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*** Official Beats, Brags, and Variance Thread: Remember to Dismember September Edition *** *** Official Beats, Brags, and Variance Thread: Remember to Dismember September Edition ***

09-03-2009 , 11:13 AM
its my lifetime 100 garf
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09-03-2009 , 11:32 AM
Wow, sickest day ever misplayed hand 1 but w/e villain was reason i was at the table


Full Tilt Poker $5/$10 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (UTG): $1363.00
UTG+1: $187.00
MP1: $1183.50
MP2: $2777.70
CO: $2280.00
BTN: $1753.00
SB: $1549.00
BB: $2147.00

Pre Flop: ($15.00) Hero is UTG with K A
Hero raises to $40, 2 folds, MP2 calls $40, 4 folds

Flop: ($95.00) 5 4 K (2 players)
Hero bets $70, MP2 raises to $140, Hero calls $70

Turn: ($375.00) J (2 players)
Hero bets $275, MP2 raises to $550, Hero raises to $1183 all in, MP2 requests TIME, MP2 calls $633

River: ($2741.00) 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $2741.00
Hero shows K A (a pair of Kings)
MP2 shows Q 5 (a pair of Fives)
Hero wins $2738.00
(Rake: $3.00)



Full Tilt Poker $5/$10 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (UTG+1): $2703.00
MP: $172.00
CO: $2222.20
BTN: $2275.00
SB: $1938.50
BB: $1544.00
UTG: $2369.00

Pre Flop: ($15.00) Hero is UTG+1 with K T
1 fold, Hero raises to $40, 1 fold, CO calls $40, 2 folds, BB calls $30

Flop: ($125.00) 9 7 K (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $90, CO calls $90, BB folds

Turn: ($305.00) 6 (2 players)
Hero bets $225, CO calls $225

River: ($755.00) K (2 players)
Hero bets $550, CO calls $550

Final Pot: $1855.00
Hero shows K T (three of a kind, Kings)
CO mucks 8 9
Hero wins $1852.00
(Rake: $3.00)
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09-03-2009 , 11:39 AM
/thread
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09-03-2009 , 11:43 AM
Cake Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.04 BB (9 handed) - Cake-Poker Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

MP3 ($5.82)
CO ($2.50)
Button ($4.70)
SB ($0.82)
Hero (BB) ($3.86)
UTG ($4.10)
UTG+1 ($0.80)
MP1 ($2.28)
MP2 ($2.30)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 7, 4
UTG bets $0.16, 7 folds, Hero raises to $0.52, UTG raises to $0.88, Hero calls $0.36

Flop: ($1.78) 5, 10, 8 (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $1, Hero raises to $2.98 (All-In), UTG calls $1.98

Turn: ($7.74) A (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($7.74) 9 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $7.74

Results:
Hero had 7, 4 (high card, Ace).
UTG had K, K (one pair, Kings).
Outcome: UTG won $7.74

Garph so far of September..



Down 1/4 of BR, 3/4 to go!
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09-03-2009 , 11:48 AM
Well this is one hell of a way to start a day off, can't believe there are players this bad, but i'm so happy to get it in pf here, musta been on super monkey tilt or something.

(first brag btw)

Full Tilt Poker $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG+1: $7.78
UTG+2: $5.00
Hero (MP1): $5.00
MP2: $5.78
CO: $5.37
BTN: $5.32
SB: $1.59
BB: $1.96
UTG: $4.29

Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is MP1 with A A
UTG raises to $0.25, 2 folds, Hero raises to $0.60, 1 fold, CO calls $0.60, 3 folds, UTG raises to $0.95, Hero raises to $5 all in, 1 fold, UTG calls $3.34 all in

Flop: ($9.25) 4 7 T

Turn: ($9.25) A

River: ($9.25) K

Final Pot: $9.25
Hero shows A A (three of a kind, Aces)
UTG shows A J (a pair of Aces)
Hero wins $8.64
(Rake: $0.61)
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09-03-2009 , 11:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by IFlatTheNuts
Cake Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.04 BB (9 handed) - Cake-Poker Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

MP3 ($5.82)
CO ($2.50)
Button ($4.70)
SB ($0.82)
Hero (BB) ($3.86)
UTG ($4.10)
UTG+1 ($0.80)
MP1 ($2.28)
MP2 ($2.30)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 7, 4
UTG bets $0.16, 7 folds, Hero raises to $0.52, UTG raises to $0.88, Hero calls $0.36

