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10-11-2016 , 02:53 PM

#676

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Quote:

Originally Posted by CigarDan

Vikings playing at home, makes me wonder, aren't the Danes more of a Raider kind of peoples? Have they ever fought on their home soil before or do they just go pillage other peoples lands?

Could this be a disadvantage for the Danes?

I think they are at a disadvantage whenever they decide to play so it doesnt make too much difference

10-11-2016 , 02:56 PM

#677

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Calm down FWWM, you're talking the crazy talk again.

10-11-2016 , 02:57 PM

#678

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

I haven't even placed an nfl bet this year. May happen though.

10-11-2016 , 02:58 PM

#679

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Sammy should create an AMA to brag about his betting exploits.

10-11-2016 , 03:03 PM

#680

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

Sammy promised us a thread and hasn't delivered.

10-11-2016 , 03:04 PM

#681

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Sammy promised us a thread and hasn't delivered.

Sammy said a good thread takes years of work. Sammy's still working on it. When done, it will go down in 2+2 history as the greatest thread ever.

10-11-2016 , 03:07 PM

#682

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sammy said a good thread takes years of work. Sammy's still working on it. When done, it will go down in 2+2 history as the greatest thread ever.

It'll never happen since the bold is a Sammy no no.

10-11-2016 , 03:09 PM

#683

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Mr. Majik being funny, haha. Mr. Majik is right though. Sammy doesn't do that unless he is forced to.

10-11-2016 , 03:11 PM

#684

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

10-11-2016 , 03:11 PM

#685

Sheep86

*** Natamus secretly has plates; not using them to tilt steak people October LC/NC NSFW ***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Mr. Majik being funny, haha. Mr. Majik is right though. Sammy doesn't do that unless he is forced to.

Like when Sammy sees a beautiful penis and his sexual desires force him to grab it?

10-11-2016 , 03:16 PM

#686

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

Like when Sammy sees a beautiful penis and his sexual desires force him to grab it?

http://gph.is/2dix4RO

10-11-2016 , 03:19 PM

#687

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Denmark has left the first fecal stain upon the mattress...

10-11-2016 , 03:23 PM

#688

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Sammy will now drink a bottle of Gin in anger. Denmark will then score at least 3 goals

10-11-2016 , 03:30 PM

#689

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Montenegro key statistics
Population - 620,029 (as of 2011)
Area - 5322 sq. miles

Denmark
Pop - 5,707,251
Area - 16,562 sq miles

9x the population and they cant find 11 people to go out and beat a country with less people than one of 27 American cities?

Last edited by CigarDan; 10-11-2016 at 03:35 PM.

10-11-2016 , 03:33 PM

#690

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Halftime and all my spilmaks look to be heading to an anonymous bank account on the Isle of Mann...

10-11-2016 , 03:37 PM

#691

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Poland also not performing up to contemporary professional standards. **** you tuesday

10-11-2016 , 03:37 PM

#692

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Quote:

Originally Posted by CigarDan

Halftime and all my spilmaks look to be heading to an anonymous bank account on the Isle of Mann...

http://imgur.com/lZ0pcAW

10-11-2016 , 03:39 PM

#693

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

It's been nice trolling you fools again. Now I has got to go make those spilmaks.

10-11-2016 , 03:55 PM

#694

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

Quote:

Originally Posted by CigarDan

Poland also not performing up to contemporary professional standards. **** you tuesday

Calm down, Cigar. Armenia is already down to ten players and Poland had 70% possession in the first half. Poland will win that match.

10-11-2016 , 03:59 PM

#695

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

Calm down, Cigar. Armenia is already down to ten players and Poland had 70% possession in the first half. Poland will win that match.

Didn't know about the red card, feel a little better now

10-11-2016 , 04:07 PM

#696

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

****ing San Marino is tied with Norway, are you ****ing kidding me? I'm not allowed to drink at my office so many beers will be consumed tonight, arrest may follow...