This summer before I received rakeback :



Since I received rakeback :




Hand of the day :

Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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MP1: $7.55
MP2: $27.92
CO: $18.29
BTN: $24.64
SB: $17.65
BB: $17.50
UTG: $14.35
Hero (UTG+1): $25.00
UTG+2: $29.47

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is UTG+1 with J J
UTG raises to $14.35 all in, Hero raises to $25 all in, 7 folds

Flop: ($29.05) T 5 T

Turn: ($29.05) 9

River: ($29.05) K

Final Pot: $29.05
UTG shows 6 T (three of a kind, Tens)
Hero shows J J (two pair, Jacks and Tens)
UTG wins $27.60
(Rake: $1.45)

FU FTP

lol regs.

don't try and rep the nuts if someone actually has the nuts.

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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Hero (MP1): $50.00
MP2: $12.00
CO: $24.05
BTN: $89.15
SB: $59.20
BB: $79.05
UTG: $14.00
UTG+1: $50.60

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is MP1 with A A
2 folds, Hero raises to $1.50, 2 folds, BTN calls $1.50, 2 folds

Flop: ($3.75) Q 6 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $2.50, BTN calls $2.50

Turn: ($8.75) 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $5, BTN calls $5

River: ($18.75) 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $16, BTN raises to $80.15 all in, Hero calls $25 all in

Final Pot: $100.75
Hero shows A A (a flush, Ace high)
BTN shows Q A (a pair of Queens)
Hero wins $97.75
(Rake: $3.00)

**** ME....WHY CANT I LAY DOWN KK TO A RANDOM

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players
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BTN: $50.85
Hero (SB): $53.25
BB: $50.00
UTG: $54.50
UTG+1: $81.95
MP: $50.00
CO: $60.95

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is SB with K K
4 folds, BTN raises to $1.50, Hero raises to $5, BB calls $4.50, BTN calls $3.50

Flop: ($15.00) Q 4 3 (3 players)
Hero bets $9, BB folds, BTN calls $9

Turn: ($33.00) Q (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

River: ($33.00) 6 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $13, Hero calls $13

Final Pot: $59.00
BTN shows Q J (three of a kind, Queens)
Hero mucks K K
BTN wins $56.15
(Rake: $2.85)

So sick

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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UTG+1: $25.00
UTG+2: $9.10
MP1: $17.00
Hero (MP2): $25.75
CO: $3.95
BTN: $8.95
SB: $26.85
BB: $25.00
UTG: $15.70

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is MP2 with K K
2 folds, UTG+2 calls $0.25, 1 fold, Hero raises to $1.25, 4 folds, UTG+2 calls $1

Flop: ($2.85) 6 5 T (2 players)
UTG+2 bets $1.25, Hero raises to $5.50, UTG+2 calls $4.25

Turn: ($13.85) 3 (2 players)
UTG+2 bets $2.35 all in, Hero calls $2.35

River: ($18.55) 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $18.55
UTG+2 shows 8 9 (a straight, Six to Ten)
Hero shows K K (a pair of Kings)
UTG+2 wins $17.70
(Rake: $0.85)

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players
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CO: $25.00
BTN: $25.15
SB: $20.80
BB: $10.00
Hero (UTG): $74.55
UTG+1: $25.00
MP: $6.25

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is UTG with 7 7
Hero raises to $0.75, 5 folds, BB calls $0.50

Flop: ($1.60) 6 2 T (2 players)
BB bets $0.75, Hero calls $0.75

Turn: ($3.10) 7 (2 players)
BB bets $1.25, Hero raises to $4, BB calls $2.75

River: ($11.10) 8 (2 players)
BB bets $4.50 all in, Hero calls $4.50

Final Pot: $20.10
BB shows J 9 (a straight, Seven to Jack)
Hero shows 7 7 (three of a kind, Sevens)
BB wins $19.15
(Rake: $0.95)

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Full Tilt Poker $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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MP2: $0.40
CO: $1.79
Hero (BTN): $3.96
SB: $0.97
BB: $2.18
UTG: $2.75
UTG+1: $2.00
UTG+2: $0.37
MP1: $0.43

Pre Flop: ($0.03) Hero is BTN with A Q
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.02, 3 folds, CO calls $0.02, Hero raises to $0.10, 1 fold, BB calls $0.08, 2 folds

Flop: ($0.25) 4 6 T (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $0.18, BB calls $0.18

Turn: ($0.61) J (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $0.43, BB calls $0.43

River: ($1.47) 9 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero requests TIME, Hero bets $3.25 all in, BB calls $1.47 all in






Oh, and also...



