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10-04-2016 , 04:58 AM

#176

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Craggoo is sad that we have replaced him with a newer Danisher model.

Fiddle received 30 days ban + 50 infraction points

10-04-2016 , 05:19 AM

#177

WateryBoil

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 5,735

craggoo 2016

10-04-2016 , 06:04 AM

#178

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

hi sammy, stop being a weakling

10-04-2016 , 07:33 AM

#179

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Fiddle received 30 days ban + 50 infraction points

Calm down, it's for your own good

10-04-2016 , 07:36 AM

#180

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Forget calming down everyone double down on being more agitated

10-04-2016 , 07:36 AM

#181

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

**** you Tuesday, it's for your own good

10-04-2016 , 07:42 AM

#182

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

Suggestions for what I wear to my clients court hearing tomorrow?

I'm thinking dressing like the Phoenix Suns Gorilla, Harambe

Always go to court looking like 2002 Axl Rose. Never not 2002 Axl Rose

10-04-2016 , 07:53 AM

#183

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,266

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

dafuq is that

Nvg is the place where all the special kids gather and post

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Undertitles and playmoney, HA HA HA HA. Wtf do you think this is, kindergarten? Giving birth made you weak Waffle.

Calm down Sammy. You may never get am undertitle now. Birth did make me weak as I was never going to allow you one again.

10-04-2016 , 08:00 AM

#184

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by wafflehouse1

Nvg is the place where all the special kids gather and post

Calm down Sammy. You may never get am undertitle now. Birth did make me weak as I was never going to allow you one again.

But Sammy doesn't want an undertitle. Undertitles are for nerds and weaklings, not a real man like Sammy.

10-04-2016 , 08:13 AM

#185

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Sammy posting here reminds me of the commercial where the old ladies are trying to Facebook in real life amongst each other in a room until one of them goes "that's not how this works, that's not how any of this works"

10-04-2016 , 08:13 AM

#186

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

Forget calming down everyone double down on being more agitated

Calm down, no Danish Craggoos were hurt in the making of this. Not sure about that life form suited posted though

10-04-2016 , 08:14 AM

#187

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

10-04-2016 , 08:19 AM

#188

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Mr. Mr.mmmKay being funny

10-04-2016 , 08:39 AM

#189

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Quote:

Originally Posted by wafflehouse1

Calm down Sammy. You may never get am undertitle now. Birth did make me weak as I was never going to allow you one again.

Next time he ninja self-bans, ut should be 'self-banned weakling' imo.

10-04-2016 , 09:55 AM

#190

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

**** you Tuesday, just like sammy's hole

fyp

10-04-2016 , 10:08 AM

#191

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

TBH 30 days

10-04-2016 , 10:14 AM

#192

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,065

Quote:

Originally Posted by Craggoo

The only person that Craggoo copies is Craggoo and maybe Chuck Norris. The only two things Chuck Norris fears is his image in a pane of glass and Craggoo.

Sammy may be Danish but he's not a real man. Only pregnant women drink beer. That's been proven by science.

Fid is jealous of Craggoo and Sammy. Some day Mr. Fid, you might be numero infinito. Work hard. That is the key to hookers and blow. Craggoo will only teach you this one life lesson. Billionaires would blow their load to learn this secret. Keep it close to your moobs.

Are you saying you are numero infinito? Number Infinity? Would that not make you last? Craggoo doing it wrong.

10-04-2016 , 10:15 AM

#193

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,065

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Fiddle received 30 days ban + 50 infraction points

10-04-2016 , 10:41 AM

#194

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

Forget calming down everyone double down on being more agitated

this.

**** tuesday, and the horse it rode in on.

my vote for 2016 president is whomever allows me to kill people that wake me up early

10-04-2016 , 11:24 AM

#195

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,065

Quote:

Originally Posted by CigarDan

this.

**** tuesday, and the horse it rode in on.

my vote for 2016 president is whomever allows me to kill people that wake me up early

I'm pretty sure that's Trump.

10-04-2016 , 11:49 AM

#196

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Only cowards and girly-men self ban.

10-04-2016 , 11:51 AM

#197

AZMountainHiker

banned

Join Date: Nov 2014 Posts: 901

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

I'm pretty sure that's Trump.

The Hildabeast has had people killed for far less than that, so I'd have to disagree

10-04-2016 , 12:05 PM

#198

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Broke into Sammy's house and took a picture of today's dinner

10-04-2016 , 12:13 PM

#199

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Broke into Sammy's house and took a picture of today's dinner

If that's a rat, then Sammy already tried that once. Sammy liked it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Only cowards and girly-men self ban.

You take that back, right now!

10-04-2016 , 12:19 PM

#200

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,266

Calm down Sammy

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