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10-11-2016 , 01:29 PM

#651

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Denmark will crush todays game. Sammy has the power to infract anyone. Beers will be drunk. Pigs will be eaten. Sammy has never been softly caressed by another man. You have all been warned.

Only taken roughly by another man?

10-11-2016 , 01:30 PM

#652

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

@Kingfish

2nd infraction goes to 2+2 user "fidstar-poker"

10-11-2016 , 01:30 PM

#653

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

I can't infract myself

10-11-2016 , 01:33 PM

#654

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

@King Fish

It would probably be easier for both of us, if you just made Sammy green for the day.

10-11-2016 , 01:34 PM

#655

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Only taken roughly by another man?

Sammy's gonna take you roughly if you don't calm down, right now!

10-11-2016 , 01:36 PM

#656

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sammy's gonna take you roughly if you don't calm down, right now!

you take that back right now!

10-11-2016 , 01:41 PM

#657

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

you take that back right now!

Sammy will not be taking anything in the back.

10-11-2016 , 01:50 PM

#658

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

more of a pitcher?

10-11-2016 , 01:51 PM

#659

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Last edited by Majik19; 10-11-2016 at 02:21 PM. Reason: half truths ITT

10-11-2016 , 02:08 PM

#660

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

10-11-2016 , 02:09 PM

#661

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

Everyone is gonna get banned...

10-11-2016 , 02:12 PM

#662

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

It's gonna be a bloodbath

10-11-2016 , 02:12 PM

#663

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

in b4 oprah meme

10-11-2016 , 02:13 PM

#664

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

It's gonna be a bloodbath

in b4 Hillary is a murderer comments

10-11-2016 , 02:15 PM

#665

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

She's killed the Donald's erection no doubt. Does that count?

10-11-2016 , 02:24 PM

#666

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Regardless of whether or not it counts, I was in before it.

10-11-2016 , 02:38 PM

#667

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Follow the Donald (he's on in the morning and evenings mostly). Every time he spews out crooked Hillary, you have to take a drink.

10-11-2016 , 02:39 PM

#668

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik1973

Follow the Donald (he's on in the morning and evenings mostly). Every time he spews out crooked Hillary, you have to take a drink.

RIP Liver

10-11-2016 , 02:39 PM

#669

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Denmark -1
Czech republic -2
Germany - Northern Ireland over 4,5 goals
Poland - Armenia over 4,5 goals

Yankee: 11 + 1 combo's, total odds 96,75

10-11-2016 , 02:40 PM

#670

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Players in the tunnel for Denmark/Montenegro, The viking type people better make me all the spilmaks...

10-11-2016 , 02:42 PM

#671

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Vikings playing at home, makes me wonder, aren't the Danes more of a Raider kind of peoples? Have they ever fought on their home soil before or do they just go pillage other peoples lands?

Could this be a disadvantage for the Danes?

10-11-2016 , 02:44 PM

#672

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Did Sammy contact you to purchase your sports picks yet? Pretty sweet deal at one hundo.

Spoiler:

10-11-2016 , 02:48 PM

#673

Sheep86

*** Natamus secretly has plates; not using them to tilt steak people October LC/NC NSFW ***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Denmark -1
Czech republic -2
Germany - Northern Ireland over 4,5 goals
Poland - Armenia over 4,5 goals

Yankee: 11 + 1 combo's, total odds 96,75

For a moment I thought that Cigar had posted this, being used to his posting streaks. Anyway, go Poland!

10-11-2016 , 02:50 PM

#674

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik1973

Did Sammy contact you to purchase your sports picks yet? Pretty sweet deal at one hundo.

Spoiler:

Sammy doesn't contact anyone to purchace picks. Sammy gets contacted to sell his picks.

If BBV wasn't so disrespectful, Sammy could have made you all rich by now, but that will never happen, and you will all stay poor and live off food stamps and instant noodles, while Sammy will becomes richer and richer.

Sammy laughs at you poor people, HA HA HA HA (rich man laugh)