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And I'm already for October.

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG+2: $26.60
MP1: $23.85
MP2: $41.30
CO: $26.35
BTN: $25.35
SB: $24.85
BB: $28.75
UTG: $25.00
Hero (UTG+1): $25.00

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is UTG+1 with 4 4
UTG raises to $1, Hero calls $1, 1 fold, MP1 calls $1, 5 folds

Flop: ($3.35) 9 4 T (3 players)
UTG bets $3, Hero calls $3, MP1 calls $3

Turn: ($12.35) Q (3 players)
UTG bets $7.25, Hero calls $7.25, MP1 raises to $19.85 all in, UTG folds, Hero calls $12.60

River: ($59.30) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

fun hand. after showdown he said "nh donk" and left

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.25(BB) Replayer
SB ($25.20)
BB ($26.30)
UTG ($25.75)
UTG+1 ($26.70)
UTG+2 ($26.75)
CO ($34.70)
Hero ($25)

Dealt to Hero 5 3

fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $0.75, SB raises to $1.25, fold, Hero calls $0.50

FLOP ($2.75) 5 9 3

SB checks, Hero bets $2, SB calls $2

TURN ($6.75) 5 9 3 3

SB checks, Hero bets $4.50, SB calls $4.50

RIVER ($15.75) 5 9 3 3 A

SB checks, Hero bets $17.25 (AI), SB calls $17.25

Hero shows 5 3
(Pre 21%, Flop 70.9%, Turn 95.5%)

SB shows K K
(Pre 79%, Flop 29.1%, Turn 4.5%)

Hero wins $47.80

53s, the new AA:

Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: $26.71
Hero (BB): $25.00
UTG: $25.09
UTG+1: $12.60
MP: $37.46
CO: $4.65
BTN: $31.04

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with 5 3
5 folds, SB calls $0.15, Hero checks

Flop: ($0.50) 3 3 5 (2 players)
SB bets $0.25, Hero raises to $1, SB calls $0.75

Turn: ($2.50) 2 (2 players)
SB bets $1.25, Hero raises to $5, SB raises to $25.46 all in, Hero calls $18.75 all in

River: ($50.00) 2 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $50.00
SB shows 9 K (a flush, King high)
Hero shows 5 3 (a full house, Threes full of Fives)
Hero wins $47.50
(Rake: $2.50)

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: $27.10
Hero (BB): $54.45
UTG: $25.00
UTG+1: $27.50
MP1: $31.40
MP2: $25.35
CO: $25.00
BTN: $21.90

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with K K
2 folds, MP1 calls $0.25, 3 folds, SB raises to $1.25, Hero raises to $3.50, 1 fold, SB calls $2.25

Flop: ($7.25) Q Q T (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($7.25) K (2 players)
SB bets $1.50, Hero raises to $6.50, SB calls $5

River: ($20.25) J (2 players)
SB bets $17.10 all in, Hero calls $17.10

Final Pot: $54.45
SB shows Q Q (four of a kind, Queens)
Hero shows K K (a full house, Kings full of Queens)
SB wins $51.80
(Rake: $2.65)



Sickest thing was I put him on QQ pre and on the flop!!! I'm just not good enough to fold the second nuts though

christ I thought Auugust was bad, f u september.

Woo-hoo! Tied for the lead!

Here is my first of many September postings.

Sucking out on two shorties = $4.85
Having them both leave the table right afterwards = priceless!

Poker Stars $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

MP2: $7.80
Hero (CO): $10.65
BTN: $1.20
SB: $0.95
BB: $10.00
UTG: $10.45
UTG+1: $2.60
MP1: $1.90

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is CO with Q A
2 folds, MP1 raises to $0.40, 1 fold, Hero raises to $2, 1 fold, SB calls $0.90 all in, 1 fold, MP1 calls $1.50 all in

Flop: ($4.85) 6 8 9 (3 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: ($4.85) Q (3 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($4.85) 6 (3 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $4.85
Hero shows Q A (two pair, Queens and Sixes)
SB mucks 5 5
MP1 shows K A (a pair of Sixes)
Hero wins $1.80
Hero wins $2.85
(Rake: $0.20)

I had some suck outs, but these beats are ****ing redic.

Villain is a 63/3 massive fish. Yeah, the flop aggression isn't great, but we're still in good shape. Obviously never folding.

