I love going up against cockeyed optimists who continue to think that their top pair, crap kicker just might be good even though I:
a) raised PF from the SB and
b) led out large on the flop into 3 players.

Thank you, kind sir.

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 Pot Limit Hold'em - 8 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

MP1: $24.45
MP2: $10.00
CO: $19.75
BTN: $21.75
Hero (SB): $24.40
BB: $5.00
UTG: $25.00
UTG+1: $3.30

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is SB with 9 9
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.25, MP1 calls $0.25, 1 fold, CO calls $0.25, 1 fold, Hero raises to $1.50, 1 fold, UTG+1 calls $1.25, MP1 calls $1.25, CO calls $1.25

Flop: ($6.25) 9 3 J (4 players)
Hero bets $5, UTG+1 folds, MP1 folds, CO calls $5

Turn: ($16.25) T (2 players)
Hero bets $14, CO calls $13.25 all in

River: ($42.75) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $42.75
CO shows 8 J (two pair, Jacks and Tens)
Hero shows 9 9 (a full house, Nines full of Tens)
Hero wins $40.65
(Rake: $2.10)

top pair plus open ended straight draw.

This is what I love about players like this. They make horrible calls with who knows what, and when they improve their hand on a relatively good board for them, they do nothing to extract additional value. They get all their money in bad and get nothing more in when they catch up. What a paradox.

floating regs is fun. backdoor the nuts obv

$0.25/$0.5 No Limit Holdem
8 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG artgarfunkel ($50.35)
UTG+1 valanama ($10)
MP1 ANDREW SON ($50)
MP2 CowanT ($22.35)
CO James Chung ($56.95)
BTN hkfooey1 ($23.20)
SB Arnozilla ($32.90)
BB pingxiao ($10)

Pre-Flop: ($0.75, 8 players) James Chung is CO J 10
2 folds, ANDREW SON raises to $1.50, 1 fold, James Chung calls $1.50, 3 folds

Flop: A 8 6 ($3.75, 2 players)
ANDREW SON bets $2.50, James Chung calls $2.50

Turn: Q ($8.75, 2 players)
ANDREW SON bets $5, James Chung calls $5

River: 9 ($18.75, 2 players)
ANDREW SON bets $13.50, James Chung goes all-in $47.95, ANDREW SON goes all-in $27.50

Final Pot: $107.70
James Chung shows
J 10

James Chung wins $104.70 ( won +$47.75 )

ANDREW SON lost -$50

Outplayed by a SSer on this one, but you really enjoy the 1-outer when you're the beneficiary


Full Tilt Poker $0.02/$0.05 Pot Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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SB: $4.95
BB: $4.82
UTG: $1.78
UTG+1: $5.22
MP1: $3.94
MP2: $1.61
CO: $2.30
Hero (BTN): $5.00

Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is BTN with K K
UTG raises to $0.17, 4 folds, Hero raises to $0.58, 2 folds, UTG calls $0.41

Flop: ($1.23) 4 Q Q (2 players)
UTG bets $0.50, Hero raises to $2.73, UTG calls $0.70 all in

Turn: ($3.63) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($3.63) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $3.63
UTG shows Q K (a full house, Queens full of Kings)
Hero shows K K (a full house, Kings full of Queens)
Hero wins $3.39
(Rake: $0.24)

So far my shot at 100NL has been an ... interesting experience.



Brag: I'm beating it
Beat: Not big enough a sample to know if I can keep doing that
Variance: plenty

$0.25/$0.5 No Limit Holdem
9 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG BGTRUCK ($31.80)
UTG+1 Mikkel Kingo ($38.90)
MP1 ngl67 ($11.25)
MP2 PTRO_77 ($22.60)
MP3 FireGold ($9)
CO IMTEHCOOL ($51.60)
BTN James Chung ($50)
SB zim1964 ($27.95)
BB mukk85 ($30)

Pre-Flop: ($0.75, 9 players) James Chung is BTN 9 8
1 fold, Mikkel Kingo calls $0.50, 4 folds, James Chung raises to $2.25, 2 folds, Mikkel Kingo calls $1.75

Flop: 7 6 10 ($5.25, 2 players)
Mikkel Kingo bets $0.50, James Chung raises to $4, Mikkel Kingo calls $3.50

Turn: J ($13.25, 2 players)
Mikkel Kingo bets $13.25, James Chung goes all-in $43.75, Mikkel Kingo goes all-in $19.40

River: 6 ($89.65, 2 players, 2 all-in)

Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players
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SB: $29.60
BB: $45.00
UTG: $92.85
UTG+1: $16.90
Hero (MP): $102.65
CO: $100.00
BTN: $63.85

