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10-10-2016 , 01:36 PM

#601

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Calm down FWWM. Sammy has an athletic build body, and does not need to lose weight.

Maybe it's your frequent dinner/meat pictures. Take some salad photos and cut out the sperm sauce

10-10-2016 , 01:43 PM

#602

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Never! Sammy's body can handle the sperm sauce. Sammy can eat as much as he wants whithout ever getting fat. Fat is for the weak.

Strömsgodset - Notodden

10-10-2016 , 01:46 PM

#603

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Calm down FWWM. Sammy has an athletic build body, and does not need to lose weight.

that doesn't mean you don't love the bbw

10-10-2016 , 01:51 PM

#604

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

What is this bbw you speak of?

edit: Sammy asked the google and figured it out.

**** you Fiddle

10-10-2016 , 01:55 PM

#605

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

France won

10-10-2016 , 02:11 PM

#606

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

France won

but did they cover the spread?

10-10-2016 , 02:15 PM

#607

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Sammy smells like Mama June after hot yoga.

10-10-2016 , 02:19 PM

#608

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

What is this bbw you speak of?

edit: Sammy asked the google and figured it out.

**** you Fiddle

10-10-2016 , 02:37 PM

#609

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Calm down Fish, you're talking the crazy talk again.

10-10-2016 , 02:43 PM

#610

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Watching Gibraltar/Belgium, my sportsbook wont take a money line bet on Belgium at any odds, lol. The line is Bel -6.5. With Roberto Martinez at the helm of Belgium, I honestly don't know how to bet this one.

10-10-2016 , 02:50 PM

#611

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

WTF, 6 seconds and Belgium scores, maybe shouldn't have shied away from that line...

10-10-2016 , 03:00 PM

#612

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Belgium too strong

10-10-2016 , 03:07 PM

#613

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

no u

10-10-2016 , 03:53 PM

#614

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

Would rather see CigarDan and Natamus as mods tbh

Thank you Colin. I too would like to see a little more degen in the mod pool. KF has to shoulder too much of that burden for one man (and does a fine job of it I might add). I think a Natamus/CigarDan ticket could truly make BBV great(er) again(still).

10-10-2016 , 04:30 PM

#615

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Never! Sammy's body can handle the sperm. Sammy can eat as much as dick he wants.

fyp

10-10-2016 , 05:01 PM

#616

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by CigarDan

Natamus/Dan '16

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets View Post
Never! Sammy's body can handle the sperm. Sammy can eat as much as dick he wants.

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

fyp

LMAO

10-10-2016 , 06:02 PM

#617

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Anthony Bourdain tries wafflehouse for the first time.

10-10-2016 , 06:42 PM

#618

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Sammy smells like Mama June after hot yoga.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Calm down Fish, you're talking the crazy talk again.

10-10-2016 , 06:46 PM

#619

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Things you can't unsee...

10-10-2016 , 06:49 PM

#620

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Quote:

Originally Posted by CigarDan

Things you can't unsee...

What is Sammy's food?

10-10-2016 , 06:56 PM

#621

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

What is Sammy's food?

The judges will accept that answer, you will have control of the board when we get back from this short commercial break...

10-10-2016 , 07:02 PM

#622

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

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