Flop: ($1.78) 5, 10, 8 (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $1, Hero raises to $2.98 (All-In), UTG calls $1.98

Turn: ($7.74) A (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($7.74) 9 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $7.74

Results:
Hero had 7, 4 (high card, Ace).
UTG had K, K (one pair, Kings).
Outcome: UTG won $7.74
wth is this ?
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09-03-2009 , 12:18 PM
I have bad influence
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09-03-2009 , 12:58 PM
I've had nine consecutive pocket aces cracked with everything from pocket 3s to 5-2. I think I'm going to cash out this evening. I really didn't get into poker to play roulette which is what it's really turned into.
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09-03-2009 , 01:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DDAWD
I've had nine consecutive pocket aces cracked with everything from pocket 3s to 5-2. I think I'm going to cash out this evening. I really didn't get into poker to play roulette which is what it's really turned into.
Wow, that would tilt the hell outta me, site is rigged, or you need to stop limping your aces.
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09-03-2009 , 02:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SmokeyS
Wow, that would tilt the hell outta me, site is rigged, or you need to stop limping your aces.
no, I almost never limp them. Maybe if I'm UTG or something and I think I'll get a raise, I'll do it. I think what I will do, however, is start increasing my raise amounts. Some tables just ignore 4BB raises. If they want to see a flop, they'll see it. May as well make them pay a lot for it.
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09-03-2009 , 02:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JLBorloo
wth is this ?
Megatilt, ldo.

Quote:
Originally Posted by SmokeyS
Well this is one hell of a way to start a day off, can't believe there are players this bad, but i'm so happy to get it in pf here, musta been on super monkey tilt or something.

(first brag btw)

[villain stacks off pre with AJo vs hero's AA]
I genuinely thought this was me from the same session as the 74s hand I posted above, but then I realised it's 5NL on FTP not 4NL on Cake, and also realised mine was KQo vs KK when I checked database
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09-03-2009 , 02:22 PM
I knew he had it. Fold???

Poker Stars $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $11.92
UTG: $3.90
UTG+1: $10.00
Hero (UTG+2): $10.42
MP1: $5.10
MP2: $11.34
CO: $9.93
BTN: $14.04
SB: $5.00

Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is UTG+2 with K A
UTG calls $0.05, 1 fold, Hero raises to $0.25, 5 folds, BB calls $0.20, 1 fold

Flop: ($0.57) T T 8 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $0.25, BB calls $0.25

Turn: ($1.07) K (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $0.50, BB calls $0.50

River: ($2.07) T (2 players)
BB bets $10.92 all in, Hero calls $9.42 all in

Final Pot: $20.91
BB shows J T (four of a kind, Tens)
Hero shows K A (a full house, Tens full of Kings)
BB wins $19.91
(Rake: $1.00)
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09-03-2009 , 02:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Looking_afar
I knew he had it. Fold???

Poker Stars $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $11.92
UTG: $3.90
UTG+1: $10.00
Hero (UTG+2): $10.42
MP1: $5.10
MP2: $11.34
CO: $9.93
BTN: $14.04
SB: $5.00

Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is UTG+2 with K A
UTG calls $0.05, 1 fold, Hero raises to $0.25, 5 folds, BB calls $0.20, 1 fold

Flop: ($0.57) T T 8 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $0.25, BB calls $0.25

Turn: ($1.07) K (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $0.50, BB calls $0.50

River: ($2.07) T (2 players)
BB bets $10.92 all in, Hero calls $9.42 all in

Final Pot: $20.91
BB shows J T (four of a kind, Tens)
Hero shows K A (a full house, Tens full of Kings)
BB wins $19.91
(Rake: $1.00)

well obviously if you KNEW he had it, just burning money, i mean really
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09-03-2009 , 02:26 PM
Lol. It begins. Monkey tilt. How the hell can he call it?

