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*** Official Beats, Brags, and Variance Thread: Remember to Dismember September Edition *** *** Official Beats, Brags, and Variance Thread: Remember to Dismember September Edition ***

09-04-2009 , 10:16 AM
60/10 megafish.

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG: $5.35
UTG+1: $15.25
MP: $31.70
CO: $4.30
BTN: $5.15
SB: $4.40
Hero (BB): $50.15

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with 7 7
2 folds, MP raises to $0.50, 3 folds, Hero calls $0.25

Flop: ($1.10) A 3 7 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $2.25, Hero raises to $5.75, MP raises to $9.25, Hero raises to $16.75, MP raises to $31.20 all in, Hero calls $14.45

Turn: ($63.50) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($63.50) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $63.50
MP shows A A (three of a kind, Aces)
Hero shows 7 7 (three of a kind, Sevens)
MP wins $60.50
(Rake: $3.00)
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09-04-2009 , 10:18 AM
63/24.

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BB): $32.50
UTG: $25.00
UTG+1: $4.90
MP1: $14.75
MP2: $24.15
CO: $5.00
BTN: $70.85
SB: $38.25

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with 5 6
5 folds, BTN calls $0.25, 1 fold, Hero checks

Flop: ($0.60) 3 4 3 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: ($0.60) 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $0.25, BTN calls $0.25

River: ($1.10) T (2 players)
Hero bets $0.75, BTN raises to $5, Hero calls $4.25

Final Pot: $11.10
Hero mucks 5 6
BTN shows 3 4 (a full house, Threes full of Fours)
BTN wins $10.55
(Rake: $0.55)
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09-04-2009 , 10:47 AM
Well, converter isn't working for me.

Set<two pair that hits backdoor flush vs the same fish who had the set of aces. Shortie also flopped a straight, but whatever.

heheheh
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09-04-2009 , 12:31 PM
SB is the reason I'm at the table. UTG is a bad player who limp-raised me less than 10 hands after sitting down.

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: $104.85
Hero (BB): $67.50
UTG: $28.95
UTG+1: $17.25
UTG+2: $55.15
MP1: $48.50
MP2: $50.00
CO: $31.05
BTN: $50.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with 3 3
UTG calls $0.50, 6 folds, SB calls $0.25, Hero checks

Flop: ($1.50) 3 5 5 (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $1, UTG calls $1, SB folds

Turn: ($3.50) 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $2, UTG calls $2

River: ($7.50) T (2 players)
Hero bets $5, UTG calls $5

Final Pot: $17.50
Hero shows 3 3 (a full house, Threes full of Fives)
UTG mucks A A Serves you right
Hero wins $16.65
(Rake: $0.85)

villain would have called bigger bets and I was expecting a turn raise. Meh.
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09-04-2009 , 05:05 PM
*** Official Beats, Brags, and Variance Thread: Remember to Dismember September Edition *** Quote
09-04-2009 , 06:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joopjan
Hero calls are addictive

Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em $0.30 Ante - 9 players
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UTG+2: $278.20
MP1: $299.30
MP2: $394.60
CO: $143.80
BTN: $215.10
Hero (SB): $508.85
BB: $311.40
UTG: $1208.15
UTG+1: $264.40

Pre Flop: ($5.70) Hero is SB with 8 8
6 folds, BTN raises to $6, Hero raises to $21, 1 fold, BTN calls $15

Flop: ($46.70) A K 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $30, BTN raises to $65, Hero raises to $487.55 all in, BTN calls $128.80 all in

Turn: ($434.30) K (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($434.30) 6 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $434.30
BTN shows 5 4 (a pair of Kings)
Hero shows 8 8 (two pair, Kings and Eights)
Hero wins $431.30
(Rake: $3.00)
You are a very sick poker player.
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09-04-2009 , 06:40 PM
It's nice to finally have something positive to talk about!!

Full Tilt Poker $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players
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CO: $91.30
Hero (BTN): $100.25
SB: $53.35
BB: $50.00
UTG: $24.25
UTG+1: $103.00
MP: $50.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN with 7 A
3 folds, CO raises to $1.50, Hero calls $1.50, 2 folds

Flop: ($3.75) K J 5 (2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets $3.00, CO calls $3

Turn: ($9.75) Q (2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets $7.00, CO calls $7

River: ($23.75) A (2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets $88.75, CO calls $79.80 all in

Final Pot: $183.35
CO mucks 8 9
Hero shows 7 A
Hero wins $171.40
(Rake: $3.00)
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09-04-2009 , 08:15 PM
RapidEvolution is right. Just wow. Never slowplay aces.