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is MP with K A
UTG calls $1, 1 fold, Hero raises to $5, 2 folds, SB calls $4.50, BB raises to $45 all in, 1 fold, Hero raises to $102.65 all in, 1 fold

Flop: ($96.00) K 2 9

Poker Stars $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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BB: $61.50
UTG: $24.75
UTG+1: $41.20
UTG+2: $54.85
Hero (MP1): $58.25
MP2: $51.00
CO: $50.00
BTN: $51.05
SB: $53.70

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is MP1 with K K
3 folds, Hero raises to $1.50, 1 fold, CO raises to $5, 3 folds, Hero raises to $16, CO raises to $50, Hero calls $34

Flop: ($100.75) 9 8 6 (2 players)

Turn: ($100.75) K (2 players)

River: ($100.75) 2 (2 players)

Final Pot: $100.75
Hero shows K K
CO shows J K
Hero wins $97.75
(Rake: $3.00)

Villain probably hates me after this one.

Poker Stars $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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UTG: $100.85
UTG+1: $12.90
MP1: $169.70
Hero (MP2): $104.50
CO: $72.00
BTN: $60.00
SB: $107.80
BB: $19.50

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is MP2 with 4 4
UTG raises to $3, 1 fold, MP1 calls $3, Hero calls $3, CO calls $3, 3 folds

Flop: ($13.50) 3 A 5 (4 players)
UTG bets $10, MP1 folds, Hero thinks for a couple of seconds, Hero calls $10, CO folds

I'm not floating. Villain's cbet was big enough to show he's commited with his big ace so I calculated my odds. 2 outs for a set, and 4 more for a gutshot. That gives me about 13% chance of hitting my hand on turn and villain still has >$80 in his stack. If I do hit, my hand is unexpected, and thus I have enough implied odds to peel. (It helps that villain can have at most one spade in his hand.)

Turn: ($33.50) 4 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $22, UTG calls $22
DING-DING-DING!

River: ($77.50) 5 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $69.50 all in, UTG calls $65.85 all in

Final Pot: $209.20
UTG mucks Q A
Hero shows 4 4 (a full house, Fours full of Fives)
Hero wins $206.20
(Rake: $3.00)

brag: finished this session up +1 BI
beat: down -20 BI for the month (and no, I don't blame variance for all of it)
variance: the hand below. I didn't get f*** in the *** for a change.

650 hands on villain. VPIP 11%, PFR 8%, F CBet 56%, W$SD 60%


Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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BB: $54.45
UTG: $63.30
Hero (UTG+1): $50.00
UTG+2: $40.45
MP1: $52.10
MP2: $35.00
CO: $47.35
BTN: $47.25
SB: $71.20

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG+1 with Q Q



1 fold, Hero raises to $1.50, UTG+2 calls $1.50, 4 folds, SB raises to $7, 1 fold,

What is up this week. People are 3betting me a ton.



Hero calls $5.50, UTG+2 calls $5.50

Flop: ($21.50) 3 2 9 (3 players)
SB bets $12.50, Hero calls $12.50, UTG+2 folds



Turn: ($46.50) 2 (2 players)
SB bets $51.70 all in, Hero calls $30.50 all in

River: ($107.50) T (2 players - 2 are all in)

villain's stats say she is a nit so I'm expecting KK+ here but I'm a donkey so f*** it, I pay off.

This is 100NL & 200NL (and I'm running 1300$ below EV)

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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itbjam (UTG+1): $38.80
BABY CAP0NE (UTG+2): $11.35
GRIG S222 (MP1): $41.65
Dr.Amnesia (MP2): $22.75
guth888 (CO): $50.00
daafp (BTN): $54.20
91V3M3M0N3Y (SB): $50.40
yankovic1 (BB): $91.85
Hero (UTG): $69.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG with Q K
Hero raises to $1.50, 2 folds, GRIG S222 calls $1.50, 5 folds

Flop: ($3.75) J K K (2 players)
Hero checks, GRIG S222 checks

Turn: ($3.75) J (2 players)
Hero bets $3.50, GRIG S222 calls $3.50

River: ($10.75) 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $40,

There is no way he is calling right? I dutifully ship the nutz anyways




GRIG S222 calls $36.65 all in

what happened at hand 22,500 or so? Your non sd winnings went through the roof.

