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10-16-2016 , 01:47 AM

#901

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Merry Christmas everyone, even you banned ones. Sammy just got an early present that made him very happy. Today is all about joy and alcohol. Medisterpølse og brun sovs med kartofler will be eaten.

**** you and your Merry Christmas as it's far too early. In another week or so, we'll be overrun with xmas commercials. It's a 24 hour holiday, not a two month one. grrrrr

10-16-2016 , 02:17 AM

#902

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

Whiskey bumping so much I'd swear he was on that yayo lol

Natty jelly

Bump

10-16-2016 , 02:23 AM

#903

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Last night was the first time in ages that I didn't have a drink. Had the sh*ts all day today. I think my body now needs alcohol to properly metabolize nutrients.

10-16-2016 , 02:25 AM

#904

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

Natty jelly

Bump

But also right!

10-16-2016 , 02:41 AM

#905

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Last night was the first time in ages that I didn't have a drink. Had the sh*ts all day today. I think my body now needs alcohol to properly metabolize nutrients.

Better drink before cumulative hangoverer kills u

10-16-2016 , 03:33 AM

#906

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

****

10-16-2016 , 03:38 AM

#907

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Whiskey is the snow purer on Mt. Charleston or in the Houston metroplex?

10-16-2016 , 04:28 AM

#908

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Think all the BBV American/Canadian regs should plan a meet up and have a massive night on the turps.

10-16-2016 , 04:33 AM

#909

Sheep86

*** Natamus secretly has plates; not using them to tilt steak people October LC/NC NSFW ***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

Dutch explorer Abel Tasman sighted New Zealand in 1642 and called it Staten Landt, supposing it was connected to a landmass of the same name at the southern tip of South America. In 1645, Dutch cartographers renamed the land Nova Zeelandia after the Dutch province of Zeeland. British explorer James Cook subsequently anglicised the name to New Zealand.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Zealand#Etymology

10-16-2016 , 04:33 AM

#910

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

I watched the US Open squash champs today. I also have been watching the British Snooker Open.

10-16-2016 , 04:34 AM

#911

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

10-16-2016 , 04:35 AM

#912

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Whats been happening in Poland?

10-16-2016 , 06:24 AM

#913

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Sammy went to the bakery this morning. Young kid was sleeping on the steps outside the bakery. Young kid had been partying all night. Sammy bought him a Coca Cola from the bakery's fridge. Young kid was happy. Sammy does nice things for other people.

10-16-2016 , 06:55 AM

#914

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

Whats been happening in Poland?

The weather is ****ty, but that's okay because Sheep will enjoy a lazy Sunday at home watching the WC Cycling. Yesterday Amalie Dideriksen from Denmark won the gold medal in the women's race - Sheep is surprised that Sammy hasn't brought that up yet.

10-16-2016 , 07:00 AM

#915

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

Sammy will answer the banned poster Mr. Sheep. Amalie won gold yesterday. Jakob Egholm won gold 2 days ago. Mikkel Bjerg won silver 5 days ago. Denmark be killing that cycling world cup.

10-16-2016 , 07:36 AM

#916

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Caricaturist Al Hirschfeld lived 1903 - 2003.

His work appeared in The New York Times for over seven decades beginning in 1926

10-16-2016 , 01:02 PM

#917

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

KC ML

10-16-2016 , 02:15 PM

#918

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,065

Sammy didn't answer my question.

From this I am assuming it means Sammy is going to be the coffee boy?

10-16-2016 , 02:52 PM

#919

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

KC ML

As in Chiefs money line? Good call they are favorites for dumb reasons that could get your bet snapped off late.

10-16-2016 , 05:29 PM

#920

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

As in Chiefs money line? Good call they are favorites for dumb reasons that could get your bet snapped off late.

thats right my jewish chocolate, but i have many spillmaks on it so they will prevail

10-16-2016 , 05:30 PM

#921

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

also, i am in for bbv degenfest

10-16-2016 , 05:31 PM

#922

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

thats right my jewish chocolate, but i have many spillmaks on it so they will prevail

Not going to lie I don't like the Raiders to win any game until they have more points at the final whistle. It will be an exciting second half for sure.

Fully expect to see Oakland at 4-2 in 2 hours tho...

10-16-2016 , 06:34 PM

#923

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Make those splimaks as I start to drink, TBH. If you told me that Oakland would be 4-2 after 6 weeks even after week 2 I'd be

.

They have a very juicy opportunity coming up with 2 weekends in Florida against the Jags and Bucs. The Raiders are good on the road and they should come out of being out coached and out hustled in this Chiefs game motivated to beat up on some Florida teams. I expect them to be 6-2 going into the Sunday night week 9 game vs. Denver. 5-3 I would be OK but not that happy, it really needs to be 6-2 at the halfway point.

10-16-2016 , 08:50 PM

#924

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

aaaaaaaaaa,

they aren't my picks, I'm getting them from a betting consortium. That was their heaviest action so far this year....

I am up 45 units in the last 3 weeks, i think thats like a mirrion spllmaks