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"Ask Out A Girl" Thread: 2014 Year of the Petite Brunette and Pissing On Dudes "Ask Out A Girl" Thread: 2014 Year of the Petite Brunette and Pissing On Dudes

05-04-2010 , 04:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Karak
yeah i dont see why you shouldnt say it yeota

the "i really like you a lot" is her trying to bait you

it's not like the power roles of the relationship will suddenly flip if you say it

just be ****ing positive she'll reciprocate
i dont understand
05-04-2010 , 05:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Spurious
i dont understand
Karak is saying it won't give his girfriend "the upperhand" in the relationship if yeota says "I love you first".

My only advice on saying it is a) don't say it unless you'd be fine with the other person not saying it back and b) don't say it unless you mean it. also, post-coital is a terrible time to say it, imo, because your body is releasing all these chemicals and you just aren't thinking straight.
05-04-2010 , 05:24 AM
your older than me so maybe marriage is in your radar. if it were me i'd try to make it really special almost like proposal status but not quite.

now if marriage isn't on your radar status and it were me i'd 100% say it during a sober maybe a little buzzed sex. i'd do the r&b love song and do it really slowwww. like take your time on every little thing. then in the middle of it drop it and i garuntee it'll be the best sex you've had in the relationship so far.

wow i'm actually jealous that you're going through this. i actually want to jump into a relationship now just to do these kind of things for my own egotistical purposes. i always go through this until i go out to a big party or social thing with tons of girls and realize i'm still not ready for a relationship.

(1k post coming up. not quite sure what i'll be doing for it)
05-04-2010 , 06:33 AM
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Originally Posted by GoodGame
your older than me so maybe marriage is in your radar. if it were me i'd try to make it really special almost like proposal status but not quite.

now if marriage isn't on your radar status and it were me i'd 100% say it during a sober maybe a little buzzed sex. i'd do the r&b love song and do it really slowwww. like take your time on every little thing. then in the middle of it drop it and i garuntee it'll be the best sex you've had in the relationship so far.

wow i'm actually jealous that you're going through this. i actually want to jump into a relationship now just to do these kind of things for my own egotistical purposes. i always go through this until i go out to a big party or social thing with tons of girls and realize i'm still not ready for a relationship.

(1k post coming up. not quite sure what i'll be doing for it)
Am I the only one this post bothers?
05-04-2010 , 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted by ScottySo
Karak is saying it won't give his girfriend "the upperhand" in the relationship if yeota says "I love you first".
I thought everyone in here agreed that she had the upper hand since day 1 .
05-04-2010 , 12:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GoodGame
your older than me so maybe marriage is in your radar. if it were me i'd try to make it really special almost like proposal status but not quite.

now if marriage isn't on your radar status and it were me i'd 100% say it during a sober maybe a little buzzed sex. i'd do the r&b love song and do it really slowwww. like take your time on every little thing. then in the middle of it drop it and i garuntee it'll be the best sex you've had in the relationship so far.

wow i'm actually jealous that you're going through this. i actually want to jump into a relationship now just to do these kind of things for my own egotistical purposes. i always go through this until i go out to a big party or social thing with tons of girls and realize i'm still not ready for a relationship.

(1k post coming up. not quite sure what i'll be doing for it)
This post would be way better if prefaced with "I am WAY younger, so..." b/c tbh the rest of the post kinda echoes that
05-04-2010 , 12:06 PM
in related news, I am now officially a cradle robber.

Beat - she saw a text (she's a snooper ffffffffuuuuuuuu) in which a buddy of mine goes "Have fun trying to nail CRC"
Brag - Undeterred, I improv some BS line and the train is back on track
Variance - This one will be around for a while, so I shall henceforth refer to her as CRC, Cradle Robber Chick.
05-04-2010 , 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Vintage00
in related news, I am now officially a cradle robber.
Sheesh. Your mancrush on Karak is becoming almost spooky.
05-04-2010 , 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Spurious
I thought everyone in here agreed that she had the upper hand since day 1 .
A man without hand is no man at all

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g3tQaqizh0
05-04-2010 , 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted by LKJ
Sheesh. Your mancrush on Karak is becoming almost spooky.
lol, Karak ain't ****. He table selects sick well though, I'll give him that.