Poker Stars $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BB): $10.05
UTG: $7.15
UTG+1: $2.45
MP1: $12.85
MP2: $8.80
CO: $9.80
BTN: $10.00
SB: $13.85

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is BB with K A
UTG calls $0.10, 1 fold, MP1 calls $0.10, 4 folds, Hero raises to $0.40, 1 fold, MP1 calls $0.30

Flop: ($0.95) 6 J 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $0.50, MP1 raises to $2, Hero raises to $9.65 all in, MP1 calls $7.65

Turn: ($20.25) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($20.25) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $20.25
Hero shows K A (a pair of Eights)
MP1 shows 5 5 (two pair, Eights and Fives)
MP1 wins $19.25
(Rake: $1.00)
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09-03-2009 , 02:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gooosefrabbaa
well obviously if you KNEW he had it, just burning money, i mean really
Well, you never know. Just a feeling.
*** Official Beats, Brags, and Variance Thread: Remember to Dismember September Edition *** Quote
09-03-2009 , 02:46 PM
Hero calls are addictive

Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em $0.30 Ante - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG+2: $278.20
MP1: $299.30
MP2: $394.60
CO: $143.80
BTN: $215.10
Hero (SB): $508.85
BB: $311.40
UTG: $1208.15
UTG+1: $264.40

Pre Flop: ($5.70) Hero is SB with 8 8
6 folds, BTN raises to $6, Hero raises to $21, 1 fold, BTN calls $15

Flop: ($46.70) A K 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $30, BTN raises to $65, Hero raises to $487.55 all in, BTN calls $128.80 all in

Turn: ($434.30) K (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($434.30) 6 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $434.30
BTN shows 5 4 (a pair of Kings)
Hero shows 8 8 (two pair, Kings and Eights)
Hero wins $431.30
(Rake: $3.00)
*** Official Beats, Brags, and Variance Thread: Remember to Dismember September Edition *** Quote
09-03-2009 , 04:00 PM
Things are going great. I guess it's better to go to sleep before I lose my whole BR.

Poker Stars $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (SB): $9.47
BB: $3.46
UTG: $7.05
UTG+1: $5.00
MP: $3.43
CO: $6.13
BTN: $4.98

Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is SB with K K
2 folds, MP calls $0.05, CO raises to $0.20, 1 fold, Hero raises to $0.60, 2 folds, CO calls $0.40

Flop: ($1.30) 4 7 6 (2 players)
Hero bets $1, CO raises to $3, Hero raises to $8.87 all in, CO calls $2.53 all in

Turn: ($12.36) 8 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($12.36) A (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $12.36
Hero shows K K (a pair of Kings)
CO shows 6 4 (two pair, Sixes and Fours)
CO wins $11.76
(Rake: $0.60)
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09-03-2009 , 04:48 PM
Brag: made 10 BI at 2NL on FTP
Beat: tired as hell
Variance: only 1/5 BI on Stars... lol
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09-03-2009 , 06:32 PM
Nothing like getting sucked out of the huge main pot on the turn, and then the side pot on the river by a couple of 65/20 droolers. Nope. Nothing like it at all.

Poker Stars $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (CO): $18.30
BTN: $9.65
SB: $12.10
BB: $8.20
UTG: $3.90
UTG+1: $2.00
MP1: $10.00
MP2: $2.00

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is CO with K K
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $0.40, 2 folds, Hero raises to $1.50, BTN calls $1.50, SB calls $1.45, 1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $2 all in, Hero calls $0.50, BTN calls $0.50, SB calls $0.50

Flop: ($8.10) 4 6 9 (4 players - 1 is all in)
SB checks, Hero bets $5, BTN raises to $7.65 all in, SB calls $7.65, Hero calls $2.65

Turn: ($31.05) 8 (4 players - 2 are all in)
SB checks, Hero bets $8.65 all in, SB calls $2.45 all in

River: ($35.95) 7 (4 players - 4 are all in)

Final Pot: $35.95
Hero shows K K (a pair of Kings)
BTN shows 8 6 (two pair, Eights and Sixes)
SB shows T T (a straight, Six to Ten)
UTG+1 shows J J (a pair of Jacks)
SB wins $4.70
SB wins $21.85
SB wins $7.70
(Rake: $1.70)
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09-03-2009 , 09:32 PM
villain was running like 36/29 with 70% steal. Kinda figured he'd float the flop with any two once he called preflop.


Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $26.10
Hero (SB): $26.14
BB: $5.00
UTG: $4.40
UTG+1: $35.72
UTG+2: $24.65
MP1: $25.00
MP2: $4.22
CO: $9.53

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is SB with 9 A
6 folds, BTN raises to $0.75, Hero raises to $2.50, 1 fold, BTN calls $1.75

Flop: ($5.25) 7 J 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $3.15, BTN calls $3.15

Turn: ($11.55) 6 (2 players)
Hero bets $6.93, BTN raises to $20.45 all in, Hero requests TIME, Hero calls $13.52

River: ($52.45) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $52.45
BTN shows Q T (a pair of Queens)
Hero shows 9 A (Ace Queen high)
BTN wins $49.83
(Rake: $2.62)

[x] hero call
[x] way ahead
[ ] won
[?] spewy

put me on black out tilt like immediately
*** Official Beats, Brags, and Variance Thread: Remember to Dismember September Edition *** Quote
09-03-2009 , 09:37 PM
look i repz the pocket dooces fold plz!!

