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10-11-2016 , 04:46 PM

#701

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

still out, party Tuesday, never stop never stop, sammy would die, oooooo oooo aaaAAAA

10-11-2016 , 04:48 PM

#702

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

these police mana drinking too much, shouldn told them to have a drink. They wont go nyfinfjx dn sammy **** you sammy

10-11-2016 , 04:48 PM

#703

Sheep86

*** Natamus secretly has plates; not using them to tilt steak people October LC/NC NSFW ***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Denmark will crush todays game. Sammy has the power to infract anyone. Beers will be drunk. Pigs will be eaten. Sammy has never been softly caressed by another man. You have all been warned.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Denmark -1
Czech republic -2
Germany - Northern Ireland over 4,5 goals
Poland - Armenia over 4,5 goals

Yankee: 11 + 1 combo's, total odds 96,75

RIP Sammy

10-11-2016 , 04:49 PM

#704

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

10-11-2016 , 04:50 PM

#705

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

o jddjoo o ooo. sammy when is your weddingn Im coming to denmark tondrink with little milo

10-11-2016 , 05:01 PM

#706

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sammy has freakishly big hands or drinks girly cans.

10-11-2016 , 05:05 PM

#707

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

Well, that didn't go as smooth as expected. The winning goal was scored in the fifth minute of stoppage time.

Would have enjoyed watching that much more than that embarrassment of a football match I had the "pleasure" of witnessing...

10-11-2016 , 05:07 PM

#708

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

I finally have an answer to my question of what Sammy's view of this thread looks like

10-11-2016 , 05:13 PM

#709

WateryBoil

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 5,735

at least precious is not ignore! yes sammy loves preciouses he does

10-11-2016 , 05:27 PM

#710

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Broke even today due to late winner from Poland, would have had quite a few spilmaks had Denmark done their job.

10-11-2016 , 05:30 PM

#711

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Denmark now sit 4th in their group with 3 points from 3 games. Montenegro in first on 7 points and a GD of +6, followed by Poland with 7 pts and GD +2 and Romania on 5 points. Still a long road ahead but I'm willing to bet Denmark misses out on the 2018 WC...

10-11-2016 , 05:31 PM

#712

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

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Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Sammy has freakishly big hands or drinks girly cans.

Sammy does not drink girly cans wtf is wrong with you? paging @King Fish. Sammy has a man's hands. Real men have big hands. Girls love to be hold and touched by strong hands and arms, but you obviously wouldn't know that. Sammy's a real man. Sammy could knock all of BBV out with a single punch. You're lucky Sammy's not a violent man. Penis

Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 10-11-2016 at 05:39 PM.

10-11-2016 , 05:38 PM

#713

CigarDan

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Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Cyprus and Czech Republic are the only teams that have yet to record a goal during European Qualification. Surprising that the likes of Gibraltar and San Marino have found the net yet the Czechs have been blanked for three games running.

Belgium, Germany, England, and of all countries, Azerbaijan have yet to concede a goal.

10-11-2016 , 05:45 PM

#714

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

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10-11-2016 , 05:45 PM

#715

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

so what size was that can?

10-11-2016 , 05:46 PM

#716

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

stop ruining great Australian music.

10-11-2016 , 05:50 PM

#717

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

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Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

stop ruining great Australian music.

10-11-2016 , 05:51 PM

#718

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

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Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

so what size was that can?

It's a gallon can.

10-11-2016 , 05:52 PM

#719

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

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10-11-2016 , 05:53 PM

#720

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

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10-11-2016 , 05:58 PM

#721

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

@King Fish

Where the **** are you? Do your ****ing job, punk

@work. Fid has been infracted. Who else?

10-11-2016 , 06:04 PM

#722

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

It's a gallon can.

Bollocks. You can't handle your beer so you drink it in shots.

10-11-2016 , 06:04 PM

#723

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

@work. Fid has been infracted. Who else?

10-11-2016 , 06:08 PM

#724

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

@work. Fid has been infracted. Who else?

About time you showed up. Natamus, CigarDan, FranFran, Sheep for starters and Fiddle could do with one more. That little Australian skinny fat kid has been acting real tough behind his keyboard tonight, he needs to be tought a lesson. Oh, and give yourself one too for showing up late.

Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 10-11-2016 at 06:13 PM.