Besides, young girls are the way to go.
05-04-2010 , 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Karak
Am I the only one this post bothers?
It's been established that you're a lifenit to a way higher degree than anyone else who posts regularly in this thread.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Vintage00
in related news, I am now officially a cradle robber.

Beat - she saw a text (she's a snooper ffffffffuuuuuuuu) in which a buddy of mine goes "Have fun trying to nail CRC"
Brag - Undeterred, I improv some BS line and the train is back on track
Variance - This one will be around for a while, so I shall henceforth refer to her as CRC, Cradle Robber Chick.
Worthless w/o your age and her age
05-04-2010 , 01:54 PM
I'm 24, she's 19.

Last edited by Vintage00; 05-04-2010 at 01:54 PM. Reason: Part of me thinks I should feel dirty but I don't at all.
05-04-2010 , 01:56 PM
meh those are both in the realms of college aged, carry on imo
05-04-2010 , 01:58 PM
meh, she'll be 20 soon.
05-04-2010 , 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted by thebigeasy59
meh, she'll be 20 soon.
lol in like 8months


I think I've posted pics before. I've been talking to her for a little bit. Oh well. For your consideration...

Spoiler:
05-04-2010 , 02:10 PM
would bang
05-04-2010 , 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted by goofyballer
It's been established that you're a lifenit to a way higher degree than anyone else who posts regularly in this thread.
You underestimate my nittiness, I think. I mean, yes, he's nit #1, but I'm nit #2 as far as I can tell. No way that he's "way higher" on the scale.

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Originally Posted by yeotaJMU
would bang
Me too.
05-04-2010 , 03:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vintage00
lol in like 8months


I think I've posted pics before. I've been talking to her for a little bit. Oh well. For your consideration...

Spoiler:
Could hit the gym a bit, but carry on IMO. Def worth pursuing further.

Also, she's not fat LDO could just use a little muscle on her.
05-04-2010 , 03:52 PM
Ya, she's wee.

She's marching drum corps this summer (you usually tone and tan up pretty seriously), so I'm more planting seeds now that I'm going to harvest after she's back. Still got a few weeks to have fun though.
05-04-2010 , 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Vintage00
Ya, she's wee.

She's marching drum corps this summer (you usually tone and tan up pretty seriously), so I'm more planting seeds now that I'm going to harvest after she's back. Still got a few weeks to have fun though.
Smart man. At the end of first semester I ran into a girl I see at the gym all the time at a bar. I hadn't talked to her at the gym but she insta-recognized me. Anyways we started chatting/she was all over me and insisted I call her that week. She was cute but ~15lbs heavy at that point. If I were smart I would have hedged and jumped on the bandwagon then because she trains her ass off.

Naturally she dropped 15lbs this semester and looks ridiculous now.

Moral of the story-- Don't be like me.
05-04-2010 , 04:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vintage00
Ya, she's wee.

She's marching drum corps this summer (you usually tone and tan up pretty seriously), so I'm more planting seeds now that I'm going to harvest after she's back. Still got a few weeks to have fun though.
TONING IS A MYTH

IT DOES NOT EXIST

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TONING

IT'S A ****ING MYTH
05-04-2010 , 04:07 PM
There is no such thing as “firming and toning.” There is only stronger and weaker.

-Mark Rippetoe
05-04-2010 , 04:10 PM
Yeah he's right, muscles either grow or atrophy, they don't tone.
05-04-2010 , 04:11 PM
Ok fine, she'll get stronger, but not gross RAWR strong.


Last edited by Vintage00; 05-04-2010 at 04:12 PM. Reason: @ Karak obv
05-04-2010 , 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Vintage00
I'm more planting seeds now that I'm going to harvest after she's back.
Make sure you plant those seeds responsibly and carefully and everything

      
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