defriend her bruh

you are still that emo over a girl you dated over a year ago? WTH.

holy ****.

holy bag, i did the whole "turn her face towards mine and then make out with her" thing and she says 'well i wasn't ready for that'. shut up yes you were.

yeah obviously thats a ****ing horrible idea lol what were you thinking? at least your not named after some weird bird thing from a video game though. that would have been bad.

tbe drunk driving is a pretty awful trait. maybe that makes it easier to just hit it and quit it, which, given circumstances is all you can do.

had to ask for something from oog today. i just asked and made no small talk and then she brought up the email and said she had something sitting in her drafts (wat?) and she will send me an email today and we can do something friday or saturday

[ ] oog sent me an email today

[ ] i was expecting her to follow through on her word, given her pedigree

[x] i met some other girl tonight who wants to go out dancing friday which i'm bad at but better than 60% of guys and that'll probly be good enough

sorry if i missed it but was there a specific reason that emailing was involved? i think i know like... 5 ppls email addresses.

do you read this thread? obv not. i was drunk. have you ever been drunk? lol

just got a text from her. "How did I end up at your house last night?" which implies that she doesn't remember driving home this morning either.

edit- i just remembered something funny that i said last night.

We were making out on my couch when she stops and says something like "You're a pretty decent kisser"
"Well I've got years of practice."
Her- "Oh you do?"
Me- "Yeah you know those red hot lip candies?"
Her- "hahahaha"
Me- Yeah, I used to trade them to the girl across the street in exchange for make out sessions"
Her- "......."

Karak was sappy drunk last night. I hate when that **** happens, I always feel like I wasted the booze $$

hope he doesn't emo out about me posting aim chats, but

Had an awesome date on Tuesday:

Beer tasting at a micro-brewery;
Weed & chess at her place (she was good, I won after a long game);
Chill on her roof w/ amazing view;
Hot sex (during which she orgasms literally at my command, wtf that's hot);
Star Trek (never seen it, she wanted to introduce me to it);
More sex;

Home.

I'm trying to come up with "games" to make the best of all the 1-2-cum. Thoughts?

"Ready, Steady, Fire" imo

when i read the part about bad romance and locking himself in the room i literally said OH... MY... GOD... AHAH outloud.

i don't knock karak for thinking about his ex a year later. it took me about 8 months (we were still hooking up for 3-4 months) to completely get over mine and the relationship was like 10months and not even a very good one. i'm sure karak thought she had a possibility to be the one at some point so yea...

jim14q,

this is kind of weird but the only "fetish" i have is a girl talking on the phone while we have sex. just them trying to hold back the sounds and try to carry on a conversation while clearly really into the sex turned me on soooo much. so my advice is to somehow get her to cum while on the phone.

i laughed so hard at the chat, good job for posting tbe.

zz why are we emailing? **** if i know, i think it's weird too but she said just email her when i made first contact so thats the medium for now.

and i was waaay more drunk than i thought i was last night. i thought i was fine when i went to bed, then i woke up in the middle of the night and was like ****, i'm drunk! and this girl last night was more drunk than me i'm pretty sure. i can't dance for ****, that was a horrible idea...but could be funny if it actually happens

sorry jim but: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/173236...ake_an_orgasm/

beat me to it.

Unless a disproportionate amount of the orgasms you give a girl are fake, I've got no issue with faking.

"Ignorance is bliss" applies nicely in this spot.

Obviously it's a problem if you're never truly getting her there though.

Reminds me of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlpD2...feature=search

<cough>

lkj gunna live vicariously

The more formal the phone call (i.e. with a boss, professor, parent), the better.

I agree 100% with LKJ about ignorance being bliss, so long as you are getting her at times. Like, for example, the last time I hooked up with this one girl, I KNOW she was being louder than usual when I was about to bust. I don't care. She already had hers by then anyway, so w/e

Is it pretty common knowledge that a poking in fb means let's bang?

just send her a relationship request and see what happens if she's that stupid.

and no, I don't think poke = bang. It could mean flirt, just some joke, or really anything. I dont think it means bang though. I could be wrong, this is in my limited experience fb poking.

translation - that's ****ing lame. don't do it.

no messing around doing it vintage stylee i see... and theres me taking my sweet time trying to gauge a reaction.

consider never ever fb poking ever again. IOI's aren't that hard to come across if you're looking for them.