I never cease to be amazed at the absolute crap the Saturday night fishies decide to call PF raises with OOP. For your consideration:

HAND #1: No ****ing way villian has the 6 of clubs in this 3-bet pot. No ****ing way.
Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 Pot Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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MP2: $16.65
CO: $5.85
Hero (BTN): $21.10
SB: $27.55
BB: $6.20
UTG: $25.35
UTG+1: $25.00
UTG+2: $14.25
MP1: $6.10

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BTN with K A
4 folds, MP2 raises to $0.75, 1 fold, Hero raises to $2.60, 2 folds, MP2 calls $1.85

Flop: ($5.55) 5 8 6 (2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($5.55) 4 (2 players)
MP2 bets $2, Hero calls $2

River: ($9.55) 7 (2 players)
MP2 bets $2, Hero raises to $15.10, MP2 calls $10.05 all in

Final Pot: $33.65
MP2 shows T 6 (a straight flush, Four to Eight) -- sigh
Hero shows K A (a flush, Ace high)
MP2 wins $32.00
(Rake: $1.65)


HAND #2: Even 73/17 droolers don't call PF raises OOP with Q6o, do they?
Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 Pot Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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CO: $11.30
BTN: $14.40
SB: $5.35
BB: $5.00
UTG: $13.75
UTG+1: $15.10
Hero (MP1): $25.30
MP2: $14.15

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is MP1 with J J
UTG calls $0.25, UTG+1 calls $0.25, Hero raises to $1.35, 6 folds, UTG+1 calls $1.10

Flop: ($3.30) 6 3 6 (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $2.75, UTG+1 raises to $5.50, Hero raises to $19.65, UTG+1 calls $8.25 all in

Turn: ($30.80) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($30.80) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $30.80
UTG+1 shows 6 Q (a full house, Sixes full of Queens) -- WTF???
Hero shows J J (two pair, Jacks and Sixes)
UTG+1 wins $29.30
(Rake: $1.50)

Well, I no longer believe poker is a skill game

Full Tilt Poker $10.00 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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MP1: $5.10
MP2: $10.25
CO: $21.24
BTN: $20.66
SB: $4.90
Hero (BB): $10.00
UTG: $19.20
UTG+1: $21.28

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is BB with 9 9
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $0.20, 5 folds, Hero calls $0.10

Flop: ($0.45) 9 T A (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 bets $0.45, Hero raises to $1.80, UTG+1 calls $1.35

Turn: ($4.05) Q (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 bets $19.28, Hero calls $8 all in

River: ($20.05) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $20.05
Hero shows 9 9
UTG+1 shows Q Q
UTG+1 wins $7.44
(Rake: $1.33)

Full Tilt Poker $10.00 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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UTG+2: $20.69
MP1: $5.30
MP2: $19.46
CO: $5.00
BTN: $10.15
SB: $10.05
BB: $11.00
UTG: $19.45
Hero (UTG+1): $10.00

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is UTG+1 with 6 6
1 fold, Hero raises to $0.30, 5 folds, SB calls $0.25, 1 fold

Flop: ($0.70) 4 3 6 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $0.40, SB raises to $0.80, Hero raises to $3.10, SB raises to $9.75, Hero calls $6.60 all in

Turn: ($20.10) A (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($20.10) 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $20.10
SB shows 5 4
Hero shows 6 6
SB wins $18.71
(Rake: $1.34)


Full Tilt Poker $10.00 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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MP2: $9.00
CO: $12.62
BTN: $20.55
SB: $10.02
BB: $5.00
UTG: $10.00
UTG+1: $5.16
UTG+2: $20.99
Hero (MP1): $10.00

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is MP1 with 2 2
3 folds, Hero calls $0.10, 2 folds, BTN calls $0.10, 1 fold, BB checks

Flop: ($0.35) T Q 9 (3 players)
BB checks, Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: ($0.35) 2 (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $0.35, BTN raises to $20.45, BB folds, Hero calls $9.55 all in

River: ($20.15) A (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $20.15
BTN shows J K
Hero shows 2 2
BTN wins $18.81
(Rake: $1.34)



Within an hour

Sunday Mornings are Fun. Is it 2004?

Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

MP1: $11.47
MP2: $7.35
Hero (CO): $10.00
BTN: $3.12
SB: $25.00
BB: $33.84
UTG: $61.05
UTG+1: $5.00
UTG+2: $5.00

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is CO with A T
3 folds, MP1 calls $0.25, 1 fold, Hero calls $0.25, 2 folds, BB checks

Flop: ($0.85) 8 J K (3 players)
BB checks, MP1 bets $11.22 all in, Hero calls $9.75 all in, BB folds

Turn: ($20.35) T (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($20.35) 8 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $20.35
MP1 shows 4 K (two pair, Kings and Eights)
Hero shows A T (a flush, Ace high)
Hero wins $19.34
(Rake: $1.01)

That's 1 goal already achieved Shipped 1st out of 80 last Thursday for $210 Nothing like tripling your roll in 1 night..