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG+1: $54.95
MP1: $66.45
MP2: $31.30
Hero (CO): $108.20
BTN: $89.45
SB: $50.00
BB: $95.65
UTG: $90.50

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is CO with Q 8
4 folds, Hero raises to $1.50, BTN calls $1.50, 2 folds

Flop: ($3.75) 4 K 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $2.50, BTN calls $2.50

Turn: ($8.75) K (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

River: ($8.75) 2 (2 players)
Hero requests TIME, Hero bets $3.50, BTN raises to $13, Hero snapcalls $9.50 while pumping fist

Final Pot: $34.75
Hero shows Q 8 (two pair, Kings and Eights)
BTN shows 4 A (two pair, Kings and Fours)
Hero wins $33.05
(Rake: $1.70)
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09-04-2009 , 12:54 AM
yay September.

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09-04-2009 , 12:56 AM
hang on, stick this on top of it now as well.



IPoker Network $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

MP1: $15.07
MP2: $73.03
CO: $36.04
Hero (BTN): $48.00
SB: $43.10
BB: $10.00
UTG: $54.40
UTG+1: $10.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN with A K
4 folds, CO raises to $1.50, Hero raises to $5.50, 2 folds, CO raises to $10, Hero raises to $48, CO calls $26.04 all in

Flop: ($72.83) 5 T 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: ($72.83) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($72.83) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $72.83
CO shows A J
CO wins $69.83
(Rake: $3.00)
*** Official Beats, Brags, and Variance Thread: Remember to Dismember September Edition *** Quote
09-04-2009 , 01:38 AM
Boom!!!!!! Same villain as ^



IPoker Network $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $62.97
SB: $33.92
BB: $51.68
UTG: $84.76
Hero (UTG+1): $49.25
MP1: $40.63
MP2: $26.39
CO: $6.85

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG+1 with J A
UTG raises to $2.50, Hero calls $2.50, 4 folds, SB calls $2.25, 1 fold

Flop: ($8.00) J J 8 (3 players)
SB checks, UTG bets $4.00, Hero calls $4, SB folds

Turn: ($16.00) T (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $8.00, UTG raises to $16, Hero raises to $42.75, UTG calls $26.75

River: ($101.50) K (2 players)

Final Pot: $101.50
UTG shows K K
UTG wins $98.50
(Rake: $3.00)


Finally got a bit back.

IPoker Network $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 10 players - View hand 266611
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

UTG+2: $62.97
MP1: $31.42
MP2: $51.68
MP3: $133.26
Hero (CO): $54.23
BTN: $44.50
SB: $49.50
BB: $41.32
UTG: $26.39
UTG+1: $7.60

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is CO with 3 3
5 folds, MP3 raises to $2.50, Hero calls $2.50, 3 folds

Flop: ($5.75) 3 4 A (2 players)
MP3 bets $4.00, Hero raises to $11, MP3 raises to $130.76, Hero calls $40.73 all in

Turn: ($109.21) 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($109.21) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $109.21
MP3 shows Q A
Hero wins $106.21
(Rake: $3.00)

Last edited by Teddie; 09-04-2009 at 01:49 AM.
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09-04-2009 , 02:34 AM
No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (9 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

MP3 ($12.50)
CO ($25.60)
Button ($25.35)
Hero (SB) ($32.50)
BB ($32.40)
UTG ($9.35)
UTG+1 ($42.05)
MP1 ($32.05)
MP2 ($53)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A, A
3 folds, MP2 bets $1.25, 3 folds, Hero raises $4.15, 1 fold, MP2 raises $9.75, Hero raises $13.50, MP2 raises $42 (All-In), Hero calls $14.75 (All-In)

Flop: ($65.50) 9, 4, 5 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: ($65.50) 6 (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($65.50) K (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $65.50

Results:
Hero had A, A (flush, Ace high).
MP2 had A, A (one pair, Aces).
Outcome: Hero won $62.50
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