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"Ask Out A Girl" Thread: 2014 Year of the Petite Brunette and Pissing On Dudes "Ask Out A Girl" Thread: 2014 Year of the Petite Brunette and Pissing On Dudes

05-07-2010 , 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Karak
i honestly was just making **** up and had no idea you actually did that lol... how appropriate
ha i was wondering how you referenced something i posted about so long ago. sick read
05-07-2010 , 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted by zugzwang83
allow me to introduce you to our overlord il_martilo
I do just fine for myself but keep in mind I'm 0/1 this semester at attracting girls I was seriously interested in.

I'm also like 1000/1000 with girls I'm not seriously interested in, but that's hardly the point.

Epic B rant to come tonight I'm sure.
05-07-2010 , 06:39 PM
The Yeota reference was pure gold.

And whoever said LKJ's joke was fine the first time but fell off quickly I completely agree. I can't really say I have a history of being friend-zoned (don't **** where you eat IMO) but most jokes that are sexual in nature are not funny the second time.
05-07-2010 , 06:41 PM
I have an uncanny ability to attract bat**** crazy, damaged girls. I have no idea why I find them so damn cute, but I do.

I'm probably gonna get murdered one day.
05-07-2010 , 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Chitown3b18
What's the general thought in here of what guys are looking for out of women, as I can't really pick it up. I know there is some variance, but are most guys here looking for hook-ups, one night stands and F-buddies, or relationships?
In the last three months I've transitioned from hooking up, to serial dating, to relationship hunting.

I think there is a little bit of everything tbh.
05-07-2010 , 06:44 PM
Speaking of, what is everyone's status these days anyway?

Karak is in love with BG LDO, Yeota is married, etc etc but I keep losing track of this.
05-07-2010 , 06:51 PM
may be going out with C tonight (well i definitely am, but we may be going out together to a group function)

developing...
05-07-2010 , 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted by il_martilo
Speaking of, what is everyone's status these days anyway?

Karak is in love with BG LDO, Yeota is married, etc etc but I keep losing track of this.
- Karak is trying to lead BG on by humping some girl with big horse teeth. Nice perky tits though. BG is cute, but won't let Karak give her a pearl necklace, so it's a double edged sword.

- Yeota's girlfriend is way too hot for him. I can see why he sings Creed to her, if it means he gets his stapp sucked on (ducwidt?)

- GoodGame is lawl @ TR's. He has the vag-slaying batting average of an American League pitcher with a butt plug inserted.

- wsopmichael has weird taste in women imo. Probably the complete opposite as myself.

- OsTornado used to have kittens as his facebook profile picture. I don't think he asks about girls.

- CCuster can't find a chick to be his jizz trough, but it doesn't keep him from trying. At least he goes about it honestly.

- I'm talkin to Cradle Robber Chick (CRC) and someone else (Dancer Girl, hereby known as DQ, or dancing queen. no romo). Living it up, having lots of fun. Sick brag, I told CRC that I put titty ****ing her on my bucket list, and she just said "meh, word..."

Last edited by Vintage00; 05-07-2010 at 07:16 PM. Reason: oh yeah, and I would smoke you bitches at pong.
05-07-2010 , 07:32 PM
My taste isn't necessarily weird, i just like my girls curvy and with meat on them, not saying i wouldn't date a skinny girl though.
05-07-2010 , 07:39 PM
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Originally Posted by il_martilo
The Yeota reference was pure gold.

And whoever said LKJ's joke was fine the first time but fell off quickly I completely agree. I can't really say I have a history of being friend-zoned (don't **** where you eat IMO) but most jokes that are sexual in nature are not funny the second time.
Okay fair enough, I always respect your opinions, but the only people that this was a repeat joke to were me and her...and honestly I was more having a laugh at her expense than I was having a laugh with her. I was just teasing/poking fun. Repetition is sometimes involved in that.

But like I said, whether it was funny/good or not is debatable, but in any case it really was no big deal. So, whatever.
05-07-2010 , 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by il_martilo
Speaking of, what is everyone's status these days anyway?
I have sex nightly. However, it's a one-man operation for the time being, still developing an expansion plan.
05-07-2010 , 07:41 PM
aaaaawkward
05-07-2010 , 07:44 PM
I'm going to repeat that joke again in 15 minutes, except framed really awesomely.
05-07-2010 , 07:53 PM
LKJ is quickly moving up the ranks of favorite poster itt...which is really hard seeing as most of the competition is discussing what to get butt hurt over aorn....
05-07-2010 , 08:33 PM
I was just thinking about it, I haven't so much as kissed a legitimately single girl since 2008. I, for whatever reason, work exclusively in the medium of OPP.
05-07-2010 , 08:38 PM
A and her boyfriend are coming over to pick me up, and her boyfriend is taking the two of us downtown and dropping us off at a bar to hang out with B, C and D.

