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10-05-2016 , 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Morphismus
I'm so in the mood to ship this to PU...
Calm down, Morph
10-05-2016 , 04:03 PM
i have also found that a little tooter before getting in the car makes driving after you drink completely safe
10-05-2016 , 04:12 PM
Hurricane prep going as well as can be expected, my business's windows have their shutters up, house will soon (gonna pay cash to someone so I can drink beer and watch...)
Could be outta the loop for a few days, but if cell service remains up, 2+2 may be all I have...
10-05-2016 , 04:14 PM
Good luck man. Be safe. Are you on the East coast or Gulf ? What's the projected time of landfall?
10-05-2016 , 04:16 PM
don't died cd
10-05-2016 , 04:19 PM
go bunker down with KF.

As a 2+2 mod KF has lots of money and can afford the best protection.
10-05-2016 , 04:31 PM
China less peaceful that the most dangerous Central American nations?
10-05-2016 , 04:36 PM
Governor Scott will Keep Florida Safe

Spoiler:
10-05-2016 , 09:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets
Church attendance numbers from 2015 shows that less than 2% of the Danish population goes to church.

Denmark 2nd on the Global Pussy Index
FYP. Peace is for cowards.
10-05-2016 , 10:41 PM
The only time Craggoo drove drunk was driving through the country side [farms] at night. The worst thing that happens is you run over a chicken (free dinner).
10-05-2016 , 10:43 PM
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Originally Posted by King Fish
I could drink more than you and Sammy combined, and still be able to drive home.
Sammy drinks like a Euro. Craggoo and Waffle could outdrink the rest of 2+2 combined.
10-05-2016 , 11:25 PM
Should I ban Craggoo for his lame, unfunny attempt at copying Sammy's gimmick?
10-05-2016 , 11:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by King Fish
Should I ban Craggoo for his lame, unfunny attempt at copying Sammy's gimmick?
Only if you want to confurm what Craggoo sai

Last edited by Craggoo; 10-05-2016 at 11:33 PM.
10-05-2016 , 11:45 PM
Bans. Bans everywhere.
10-06-2016 , 12:27 AM
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Originally Posted by wafflehouse1
Bans. Bans everywhere.
Gonna need to see a ban log to confurm.
10-06-2016 , 04:25 AM
drunk driving is just another skill every man should learn. So, sammy stay away. **** you thirstday.
10-06-2016 , 05:56 AM
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Originally Posted by FranFran
drunk driving is just another skill every man should learn. So, sammy stay away. **** you thirstday.
Learned to drive on different type of intoxicants many many years ago, but also learned what the fine line was between I can handle this, and I may not be able to handle this/I can't handle this. If you're flirting with the line just don't do it, but if you're within your ability to actually handle your ****, drive home. After all, you have work in the morning...
10-06-2016 , 05:59 AM
Spreading more of my tales of debachuary in my AMA tonight/morning. It's about time I tell the story of the hollywood celebrity poker game I once got a single session in but I'm still telling wild ass stories of lifestyle encounters with celebrities, gambling stories can wait

What can not wait is banning Sammy until Sunday for his own good and all his gimmicks forever because let's be honest Sammy's gimmicks are worse than Majik's or even Craggo's sad attempts of impersonating the sammy.

Except Sammy's GF that one which admits that I bang her on the reg which is fact and Sammy is going to be raising my lovechild soon enough


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10-06-2016 , 06:05 AM
Trust me Craggoo's gimmicks were a lot worse back in 2012-2013.
10-06-2016 , 06:06 AM
AaaaAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa
10-06-2016 , 06:07 AM
Back in the sixties, Sammy gimmicks used to lead ravenous hordes of undead, terrorizing the villages of Northern Europe at night
10-06-2016 , 06:07 AM
I don't recall I was just lurking back then like hillbillies hanging around ivanka trump or just her dad hangin around her
10-06-2016 , 08:45 AM
hi mrmmk
10-06-2016 , 08:47 AM
hi
10-06-2016 , 08:59 AM

      
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