Poker Stars $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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MP2: $3.93
CO: $3.44
BTN: $2.55
SB: $4.93
BB: $6.90
Hero (UTG): $14.15
UTG+1: $9.59
MP1: $6.72

Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is UTG with T T
Hero raises to $0.20, UTG+1 calls $0.20, MP1 calls $0.20, MP2 calls $0.20, 1 fold, BTN calls $0.20, SB calls $0.18, 1 fold

Flop: ($1.25) J T 8 (6 players)
SB bets $4.73 all in, Hero calls $4.73, UTG+1 folds, MP1 calls $4.73, MP2 calls $3.73 all in, BTN folds

Turn: ($19.17) 5 (4 players - 2 are all in)
Hero bets $3.40, MP1 calls $1.79 all in

River: ($22.75) 3 (4 players - 3 are all in)

Final Pot: $22.75
MP2 shows J 9 (a pair of Jacks)
SB shows J Q (a pair of Jacks)
Hero shows T T (three of a kind, Tens)
MP1 shows A A (a pair of Aces)
Hero wins $3.48
Hero wins $2.85
Hero wins $15.37
(Rake: $1.05)
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09-04-2009 , 09:34 PM
sustainable plz



Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 4 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: $255.00
BB: $156.00
Hero (CO): $204.40
BTN: $74.50

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is CO with J J
Hero raises to $6, 2 folds, BB calls $4

Flop: ($13.00) Q J 9 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $10, BB raises to $32, Hero raises to $198.40 all in, BB calls $118 all in

Turn: ($313.00) 5 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($313.00) 4 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $313.00
BB shows Q 9 (two pair, Queens and Nines)
Hero shows J J (three of a kind, Jacks)
Hero wins $311.00
(Rake: $2.00)
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09-04-2009 , 09:58 PM


first 500 day, ship (75% 50NL, 25% 100)
*** Official Beats, Brags, and Variance Thread: Remember to Dismember September Edition *** Quote
09-04-2009 , 10:04 PM
I hate you all with you're winning hands.
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09-04-2009 , 10:06 PM
Next person who bitches about short stacks in the micros...


Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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BB: $13.90
UTG: $42.25
UTG+1: $5.00
UTG+2: $24.40
MP1: $25.00
MP2: $29.45
CO: $8.90
BTN: $14.40
Hero (SB): $25.00

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is SB with K K
3 folds, MP1 raises to $1, 3 folds, Hero raises to $3.50, BB calls $3.25, 1 fold

Flop: ($8.00) 4 3 J (2 players)
Hero bets $6, BB calls $6

Turn: ($20.00) 6 (2 players)
Hero bets $5, BB calls $4.40 all in

River: ($28.80) A (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $28.80
BB shows 2 2 (a pair of Deuces)
Hero shows K K (a pair of Kings)
Hero wins $27.45
(Rake: $1.35)
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09-04-2009 , 10:48 PM
another day, another sklansky dollar. 14 buy-ins down now for the month.




IPoker Network $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 10 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG: $52.53
UTG+1: $31.32
UTG+2: $3.00
MP1: $10.70
Hero (MP2): $50.72
MP3: $26.43
CO: $45.34
BTN: $21.84
SB: $3.50
BB: $25.79

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is MP2 with K K
2 folds, UTG+2 calls $0.50, 1 fold, Hero raises to $2.50, MP3 raises to $26.43, 5 folds, Hero calls $23.93

Flop: ($54.11) A J 6 (2 players)

Turn: ($54.11) 7 (2 players)

River: ($54.11) Q (2 players)

Final Pot: $54.11
MP3 shows A 9
MP3 wins $51.41
(Rake: $2.70)


oh finally.

IPoker Network $20.00 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players - View hand 267514
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

Hero (BTN/SB): $40.00
BB: $20.00

Pre Flop: ($0.30) Hero is BTN/SB with K K
Hero raises to $0.60, BB calls $0.40

Flop: ($1.20) Q 2 Q (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $0.80, BB raises to $1.60, Hero calls $0.80

Turn: ($4.40) J (2 players)
BB bets $3.00, Hero calls $3

River: ($10.40) K (2 players)
BB bets $14.80, Hero calls $14.80

Final Pot: $40.00
BB shows Q J
Hero wins $39.00
(Rake: $1.00)

Last edited by Teddie; 09-04-2009 at 10:56 PM.
*** Official Beats, Brags, and Variance Thread: Remember to Dismember September Edition *** Quote
09-05-2009 , 02:40 AM
My favorite hand of the week. Even if I did miscount my outs when I shoved...

