) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($10.85) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $10.85
UTG shows A A (a pair of Aces)
Hero shows 7 7 (three of a kind, Sevens)
Hero wins $10.35
(Rake: $0.50)

1 outed on the river - http://www.pokerhand.org/?4694113

love min3bets - http://www.pokerhand.org/?4694118

beat : I haz H5N1

sounds like a weird omaha hand

double suited obv

I you, fishy


Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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SB: $224.00
BB: $354.20
UTG: $200.00
UTG+1: $304.00
MP1: $242.35
MP2: $200.00
CO: $355.35
Hero (BTN): $497.50

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BTN with Q J
5 folds, Hero raises to $6, 1 fold, BB calls $4

Flop: ($13.00) 3 2 8 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($13.00) J (2 players)
BB bets $13, Hero raises to $30, BB raises to $47, Hero calls $17

River: ($107.00) 4 (2 players)
BB bets $107, Hero calls $107

Final Pot: $321.00
BB shows A 7 (Ace Jack high)
Hero shows Q J (a pair of Jacks)
Hero wins $318.00
(Rake: $3.00)






Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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CO: $503.00
BTN: $399.00
SB: $150.20
BB: $200.00
UTG: $301.00
UTG+1: $232.35
UTG+2: $200.00
MP1: $352.35
Hero (MP2): $652.50

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is MP2 with A A
4 folds, Hero raises to $8, 2 folds, SB raises to $26, 1 fold, Hero raises to $48, SB calls $22

Flop: ($98.00) T 4 9 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $50, SB raises to $102.20 all in, Hero calls $52.20

Turn: ($302.40) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($302.40) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $302.40
SB shows Q J (a pair of Jacks)
Hero shows A A (a pair of Aces)
Hero wins $299.40
(Rake: $3.00)






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UTG: $288.95
UTG+1: $413.50
UTG+2: $228.95
MP1: $309.65
MP2: $202.00
CO: $200.00
BTN: $200.00
SB: $366.35
Hero (BB): $466.30

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BB with J 9
UTG calls $2, 1 fold, UTG+2 calls $2, 5 folds, Hero checks

Flop: ($7.00) 4 5 9 (3 players)
Hero bets $6, UTG calls $6, UTG+2 calls $6

Turn: ($25.00) 2 (3 players)
Hero bets $18, UTG calls $18, UTG+2 folds

River: ($61.00) K (2 players)
Hero bets $30, UTG calls $30

Final Pot: $121.00
UTG mucks 3 4
Hero shows J 9 (a pair of Nines)
Hero wins $118.00
(Rake: $3.00)

i will not tilt i will not tilt i will nt tilt i will not tilt i will not tilt i will not tilt i will not tilt i will not tilt i will not tilt i will not tilt i will not tilt


Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 3 players
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BB: $50.00
Hero (BTN): $50.50
SB: $50.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN with A A
Hero raises to $2, SB raises to $6.50, 1 fold, Hero raises to $15, SB raises to $50 all in, Hero calls $35

Flop: ($100.50) K 2 Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: ($100.50) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($100.50) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $100.50
Hero shows A A (a pair of Aces)
SB shows 8 3 (two pair, Eights and Threes)
SB wins $99.50
(Rake: $1.00)


and then 5 minutes later......




Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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BTN: $49.25
SB: $50.00
BB: $69.35
Hero (UTG): $61.25
UTG+1: $54.20
MP1: $39.25
MP2: $21.45
CO: $50.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG with A A
Hero raises to $2, 2 folds, MP2 calls $2, CO calls $2, 3 folds

Flop: ($6.75) T 7 5 (3 players)
Hero bets $5.50, MP2 calls $5.50, CO folds

Turn: ($17.75) 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $14, MP2 calls $13.95 all in

River: ($45.65) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $45.65
Hero shows A A (a pair of Aces)
MP2 shows 6 6 (a straight, Six to Ten)
MP2 wins $43.45
(Rake: $2.20)

Damn, I would tilt off several few buy-ins after that, just disgusting.

Thanks for taking care of that part for me.


Poker Stars $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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MP2: $6.40
CO: $4.60
BTN: $19.35
SB: $9.90
BB: $8.85
UTG: $13.85
UTG+1: $10.15
Hero (MP1): $10.00

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is MP1 with A A
UTG calls $0.10, 1 fold, Hero raises to $0.50, MP2 calls $0.50, 4 folds, UTG calls $0.40

Flop: ($1.65) Q 7 7 (3 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $1.50, MP2 calls $1.50, UTG folds

Turn: ($4.65) J (2 players)
Hero bets $5, MP2 calls $4.40 all in

River: ($13.45) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $13.45
MP2 shows A Q (a full house, Queens full of Sevens)
Hero shows A A (two pair, Aces and Queens)
MP2 wins $12.80
(Rake: $0.65)

My first hand at the table. However, I had just seen this goober shove (all but a nickel) on the previous hand with 74o, so I figured I might be slightly ahead of his range. But then the goober decided to time down to one second before calling off his last nickel with his monster hand. @sshole.

Poker Stars $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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MP1: $3.15
MP2: $8.40
Hero (CO): $10.00
BTN: $5.35
SB: $12.00
BB: $16.10
UTG: $5.90
UTG+1: $10.00
UTG+2: $4.05

Hero posts a big blind ($0.10)

Pre Flop: ($0.25) Hero is CO with 9 9
3 folds, MP1 raises to $3.10, 1 fold, Hero raises to $10 all in, 3 folds, MP1 calls $0.05 all in

Flop: ($6.45) 7 K T (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: ($6.45) A (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($6.45) J (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $6.45
MP1 shows 3 5 (high card Ace) -- blow me
Hero shows 9 9 (a pair of Nines)
Hero wins $6.15
(Rake: $0.30)

Nice odds to chase, Jethro.

Poker Stars $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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MP2: $12.35
CO: $3.30
BTN: $10.40
SB: $4.00
Hero (BB): $9.85
UTG: $10.00
UTG+1: $10.00
MP1: $16.45

CO posts a big blind ($0.10)

Pre Flop: ($0.25) Hero is BB with Q Q
4 folds, CO checks, 1 fold, SB raises to $0.20, Hero raises to $1, 1 fold, SB calls $0.80

Flop: ($2.10) A 2 4 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $3, SB calls $3 all in

Turn: ($8.10) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($8.10) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $8.10
SB shows 9 J (a flush, Ace high)
Hero shows Q Q (a pair of Queens)
SB wins $7.70
(Rake: $0.40)

I haven't been 1 outtered in a while.

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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BB: $118.05
UTG: $29.55
UTG+1: $50.00
UTG+2: $65.30
MP1: $13.85
MP2: $44.70
Hero (CO): $50.00
BTN: $55.00
SB: $50.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is CO with Q Q
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $2, 2 folds, MP2 calls $2, Hero calls $2, 2 folds, BB calls $1.50

Flop: ($8.25) T 3 Q (4 players)
BB checks, UTG+1 checks, MP2 checks, Hero bets $5, BB folds, UTG+1 calls $5, MP2 folds

Turn: ($18.25) T (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $10, UTG+1 calls $10

River: ($38.25) K (2 players)
UTG+1 bets $33 all in, Hero calls $33 all in

Final Pot: $104.25
UTG+1 shows T T (four of a kind, Tens)
Hero shows Q Q (a full house, Queens full of Tens)
UTG+1 wins $101.25
(Rake: $3.00)