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10-09-2016 , 07:35 PM

#551

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,675

in aprox. 6 hours Sammy will be having hot bathroom sex. Goodnight nerds

10-09-2016 , 08:42 PM

#552

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,362

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

in aprox. 6 hours Sammy will be having hot bathroom sex. Goodnight nerds

George Michael is visiting Denmark?

10-09-2016 , 08:48 PM

#553

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,073

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

in aprox. 6 hours Sammy will be having hot bathroom sex with himself. Goodnight nerds

FYP to reflect reality.

10-09-2016 , 08:49 PM

#554

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Infracted.

Come live in my city and take bribes, smh

10-09-2016 , 08:50 PM

#555

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

George Michael is visiting Denmark?

10-09-2016 , 08:55 PM

#556

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,362

NTTAWWT

10-09-2016 , 08:59 PM

#557

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,073

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

George Michael is visiting Denmark?

/end thread

10-09-2016 , 09:36 PM

#558

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

NTTAWWT

Natamus
Thought
That
Anyone
Was
Wanting his
Thoughts

10-09-2016 , 10:05 PM

#559

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,073

$3 fireball shots. $2 PBRs. I''m drrrrruuuunk, bitches. And of course I rounded it all off with some top shelf **** because I ain't no broke ass BBV MOFO. but still, **** fireball I hate it but at &3 per shot I'm drinking the. Bottle

Ban natamus? Did I hear someone say that? Cull Craggoo? Undertitle TBH? Ban TBH? Undertitle Craggoo? So many options.

10-09-2016 , 10:25 PM

#560

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Ban natamus? Did I hear someone say that?

No you heard Sammy pay Fiddy many many Splimaks to infract me for something that shouldn't be intractable. Basically I got racially profiled by a Denmarkian who bribed a Mod

You're a better man than that KF

Last edited by Natamus; 10-09-2016 at 10:33 PM.

10-09-2016 , 10:39 PM

#561

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,349

Presidential debate update...

Question asked

Hilary "Say stuff that has nothing to do with the question. Trump sucks. I'm awesome"

Trump "Say stuff that has nothing to do with the question. Hillary sucks. I'm awesome"

Repeat...

10-09-2016 , 10:50 PM

#562

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,073

**** You and you're nonsensical politics, Fid! At least we don't decide who will be the leader of our country based on how well they can wrestle a greased-up crocodile.

And while I'm at it, **** you for Yahoo Serious. Seriously, WTF was that all about? And crocodile Dundee 2 sucked major ass balls.

You know what Fid, you get a 60 day Sammy ban. The ONLY thing keeping this from a perma is Olivia Newton John.

10-09-2016 , 10:52 PM

#563

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,844

The sky was blue
The sun was yellow
The King was drunk
I was mellow

10-09-2016 , 11:10 PM

#564

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,362

Me either, but call a cab in any case.

10-09-2016 , 11:11 PM

#565

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,349

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

what's an ass ball?

10-09-2016 , 11:12 PM

#566

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,073

**** You I corrected that Tweet maybe you need a 250-day ban! The Troll Cat is not happy. YOU WILL QUIVER AT MY WRATH!!!

10-09-2016 , 11:13 PM

#567

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,073

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Me either, but call a cab in any case.

**** You I corrected that Tweet maybe you need a 250-day ban! The Troll Cat is not happy. YOU WILL QUIVER AT MY WRATH!!!

10-09-2016 , 11:14 PM

#568

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,073

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

what's an ass ball?

You know very well what an ass ball is! Don't act so innocent I or I will ass ball your face!

10-09-2016 , 11:16 PM

#569

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,073

King Fish is getting upset!

10-09-2016 , 11:17 PM

#570

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,362

Or Uber. That's what the kids are doing nowadays.

10-09-2016 , 11:17 PM

#571

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

I figured out why Fiddy doesn't want to meet up,

He doesn't want to get pwned by a Californian

10-09-2016 , 11:18 PM

#572

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,349

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

I figured out why Fiddy doesn't want to meet up,

He doesn't want to get pwned by a Californian

If you marry me I'll meet up with you.

Only way I can stay in your stupid Trump led country.

10-09-2016 , 11:22 PM

#573

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,362

President Pence is not going to let you guys get married.

10-09-2016 , 11:28 PM

#574

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,362

That post gave me a chill. *shudder*

10-09-2016 , 11:38 PM

#575

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,073

Final tally:
8 fireball shots
2 Sauza Gold shots
2 Jameson Shots
4 PBRS
Chicken wings

TOTAL Bill: $48 because bartenders love me and give me free shots.

Tip: $25

People banned: TBD

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