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (8 handed) - Poker-Stars Hand Converter from HandHistoryConverter.com

Hero (BB) ($53.15)
UTG ($200.55)
UTG+1 ($46.80)
MP1 ($62.50)
MP2 ($55.50)
CO ($25.90)
Button ($50)
SB ($50)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 9, 8
UTG calls $0.50, UTG+1 bets $2.50, MP1 calls $2.50, 1 fold, CO calls $2.50, 2 folds, Hero calls $2, UTG calls $2

Flop: ($12.75) A, 6, 5 (5 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks, UTG+1 bets $6.50, 1 fold, CO raises to $13, Hero raises to $50.65 (All-In), 1 fold, UTG+1 calls $37.80 (All-In), CO calls $10.40 (All-In)

Turn: ($124.75) 7 (3 players, 3 all-in)

River: ($124.75) K (3 players, 3 all-in)

Total pot: $124.75 | Rake: $3

Results:
Hero had 9, 8 (straight, nine high).
UTG+1 had A, A (three of a kind, Aces).
CO had 5, 5 (three of a kind, fives).
Outcome: Hero won $121.75
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09-05-2009 , 06:13 AM
How to convince yourself you're good when you're not 99% of the time...

"They're both donks playing lilke 70/5 over 60 hands."

"One of them has the Ad so I've got him beat"

"The other donk's got the Q and can't fold top pair."

"F*ck it, I call"

"Sh*t! I'm drawing deader than dead. What the f*ck was I thinking."

Poker Stars $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: $40.15
BB: $55.55
UTG: $41.90
UTG+1: $30.20
Hero (MP): $74.60
CO: $28.95
BTN: $88.15

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is MP with K K
2 folds, Hero raises to $1.50, CO calls $1.50, 1 fold, SB calls $1.25, BB calls $1

Flop: ($6.00) 3 Q 2 (4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $4.50, CO folds, SB calls $4.50, BB calls $4.50

Turn: ($19.50) T (3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $14.50, SB raises to $34.15, BB raises to $49.55, Hero calls $35.05

River: ($152.75) 9 (3 players)
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09-05-2009 , 06:43 AM
Great. Over 600$ below EV for September. It's looking good!

Edit: Luckily I'm still up 300$.
*** Official Beats, Brags, and Variance Thread: Remember to Dismember September Edition *** Quote
09-05-2009 , 06:58 AM
But sir you have a gutshot...

Poker Stars $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

MP2: $7.40
CO: $12.55
BTN: $9.85
SB: $10.45
BB: $14.15
UTG: $10.60
UTG+1: $16.10
Hero (MP1): $13.05

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is MP1 with 7 7
UTG raises to $0.40, 1 fold, Hero calls $0.40, 5 folds

Flop: ($0.95) 2 8 6 (2 players)
UTG bets $0.65, Hero calls $0.65

Turn: ($2.25) 7 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $2, UTG raises to $9.55 all in, Hero calls $7.55

River: ($21.35) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $21.35
UTG shows T T (a straight, Six to Ten)
Hero shows 7 7 (three of a kind, Sevens)
UTG wins $20.30
(Rake: $1.05)
*** Official Beats, Brags, and Variance Thread: Remember to Dismember September Edition *** Quote
09-05-2009 , 11:12 AM
lol regs


Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG+1: $132.00
MP1: $67.25
MP2: $103.85
Hero (CO): $112.90
BTN: $107.00
SB: $103.50
BB: $99.50
UTG: $121.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is CO with K Q
UTG calls $1, 3 folds, Hero raises to $5, 1 fold, SB calls $4.50, 1 fold, UTG calls $4

Flop: ($16.00) 8 J 4 (3 players)
SB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets $8, SB raises to $20, UTG folds, Hero calls $12

Turn: ($56.00) 9 (2 players)
SB bets $28, Hero raises to $87.90 all in, SB calls $50.50 all in

River: ($213.00) 7 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $213.00
Hero shows K Q (a flush, King high)
SB shows T T (a straight, Jack high)
Hero wins $210.00
(Rake: $3.00)
*** Official Beats, Brags, and Variance Thread: Remember to Dismember September Edition *** Quote
09-05-2009 , 02:08 PM
How awsome did I play this?


Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $114.80
UTG: $20.00
UTG+1: $100.65
UTG+2: $108.60
MP1: $39.05
MP2: $98.50
Hero (CO): $100.00
BTN: $91.90
SB: $100.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is CO with 5 Q
4 folds, MP2 raises to $3.50, Hero raises to $12, 3 folds, MP2 calls $8.50

Flop: ($25.50) 2 7 9 (2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($25.50) J (2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets $18, MP2 raises to $44, Hero raises to $70, MP2 raises to $86.50 all in, Hero calls $16.50

River: ($198.50) A (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $198.50
MP2 shows 9 9 (three of a kind, Nines)
Hero shows 5 Q (Ace Queen high)
MP2 wins $195.50
(Rake: $3.00)
*** Official Beats, Brags, and Variance Thread: Remember to Dismember September Edition *** Quote
09-05-2009 , 04:39 PM
finally I got lucky in a donkament...

Poker Stars 100FPP No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t500/t1000 Blinds + t100 - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: t16757 M = 6.98
Hero (UTG): t6361 M = 2.65
UTG+1: t6779 M = 2.82
UTG+2: t4785 M = 1.99
MP1: t45299 M = 18.87
MP2: t10030 M = 4.18
CO: t7948 M = 3.31
BTN: t4532 M = 1.89
SB: t24215 M = 10.09

Pre Flop: (t2400) Hero is UTG with 9 A
Hero raises to t6261 all in, 3 folds, MP2 raises to t9930 all in, CO calls t7848 all in, 3 folds

Flop: (t24357) 2 T Q (3 players - 3 are all in)

Turn: (t24357) 8 (3 players - 3 are all in)

River: (t24357) J (3 players - 3 are all in)

Final Pot: t24357
Hero shows 9 A (a flush, Ace high)
MP2 shows T A (a pair of Tens)
CO shows A K (a straight, Ten to Ace)
CO wins t3174
Hero wins t21183
*** Official Beats, Brags, and Variance Thread: Remember to Dismember September Edition *** Quote
09-05-2009 , 04:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by imfromsweden
How awsome did I play this?


Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $114.80
UTG: $20.00
UTG+1: $100.65
UTG+2: $108.60
MP1: $39.05
MP2: $98.50
Hero (CO): $100.00
BTN: $91.90
SB: $100.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is CO with 5 Q
4 folds, MP2 raises to $3.50, Hero raises to $12, 3 folds, MP2 calls $8.50

Flop: ($25.50) 2 7 9 (2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($25.50) J (2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets $18, MP2 raises to $44, Hero raises to $70, MP2 raises to $86.50 all in, Hero calls $16.50

River: ($198.50) A (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $198.50
MP2 shows 9 9 (three of a kind, Nines)
Hero shows 5 Q (Ace Queen high)
MP2 wins $195.50
(Rake: $3.00)
thinking is key
*** Official Beats, Brags, and Variance Thread: Remember to Dismember September Edition *** Quote
09-05-2009 , 06:03 PM
This is getting so ****ing stupid now. I have one pair, they have two. I have set they have straight, I have straight they have a ****ing flush.

What's with the ****ing jesus flops every ****ing time on FTP???

Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

MP2: $174.65
CO: $94.60
BTN: $198.50
Hero (SB): $213.20
BB: $117.00
UTG: $100.00
UTG+1: $211.00
UTG+2: $92.80
MP1: $100.00

Pre Flop: ($2.00) Hero is SB with 9 9
5 folds, CO calls $0, BTN raises to $3, Hero calls $2.50, 1 fold, CO calls $2.50

Flop: ($10.00) J 7 9 (3 players)
Hero bets $10.50, CO raises to $21, BTN folds, Hero raises to $73.50, CO raises to $91.10 all in, Hero calls $17.60

Turn: ($192.20) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($192.20) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

About to take the ****ing roll to stars, **** your rakeback ****ing doomswitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*** Official Beats, Brags, and Variance Thread: Remember to Dismember September Edition *** Quote
09-05-2009 , 06:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HappyPixel
thinking is key
Actually I did have some thinking. I think I'll post it in SSNL actually, although I know they'll hate it as they do with all bluffs.
*** Official Beats, Brags, and Variance Thread: Remember to Dismember September Edition *** Quote
09-05-2009 , 06:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by imfromsweden
Actually I did have some thinking. I think I'll post it in SSNL actually, although I know they'll hate it as they do with all bluffs.
They'll hate it because it makes no sense and you have like 0 outs.
*** Official Beats, Brags, and Variance Thread: Remember to Dismember September Edition *** Quote
09-05-2009 , 06:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by I vi ii V7
They'll hate it because it makes no sense and you have like 0 outs.
Feel free to leave a comment

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/96...et-pot-577881/
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