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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UTG+2: $7.25
MP1: $24.85
MP2: $4.10
CO: $25.00
BTN: $6.15
SB: $9.75
Hero (BB): $26.40
UTG: $5.75
UTG+1: $33.05

CO posts a big blind ($0.25)

Pre Flop: ($0.60) Hero is BB with Q A
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.25, 3 folds, CO checks, 2 folds, Hero raises to $1.25, UTG+1 calls $1, 1 fold

Flop: ($2.85) 5 6 A (2 players)
Hero bets $2.25, UTG+1 raises to $4.50, Hero raises to $14, UTG+1 calls $9.50

Turn: ($30.85) J (2 players)
Hero bets $10.75, UTG+1 calls $10.75

River: ($52.35) A (2 players)
Hero bets $0.40 all in, UTG+1 calls $0.40

Final Pot: $53.15
Hero shows Q A (three of a kind, Aces)
UTG+1 shows 5 A (a full house, Aces full of Fives)
UTG+1 wins $50.65
(Rake: $2.50)

Sigh.

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

CO: $23.05
BTN: $5.00
SB: $22.05
BB: $23.95
UTG: $7.50
UTG+1: $12.40
Hero (MP): $25.35

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is MP with K A
2 folds, Hero raises to $0.75, 1 fold, BTN raises to $2.75, 1 fold, BB calls $2.50, Hero raises to $11, BTN calls $2.25 all in, BB calls $8.25

Flop: ($27.10) T J T (3 players - 1 is all in)
BB checks, Hero bets $14.35 all in, BB calls $12.95 all in

Turn: ($53.00) 7 (3 players - 3 are all in)

River: ($53.00) 3 (3 players - 3 are all in)

Final Pot: $53.00
BTN shows 8 8 (two pair, Tens and Eights)
BB shows A 7 (two pair, Tens and Sevens)
Hero shows K A (a pair of Tens)
BB wins $36.10
BTN wins $14.35
(Rake: $2.55)

Siiiigh.
Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: $25.00
BB: $10.00
UTG: $26.40
UTG+1: $30.80
MP1: $18.05
MP2: $4.90
Hero (CO): $27.10
BTN: $25.00

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is CO with Q K
2 folds, MP1 calls $0.25, 1 fold, Hero raises to $1, 3 folds, MP1 calls $0.75

Flop: ($2.35) K 7 Q (2 players)
MP1 bets $1, Hero raises to $3.25, MP1 calls $2.25

Turn: ($8.85) T (2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets $6.75, MP1 calls $6.75

River: ($22.35) T (2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets $15, MP1 calls $7.05 all in

Final Pot: $36.45
MP1 shows A J (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Hero shows Q K (two pair, Kings and Queens)
MP1 wins $34.70
(Rake: $1.75)

This villain is 66/36 or something over like 40 hands. Maybe it's better to check call but I expect he'll do dumb **** and call a huge range. Didn't c-bet because he bets a LOT.

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
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BTN/SB: $24.75
Hero (BB): $26.10

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with A K
BTN/SB calls $0.15, Hero raises to $1.25, BTN/SB calls $1

Flop: ($2.50) 4 K 4 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB checks

Turn: ($2.50) 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $2, BTN/SB calls $2

River: ($6.50) 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $1.50, BTN/SB raises to $7.75, Hero calls $6.25

Final Pot: $22.00
BTN/SB shows 4 T (four of a kind, Fours)
Hero mucks A K
BTN/SB wins $21.00
(Rake: $1.00)

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First tracked 10K hands at 25NL



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One day down, I can tell September is going to be fun.

Not quite a joey but this is the biggest comeback I've made in a single day.

All at 25.

Hand reading, FTW.

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

MP2: $55.00
CO: $29.75
BTN: $52.05
SB: $9.50
Hero (BB): $50.00
UTG: $24.75
UTG+1: $49.50
UTG+2: $47.95
MP1: $57.40

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with J J
UTG calls $0.50, 5 folds, BTN calls $0.50, 1 fold, Hero raises to $2.50, 1 fold, BTN calls $2

Flop: ($5.75) 9 T 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $3, BTN calls $3

Turn: ($11.75) K (2 players)
Hero bets $5, BTN calls $5

River: ($21.75) 2 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $15, Hero calls $15

Final Pot: $51.75
BTN shows 6 7 (a pair of Deuces)
Hero shows J J (two pair, Jacks and Deuces)
Hero wins $49.25
(Rake: $2.50)

solid

This **** just doesn't stop


Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

MP1: $29.00
MP2: $21.75
CO: $54.50
Hero (BTN): $69.40
SB: $61.45
BB: $11.25
UTG: $11.00
UTG+1: $10.75
UTG+2: $50.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN with J J
UTG requests TIME, 4 folds, MP2 raises to $2, 1 fold, Hero calls $2, 2 folds

Flop: ($4.75) 5 8 4 (2 players)
MP2 bets $4.75, Hero requests TIME, Hero raises to $20, MP2 calls $15 all in

Turn: ($44.25) 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($44.25) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $44.25
MP2 shows 9 9 (three of a kind, Nines)
Hero shows J J (a pair of Jacks)
MP2 wins $42.05
(Rake: $2.20)

This one hurt.

