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"Ask Out A Girl" Thread: 2014 Year of the Petite Brunette and Pissing On Dudes "Ask Out A Girl" Thread: 2014 Year of the Petite Brunette and Pissing On Dudes

08-16-2010 , 06:04 PM
Goddamnit. I thought I wasn't so much of a wuss anymore, because I can make out with girls in clubs or bars fairly easily. But it turns out that my real-life game is completely awful.

A girl just came over to do homework, we sat next to eachother all night, very close, touching. Teasing eachother and laughing. And I did nothing. Didn't try a thing. Because I had too much sand in my vagina I guess.

Context: We're both exchange students in Uppsala, Sweden. To regain my masculinity, I'm just going to approach a ****load of hoooot Swedish girls. Swedish girls
08-16-2010 , 06:07 PM
You don't need to freak out because you didn't take a swing at every possible opportunity.
08-16-2010 , 06:30 PM
man i kind of fear i'm going to be henry when i grow up. it seems like lately ive been agreeing with every post i see of his (not just in this thread)
08-16-2010 , 07:20 PM
he's crushing the OOT PUA thread too.

that said, since it relates to what we've been doing the last couple of pages, i'm really interested to hear his reply to RayPowers...

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Originally Posted by RayPowers
Henry, its a huge jump between "learn not to take your self so seriously and let other people's opinions of you get to you" to "embrace being a loser."
08-16-2010 , 07:32 PM
In the context of that topic I disagree completely since the behaviour we were talking about was loser behaviour.

In a more general sense I still disagree with it. I think the reason every cohort has a larger percentage of losers than the one before it is this whole just accept yourself and be happy with who you are BS. Your peer's opinions matter and they should get to you. Doesn't mean you care about what anyone thinks of you (or even most people) but if you don't care a lot about what your peer group thinks of you then you have no chance.
08-16-2010 , 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Mittens
Easiest way is for her to go to a gay bar if she's comfortable with that.
Easiest way is to go to a on-site.
08-16-2010 , 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted by il_martilo
Jesus F christ goofy your sister sounds like the best winggirl ever. She's doing most of the work for you.

Ship it IMO. And worthless w/o pics obv.
I didn't get a response to the suggestion to invite her to our next brunch so we'll see if she got the digits.
08-16-2010 , 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Henry17
Easiest way is to go to a on-site.
A what?
08-16-2010 , 08:01 PM
They are clubs that are basically normal clubs in the main area and then they have a private area for people to go and have sex. Pretty much whatever you are into -- group, voyeurism, exhibitionism, etc. I discussed them in the EDF thread in more detail at one point but basically that is about it.
08-16-2010 , 09:36 PM
Went into the office today to deal with some ****, and on my way out, OOG walked in. I say "Hey OOG how's it going?" She lights up and in a really excited voice is like "HEY HOW ARE YOU?!" I quickly replied and kept walking. As I got outside I looked in through the window and she was looking out at me waving, like she expected me to stop and talk to her. So I figured for sure she would then reply to my email from the other day - she seemed happy to see me, and she was reminded of the fact that she hadn't replied.

I just got home, and nothing. ??? Not really sure what to make of it, but I'm going to assume that she is just very friendly and outgoing, but doesn't wanna pursue anything with me at this point.
08-16-2010 , 09:42 PM
phony people are phony.
08-17-2010 , 01:38 AM
Lollolololololat what is happening right now
08-17-2010 , 01:51 AM
Jeeeeeeesus F christ I would meet a really cute girl 8 days before I go back to school.

Oh well, she said we'll hang out sometime this week so I'll have at least something for you guys.
08-17-2010 , 01:56 AM
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Originally Posted by il_martilo
Jeeeeeeesus F christ I would meet a really cute girl 8 days before I go back to school.

Oh well, she said we'll hang out sometime this week so I'll have at least something for you guys.
you and me both bro. except i'm 3 weeks.
08-17-2010 , 02:13 AM
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Originally Posted by thebigeasy59
taking mojo golfing monday. prob taking her for oral sex tuesday.
she bailed. she went to a wedding saturday and woke up sick yesterday morning, skipping work today too. we were texting pretty much all day long when my piece of **** phone would permit it.

i ended up going to the driving range alone this evening, and got a text from her in the middle of my backswing.

her "what are you up to now?"
me "I'm at the driving range alone because SOMEONE is too cool to hang out with me."
her "haha, you know i wanted to go with you. but i also don't want you to catch what i have because you'd be in bed weds. night" (i should mention that we have plans together weds night)
me "that's all it takes to get in to your bed?"

cool story
08-17-2010 , 02:49 AM
things that happened tonight, in order:

-karak went out w/ his new roommate who is like a 6 ' indian kid and this other guy from our apt complex who is a 6'4" black dude
-we went to a bar where karak was easily the only white dude with about 2-3 others circulating around among 200+ people
-karak felt out of place
-karak got drunk
-karak got 2 #s
-have a date with this mexican chick friday night assuming she doesnt bail
-have a date with a black girl tmw night assuming she doesnt bail

ship
08-17-2010 , 02:56 AM
ok tbh im really only interested in the mexican girl. she was amazing and she was so hot. the black dude was competing with me for her (and even discussed it with me) but i clearly came out on top. i hope she follows thru on friday. got her # & name obv
08-17-2010 , 03:11 AM
2 #s first night out in DC at a bar that was 99% i-dont-fit-in

not bad karak
not bad at all
08-17-2010 , 04:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Karak
2 #s first night out in DC at a bar that was 99% i-dont-fit-in

not bad karak
not bad at all
He doesn't even wait for others to say it anymore.
08-17-2010 , 04:43 AM
who's excited for fall 2010 to start?!?!
08-17-2010 , 04:49 AM
Not excited enough to use multiple exclamation marks, but yeah, fall should be fun.
08-17-2010 , 06:12 AM
Yes -- football and guys have better clothing options in fall.
08-17-2010 , 07:44 AM
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Originally Posted by LKJ
He doesn't even wait for others to say it anymore.
That's a sign of confidence.
08-17-2010 , 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted by AKSpartan
That's a sign of confidence.
Nice Call Back
08-17-2010 , 01:00 PM
Looooool sorry!!!

      
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