Full Tilt Poker $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em - 4 players
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Hero (CO): $2.21
BTN: $0.61
SB: $0.99
BB: $1.16

Pre Flop: ($0.03) Hero is CO with Q J
Hero raises to $0.06, 1 fold, SB calls $0.05, BB calls $0.04

Flop: ($0.18) 8 T J (3 players)
SB checks, BB bets $0.20, Hero calls $0.20, SB folds

Turn: ($0.58) T (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

River: ($0.58) J (2 players)
BB bets $0.90 all in, Hero calls $0.90

really starting to dislike this game

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players - View hand 272874
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BB: $50.00
UTG: $9.25
UTG+1: $8.50
MP: $42.40
Hero (CO): $82.00
BTN: $57.10
SB: $2.75

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is CO with T T
2 folds, MP calls $0.50, Hero raises to $2, BTN calls $2, 3 folds

Flop: ($5.25) 9 9 T (2 players)
Hero bets $3.50, BTN raises to $7, Hero raises to $16, BTN raises to $25, Hero raises to $80 all in, BTN calls $30.10 all in

Turn: ($115.45) 2 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($115.45) 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $115.45
Hero shows T T (a full house, Tens full of Nines)
BTN shows K 9 (four of a kind, Nines)
BTN wins $112.45
(Rake: $3.00)

Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players
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BTN: $5.51
SB: $25.05
Hero (BB): $39.59
UTG: $7.80
UTG+1: $35.17
MP: $14.00
CO: $5.94

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with 6 J
UTG calls $0.25, 5 folds, Hero checks

Flop: ($0.60) Q 6 J (2 players)
Hero bets $0.50, UTG calls $0.50

Turn: ($1.60) J (2 players)
Hero bets $1, UTG calls $1

River: ($3.60) K (2 players)
Hero bets $3, UTG raises to $6.05 all in, Hero calls $3.05

Final Pot: $15.70
Hero mucks 6 J
UTG shows K J (a full house, Jacks full of Kings)
UTG wins $14.92
(Rake: $0.78)

Weeeee. At least he wasn't a full stack.

Sigh. I love fish, I really do.

Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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BTN: $47.90
SB: $24.75
BB: $31.42
UTG: $25.70
UTG+1: $36.02
Hero (MP1): $50.15
MP2: $57.86
CO: $11.78

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is MP1 with 9 9
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.25, Hero raises to $0.85, 5 folds, UTG+1 calls $0.60

Flop: ($2.05) 8 9 3 (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $1.65, UTG+1 calls $1.65

Turn: ($5.35) A (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $5, UTG+1 calls $5

River: ($15.35) 5 (2 players)
UTG+1 bets $9.50, Hero requests TIME, Hero calls $9.50...knowing he should fold.

Final Pot: $34.35
UTG+1 shows 7 6 (a straight, Nine high)
Hero mucks 9 9
UTG+1 wins $32.64
(Rake: $1.71)

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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MP1: $19.00
MP2: $51.80
CO: $50.00
BTN: $58.80
SB: $38.85
BB: $50.00
Hero (UTG): $100.30
UTG+1: $49.50

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG with A A
Hero raises to $2, 5 folds, SB calls $1.75, 1 fold

Flop: ($4.50) A 9 8 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $3, SB raises to $7, Hero calls $4

Turn: ($18.50) A (2 players)
SB bets $29.85 all in, Hero calls $29.85

River: ($78.20) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $78.20
SB shows 8 8 (four of a kind, Eights)
Hero shows A A (four of a kind, Aces)
Hero wins $75.20
(Rake: $3.00)

don't ****ing tell me regs aren't playing back

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($50)
BB ($24.25)
UTG ($54.15)
Hero ($50)
UTG+2 ($50)
MP1 ($53.70)
CO ($54)
BTN ($49.65)

Dealt to Hero K K

fold, Hero raises to $2, fold, fold, CO raises to $6.50, fold, fold, fold, Hero calls $4.50

FLOP ($13.75) 5 5 4

Hero checks, CO bets $9, Hero raises to $18, CO raises to $47.50 (AI), Hero calls $25.50 (AI)

TURN ($100) 5 5 4 6

RIVER ($100) 5 5 4 6 3

Hero shows K K
(Pre 81%, Flop 91.6%, Turn 95.5%)

CO shows 9 9
(Pre 19%, Flop 8.4%, Turn 4.5%)

Hero wins $97.75

**** off and die you stupid piece of **** set mining in 3b pot ******

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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MP1: $47.20
Hero (MP2): $54.65
CO: $38.55
BTN: $51.60
SB: $8.00
BB: $10.00
UTG: $49.25
UTG+1: $52.05

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is MP2 with A A
2 folds, MP1 raises to $1.50, Hero raises to $5, 4 folds, MP1 calls $3.50

Flop: ($10.75) 3 T J (2 players)
MP1 bets $4, Hero raises to $12, MP1 raises to $20, Hero raises to $49.65 all in, MP1 calls $22.20 all in

Turn: ($95.15) 7 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($95.15) 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $95.15
MP1 shows 3 3 (three of a kind, Threes)
Hero shows A A (a pair of Aces)
MP1 wins $92.15
(Rake: $3.00)

wut. nobody is playing back at you this one (reg) is just dumb as zhit

No strat in BBV, but you're bluffing 2NL on a board where you have -100% FE.