Wemt from being a bad LAG to being a good (well not good, but at least better) LAG

Hmmmmmm some regs really are this good

Shame that stars really does hate me more than ANYONE ELSE EVER

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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CO: $47.35
BTN: $49.40
SB: $50.00
Hero (BB): $51.75
UTG: $89.20
UTG+1: $129.05
UTG+2: $50.00
MP1: $50.00
MP2: $50.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with A A
UTG raises to $2, UTG+1 calls $2, 2 folds, MP2 calls $2, 3 folds, Hero raises to $8.50, UTG calls $6.50, UTG+1 calls $6.50, MP2 raises to $50 all in, Hero raises to $51.75 all in, 2 folds

Flop: ($117.25) 8 7 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: ($117.25) K (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($117.25) J (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $117.25
Hero shows A A (a pair of Aces)
MP2 shows 8 8 (three of a kind, Eights)
MP2 wins $114.25
(Rake: $3.00)

Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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BTN: $400.00
Hero (SB): $345.75
BB: $374.70
UTG: $202.00
UTG+1: $224.55
UTG+2: $208.05
MP1: $300.65
MP2: $252.55
CO: $119.75

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is SB with 8 A
4 folds, MP2 raises to $4, 2 folds, Hero calls $3, 1 fold

Flop: ($10.00) 7 T 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $6, MP2 calls $6

Turn: ($22.00) 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $14, MP2 calls $14

River: ($50.00) 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $72, MP2 folds

Final Pot: $50.00
Hero wins $47.50
(Rake: $2.50)

No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (7 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

BB ($50)
UTG ($99.90)
Hero (MP1) ($101)
MP2 ($197.70)
CO ($281.40)
Button ($105.25)
SB ($98)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 9, 9
1 fold, Hero bets $3.50, 1 fold, CO calls $3.50, 3 folds

Flop: ($8.50) 8, 9, 10 (2 players)
Hero bets $8.50, CO raises $23, Hero raises $89 (All-In), CO calls $74.50

Turn: ($203.50) 8 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($203.50) 4 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $203.50

Results:
Hero had 9, 9 (full house, nines over eights).
CO had 8, 8 (four of a kind, eights).
Outcome: CO won $200.50

No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (8 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

MP2 ($100)
CO ($62.15)
Button ($100)
Hero (SB) ($101.15)
BB ($305.75)
UTG ($101.40)
UTG+1 ($92)
MP1 ($273.30)

Preflop: Hero is SB with J, A
6 folds, Hero bets $2.50, BB calls $2

Flop: ($6) 3, 10, 10 (2 players)
Hero checks, BB checks

Turn: ($6) 7 (2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $6, Hero calls $6

River: ($18) 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $20, Hero calls $20

Total pot: $58

Results:
Hero had J, A (one pair, tens).
BB had 4, 9 (one pair, tens).
Outcome: Hero won $55.10

i hate that i suck at poker and can still make money off of dumbasses...

wtf!!

edit:
example:


Poker Stars $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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SB: $100.00
BB: $50.00
Hero (UTG): $103.60
MP: $100.00
CO: $102.50
BTN: $100.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is UTG with A J
Hero raises to $3, 1 fold, CO calls $3, BTN calls $3, 2 folds

Flop: ($10.50) 5 A 4 (3 players)
Hero bets $6, CO raises to $20, BTN folds, Hero calls $14

Turn: ($50.50) K (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $30, Hero raises to $80.60 all in, CO calls $49.50 all in

River: ($209.50) 5 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $209.50
Hero shows A J (two pair, Aces and Fives)
CO shows 4 4 (a full house, Fours full of Fives)
CO wins $206.50
(Rake: $3.00)



and this was because the previous few hands ago..
Poker Stars $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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Hero (BB): $111.20
UTG: $154.75
UTG+1: $81.20
MP1: $101.50
MP2: $116.95
CO: $106.00
BTN: $100.00
SB: $100.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with A 8
6 folds, SB calls $0.50, Hero raises to $3.50, SB calls $2.50

Flop: ($7.00) 3 8 J (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($7.00) A (2 players)
SB bets $4, Hero raises to $12, SB calls $8

River: ($31.00) 6 (2 players)
SB bets $24, Hero calls $24

Final Pot: $79.00
Hero mucks A 8
SB shows 9 J (a flush, Jack high)
SB wins $76.00
(Rake: $3.00)

This is why you don't slowplay.


Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG: $22.40
UTG+1: $21.25
MP: $22.30
CO: $28.15
Hero (BTN): $36.20
SB: $38.25
BB: $46.65

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BTN with 6 4
4 folds, Hero raises to $0.75, 1 fold, BB calls $0.50

Flop: ($1.60) 4 5 3 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $1, BB calls $1

Turn: ($3.60) J (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $2.25, BB calls $2.25

River: ($8.10) 2 (2 players)
BB bets $17.50, Hero raises to $32.20 all in, BB calls $14.70

Villian shows AhQh