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players
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Hero (BB): $130.95
UTG: $47.25
UTG+1: $50.00
MP: $50.75
CO: $50.75
BTN: $71.95
SB: $42.75

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with Q Q
2 folds, MP raises to $1.50, 3 folds, Hero raises to $6, MP calls $4.50

Flop: ($12.25) 5 2 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $8.50, MP calls $8.50

Turn: ($29.25) 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $38, MP calls $36.25 all in

River: ($101.75) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $101.75
Hero shows Q Q (a pair of Queens)
MP shows 8 8 (a straight, Four to Eight)
MP wins $98.75
(Rake: $3.00)

*shaking head some more*


Full Tilt Poker $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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SB: $36.05
Hero (BB): $51.45
UTG: $40.25
UTG+1: $63.20
MP1: $10.00
MP2: $49.50
CO: $14.60
BTN: $19.25

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with A A
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.50, 2 folds, CO calls $0.50, 1 fold, SB calls $0.25, Hero raises to $3, 1 fold, CO calls $2.50, 1 fold

Flop: ($7.00) 9 9 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $4.00, CO raises to $11.60, Hero calls $7.60

Turn: ($30.20) 5 (2 players)

River: ($30.20) 3 (2 players)

Final Pot: $30.20
Hero shows A A
CO shows 4 4
CO wins $28.70
(Rake: $1.50)

^^^ WTF Rapid??!! You're supposed to run like God against the shorties.

Hell, if it means I don't run like complete garbage when I'm 200bb deep, I'll run like crap vs shorties.

[x] Standard hand
[x] aginst fellow 2p2er (won't say who)
[x] over 300bb pot
[x] feels HORRIBLE

Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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MP1: $223.00
MP2: $317.65
CO: $112.25
BTN: $274.55
SB: $234.60
Hero (BB): $149.25
UTG: $208.65
UTG+1: $101.50

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with T T
2 folds, MP1 raises to $3.50, 2 folds, BTN calls $3.50, SB calls $3, Hero calls $2.50

Flop: ($14.00) A 8 T (4 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, MP1 bets $6, BTN calls $6, SB folds, Hero raises to $20, MP1 calls $14, BTN raises to $61, Hero calls $41, MP1 folds

Turn: ($156.00) J (2 players)
Hero bets $84.75 all in, BTN calls $84.75

River: ($325.50) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $325.50
BTN shows J A (a flush, Ace high)
Hero shows T T (three of a kind, Tens)
BTN wins $322.50
(Rake: $3.00)

Ahhh, these two helped. The latter one in particular.

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $29.50
UTG: $51.15
UTG+1: $57.90
MP: $49.50
CO: $50.00
BTN: $50.00
Hero (SB): $51.25

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is SB with Q K
2 folds, MP raises to $1.50, 2 folds, Hero raises to $5.50, 1 fold, MP calls $4

Flop: ($11.50) Q 8 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $8, MP calls $8

Turn: ($27.50) 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $15, MP calls $15

River: ($57.50) 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $22, MP calls $21 all in

Final Pot: $99.50
MP mucks T Q
Hero shows Q K (two pair, Queens and Fours)
Hero wins $96.50
(Rake: $3.00)


Squeeze gone wrong:
Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG+1: $20.10
MP1: $50.75
MP2: $52.20
CO: $22.70
Hero (BTN): $50.00
SB: $67.90
BB: $18.40
UTG: $9.25

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN with 9 T
2 folds, MP1 raises to $2, MP2 calls $2, 1 fold, Hero raises to $8.50, 1 fold, BB raises to $18.40 all in, 2 folds, Hero calls $9.90
Meh, getting more than 3:1 on the call. Can't fold, and I have a hand that still has a decent chance of cracking a big pair.

Flop: ($41.05) Q 7 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: ($41.05) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($41.05) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $41.05
Hero shows 9 T (a straight, Eight to Queen)
BB shows K A (high card Ace)
Hero wins $39.00
(Rake: $2.05)

I'm already 400$ below EV for september. Feels great.

Almost time for brokendooraments.


Full Tilt Poker $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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CO: $33.70
BTN: $50.00
SB: $50.00
Hero (BB): $100.00
UTG: $50.75
UTG+1: $58.65
UTG+2: $31.20
MP1: $43.65
MP2: $37.70

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with A A
4 folds, MP2 raises to $1, 3 folds, Hero raises to $4.50, MP2 calls $3.50

Flop: ($9.25) 9 T Q (2 players)
Hero bets $7.50, MP2 calls $7.50

Turn: ($24.25) 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $26.00, MP2 calls $25.70 all in

River: ($75.65) 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $75.65
Hero shows A A
MP2 shows 8 A
MP2 wins $72.65
(Rake: $3.00)

september off to a good start

Yeah? Well september has been even worse to me:

lol

That's not september...?