It's like old times again. This is soooo 3 months ago.
05-07-2010 , 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Vintage00
- Karak is trying to lead BG on by humping some girl with big horse teeth. Nice perky tits though.
Huh? Pics?

And you forgot about me I'm dating a chick I met on an online dating site (surprisingly, both attractive and smart) who's too busy for a serious relationship, on top of which she has finals the next couple weeks so I might not even see her during that timeframe. Looking forward to that being over so maybe I can actually get laid regularly for the first time in my life.
05-07-2010 , 09:33 PM
goofy you cant blame him, you are cheating on us with some other forum.
05-07-2010 , 10:21 PM
I asked this in oot, time for young ppl opinions.

Moral question just to see if I'm crazy:

I've known friend A for 12 years. We've been in our group of 4 "best friends" for about 6 years now, before it was sort of a casual acquaintance.

He dated friend B, who I've known for about 6 years, and who I'm fairly good friends with, especially because she was always out with our core group all the time. They dated for 5 years and broke up a month ago.

They both have slept with other people already, but are clearly still calling each other and talking and ****ed once.

Am I allowed to sleep with friend B?
05-07-2010 , 10:25 PM
oh hai dere. eurodrunkentripreport. silly americans and yoir time zones meaning you arent as wasetd as us. srsly am i like the only nonamerican in this thread.? sucks imo.

i lololol pulled tonight. trouble was that i didnt really feel comforatable pursuing it in a club while literally all my friends were 'subtly' watching me. any advice on how to do your shiz while your friends are there? inb4 lolgetsomeballz and just do eet.#

im freaking cold right now as well, met some random girl in my class on my way home and we sat on a ben ch in the cold for aaages chatting rubbish. (i know glee was involved at some point. sigh.) llaalalaa.
05-07-2010 , 10:53 PM
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Originally Posted by supafrey
I asked this in oot, time for young ppl opinions.

Moral question just to see if I'm crazy:

I've known friend A for 12 years. We've been in our group of 4 "best friends" for about 6 years now, before it was sort of a casual acquaintance.

He dated friend B, who I've known for about 6 years, and who I'm fairly good friends with, especially because she was always out with our core group all the time. They dated for 5 years and broke up a month ago.

They both have slept with other people already, but are clearly still calling each other and talking and ****ed once.

Am I allowed to sleep with friend B?
now that they are broken up, when your core group goes out are they both present or just one? and who do you hang out with more solo post-breakup, A or B?

if B comes out but A doesnt, if you hang out with B way more than A now, and if you really wouldn't consider A to be a friend: all 3 of those need to be true to make it even remotely OK imo.

fwiw i wouldnt ever sleep with B in your position. gonna get wayyy too messy.
05-07-2010 , 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted by supafrey
Am I allowed to sleep with friend B?
05-07-2010 , 11:22 PM
it seems like you are considering her out of convenience more than that she is an amazing girl. Just find another girl.
05-08-2010 , 12:25 AM
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Originally Posted by supafrey
I asked this in oot, time for young ppl opinions.

Moral question just to see if I'm crazy:

I've known friend A for 12 years. We've been in our group of 4 "best friends" for about 6 years now, before it was sort of a casual acquaintance.

He dated friend B, who I've known for about 6 years, and who I'm fairly good friends with, especially because she was always out with our core group all the time. They dated for 5 years and broke up a month ago.

They both have slept with other people already, but are clearly still calling each other and talking and ****ed once.

Am I allowed to sleep with friend B?
05-08-2010 , 12:58 AM
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Originally Posted by supafrey
I asked this in oot, time for young ppl opinions.

Moral question just to see if I'm crazy:

I've known friend A for 12 years. We've been in our group of 4 "best friends" for about 6 years now, before it was sort of a casual acquaintance.

He dated friend B, who I've known for about 6 years, and who I'm fairly good friends with, especially because she was always out with our core group all the time. They dated for 5 years and broke up a month ago.

They both have slept with other people already, but are clearly still calling each other and talking and ****ed once.

Am I allowed to sleep with friend B?
Do you value the friendship more or sleeping with her more. This is no right or wrong answer, just the answer to that question.

      
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