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10-06-2016 , 08:59 AM

#301

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

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10-06-2016 , 09:00 AM

#302

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

RIP Dan and Fish

10-06-2016 , 09:21 AM

#303

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

I ain't afraid of no wind.

But just in case I feel like I should ban a bunch of people before I go.

10-06-2016 , 09:22 AM

#304

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Back in the sixties, Sammy gimmicks used to lead ravenous hordes of undead, terrorizing the villages of Northern Europe at night

All places except for Luxembourg, as it is believed that the Grand Duke purchased special dispensation.

10-06-2016 , 09:24 AM

#305

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

**** you fursday

10-06-2016 , 10:52 AM

#306

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

10-06-2016 , 02:29 PM

#307

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Now comes forth the 2:30 of my discontent.

10-06-2016 , 02:36 PM

#308

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Heh heh. I said comes.

10-06-2016 , 03:06 PM

#309

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

i need a drink

10-06-2016 , 03:07 PM

#310

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Woke up, put shutters up, went back to sleep.
I'm about four miles inland on the east coast of Florida, just a little south of where they say the worst of it is going to happen.
I've survived Katrina, Ivan, Wilma and a few others, so I'm not really concerned.

10-06-2016 , 03:07 PM

#311

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

i need a drink

This. Gf gone all next week though so I will be drinking them all. And other assorted contraband

10-06-2016 , 03:08 PM

#312

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Got a bottle of rum so I'm good

10-06-2016 , 03:29 PM

#313

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

We gotta organize Dan disaster relief!

Last edited by Morphismus; 10-06-2016 at 03:30 PM. Reason: DDR lol

10-06-2016 , 03:43 PM

#314

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Storm only supposed to be a category 2 storm. Real men don't evacuate for a wussy category 2. Sammy would evacuate, but I will go out on my balcony with a fifth of bourbon and laugh at Matthew.

Dan has it a little worse. He probably needs 1.5 liters of bourbon.

10-06-2016 , 03:45 PM

#315

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

thirstday suddenly became better aa AaAAAAA UNEXpected Aaaaaaaaaa+

10-06-2016 , 03:45 PM

#316

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

sammy would evacuate, agreed

10-06-2016 , 04:43 PM

#317

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Sammy once evacuated when his gf said she was going to blow him.

Last edited by fidstar-poker; 10-06-2016 at 04:43 PM. Reason: or was that ejaculated?

10-06-2016 , 04:44 PM

#318

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Storm only supposed to be a category 2 storm. Real men don't evacuate for a wussy category 2. Sammy would evacuate, but I will go out on my balcony with a fifth of bourbon and laugh at Matthew.

pics?

10-06-2016 , 04:51 PM

#319

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

It appears to be heading right for Dan. But you never know. These storms roll around with the same pathing logic as American footballs.

10-06-2016 , 04:52 PM

#320

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Nerds and geeks

10-06-2016 , 05:08 PM

#321

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

It appears to be heading right for Dan. But you never know. These storms roll around with the same pathing logic as American footballs.

Lol.

News just showed radar, it's still SW of me as a Cat4... it's raining outside.

10-06-2016 , 05:09 PM

#322

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

News is showing idiots surfing, lol, Darwin at work...

10-06-2016 , 05:11 PM

#323

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

If you're seeing the maps on TV or internet, I live about 4-5 miles West of where the dot for Ft. Lauderdale is or about 35 miles NNW of the Miami dot