Possibly the most satistfying double up I've gotten in a while. Villian was a 50+ VPIP fish who was chasing everything to the river.

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 Pot Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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UTG: $9.75
UTG+1: $56.40
MP1: $37.45
MP2: $50.00
Hero (CO): $48.50
BTN: $53.80
SB: $9.50
BB: $61.50

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is CO with K 7
4 folds, Hero raises to $1.50, BTN calls $1.50, 2 folds

Flop: ($3.75) J J 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $1.50, BTN calls $1.50

Turn: ($6.75) T (2 players)
Hero bets $4, BTN raises to $9, Hero raises to $20.50, BTN raises to $50.80 all in, Hero calls $25 all in

River: ($97.75) 6 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $97.75
Hero shows K 7 (a flush, King high)
BTN shows 9 Q (a straight, Eight to Queen)
Hero wins $94.75
(Rake: $3.00)

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR CHASING.

Oookaaayyyyy......

Poker Stars $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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UTG+1: $110.75
UTG+2: $100.00
Hero (MP1): $120.10
MP2: $76.30
CO: $39.95
BTN: $142.65
SB: $110.55
BB: $103.45
UTG: $103.20

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is MP1 with Q K
3 folds, Hero raises to $3, 1 fold, CO calls $3, 3 folds

Flop: ($7.50) T 9 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $4.50, CO calls $4.50

Turn: ($16.50) J (2 players)
Hero bets $11, CO calls $11

River: ($38.50) 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $25, CO calls $21.45 all in



I don't know what to say.

Do not steal my blind, it will only end badly for you. Case in point:

Full Tilt Poker $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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BTN: $2.20
SB: $11.07
Hero (BB): $10.00
UTG: $3.10
UTG+1: $7.63
MP1: $3.39
MP2: $4.31
CO: $5.00

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is BB with 7 7
5 folds, BTN raises to $0.30, 1 fold, Hero raises to $5, BTN calls $1.90 all in

Flop: ($4.45) 2 Q 5

Turn: ($4.45) 6

River: ($4.45) A

Final Pot: $4.45
BTN shows A A (three of a kind, Aces)
Hero shows 7 7 (a flush, Ace high)
Hero wins $4.16
(Rake: $0.29)

SWONG!!!



September:

BEAT: The NL10 game at Pokerstars this month. It has:

a) completely been overloaded with 5/3 nits, and

b) a slew of goddamn POS shortstackers.

I eight-tabled this afternoon and on 6 of them I had 4-5 $2 stacks. I guess I need to start playing late evening. Sigh.

This one was totally LOL. When I run bad, it is spectacularly bad.

I title this:

How to Have your Aces Cracked and Have to Play the Board on the River When You Flop a Set

50nl
Dealt to Hero [A A]

2 folds, Hero raises to $2, 1 fold, CO calls, 3 folds.

Dealing Flop [A K Q] ($4.75)
Hero bets $2.50, CO Calls

Dealing Turn [5] ($9.75)
Hero bets $4, CO Calls

Dealing River [9] ($17.75)

Hero realizes he's playing the board and the chances of the villain not having a spade higher than a 5 is close to zero, checks, CO bets $5, Hero folds like the wimp he is.

yeah!!!!! i just break the $200 barrier on my BR!!!!!!!! woohooooooo

Congrats. I believe that Mark Twain said, "There is nothing better than a dollar earn through gambling."

Maybe next time I'll think twice about calling a 4b shove with AKs.

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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BB: $51.85
UTG: $109.25
UTG+1: $28.75
UTG+2: $57.75
Hero (MP1): $53.50
MP2: $50.00
CO: $71.65
BTN: $31.15
SB: $48.55

MP2 posts a big blind ($0.50)

Pre Flop: ($1.25) Hero is MP1 with A K
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $1.50, 1 fold, Hero raises to $5, 5 folds, UTG+1 raises to $28.75 all in, Hero calls $23.75

Flop: ($58.75) 3 6 Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: ($58.75) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($58.75) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $58.75
UTG+1 shows K J (a flush, King high)
Hero shows A K (high card Ace)
UTG+1 wins $55.85
(Rake: $2.90)

it's been a while