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10-05-2016 , 09:36 AM

#251

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

and **** your face wednesday

10-05-2016 , 09:37 AM

#252

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,266

On that note. Is drinking and driving pretty much a murica thing? I'm in a city now so not much of it for me but I grew up in a rural area so the options were drink at home or go out and have to drive home.

10-05-2016 , 09:44 AM

#253

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

when i lived in chicago I never did it because there is adequate public transportation.

In lolDallas you pretty much have to drive everywhere so i have developed a bad habbit of doing it on the weekends

10-05-2016 , 12:01 PM

#254

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by wafflehouse1

In Denmark drunk drivers are considered scum, you go to prison and are heavily fined + get your car confiscated if you are caught doing it. Sammy agrees with this. Don't drive drunk Waffle, you have a family now.

10-05-2016 , 12:31 PM

#255

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Agree with the Sammy. Drink driving is terrible.

10-05-2016 , 01:10 PM

#256

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Drunk driving is like killing someone and eating their guts

10-05-2016 , 01:11 PM

#257

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Pretty bad

10-05-2016 , 01:32 PM

#258

Sheep86

*** Natamus secretly has plates; not using them to tilt steak people October LC/NC NSFW ***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

**** you week 40.

10-05-2016 , 01:44 PM

#259

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

aaA A A A a a a. hai weenesday

10-05-2016 , 01:45 PM

#260

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Drunk driving is like killing someone and eating their guts

so...?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Pretty bad

Thanks for clarifying!

10-05-2016 , 01:48 PM

#261

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

I drove drunk across Australia. True Story. OK, modestly buzzed.

10-05-2016 , 01:51 PM

#262

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

How long was the bend?

i have empirically proven that the thrid day of a bender is the best day because your body really needs the booze to get through the raging hangover that will ensue if you dont keep drinking, and by that point there are 0 ****s given about anything but bending.

Friday through yesterday-ish. Sunday was definitely the 0 ****s given day. Especially once a bunch of my teasers got ****ed by 1 game 🙃

10-05-2016 , 01:51 PM

#263

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

i think we should test this out, i will be in vegas 10/21 - 10/24, you should too

whiskyneat's punk ass is leaving mecca before that

I already moved lol

10-05-2016 , 01:53 PM

#264

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by wafflehouse1

I live in downtown so if I happen to venture beyond the walking distance bars, I can take an uber for about $15-20 round-trip

10-05-2016 , 02:19 PM

#265

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

I drove drunk across Australia. True Story. OK, modestly buzzed.

**** you!

Spoiler:

10-05-2016 , 02:21 PM

#266

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

I don't think I've ever drove home about legal limit. Is it that hard to get a taxi/uber?

I even remember walking 3 or 4 miles home once as I thought I might be over.

I'd like to think it was all worrying about killing someone, but I also knew that losing my licence would make my job almost impossible to do.

10-05-2016 , 02:22 PM

#267

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Driving on mushrooms was the worst. I lost my depth perception and everything outside the car became two dimensional, worse than video game driving. One star, would not recommend.

10-05-2016 , 02:23 PM

#268

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Driving on mushrooms was the worst. I lost my depth perception and everything outside the car became two dimensional, worse than video game driving. One star, would not recommend.

I can imagine a ton of things I'd like to do on shrooms but driving would not be one of them

10-05-2016 , 02:24 PM

#269

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

I've had good and bad experiences driving on ecstasy though

10-05-2016 , 03:18 PM

#270

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Church attendance numbers from 2015 shows that less than 2% of the Danish population goes to church.

Denmark 2nd on the Global Peace Index

USA #103

Conclusion: religion is bad

Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 10-05-2016 at 03:27 PM.

10-05-2016 , 03:33 PM

#271

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Denmark with another Sammy medal.

10-05-2016 , 03:44 PM

#272

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

I'm so in the mood to ship this to PU...

10-05-2016 , 03:46 PM

#273

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

First loser to Iceland. Iceland rules.

10-05-2016 , 03:48 PM

#274

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Also Denmark will be peaceful on earth, but not so peaceful when you are in the eternal flames of hell!

10-05-2016 , 04:00 PM

#275

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

Friday through yesterday-ish. Sunday was definitely the 0 ****s given day. Especially once a bunch of my teasers got ****ed by 1 game 🙃

Confirmed, well played WN

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