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10-07-2016 , 03:31 PM

#376

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

I'm saying this as a friend..

Please don't eat that

10-07-2016 , 03:33 PM

#377

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,440

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Are those above-average sausages?

Everything Sammy does is above average. They might be small, but they are handmade with the finest meat and herbs money can buy.

10-07-2016 , 03:34 PM

#378

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Sammy eats like a poor

10-07-2016 , 03:36 PM

#379

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,440

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

I'm saying this as a friend..

Please don't eat that

Why?

Spoiler:

10-07-2016 , 03:44 PM

#380

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

that looks like someone puked, and then took a **** on it

10-07-2016 , 03:49 PM

#381

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

God the heavy gross sauces

Cook something without geocoding the flavor you Danish Duck

10-07-2016 , 03:55 PM

#382

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,098

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

that looks like someone puked, and then took a **** on it

this.

Have you lost that much money you are eating like a poor now?

10-07-2016 , 04:35 PM

#383

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,225

You guys keep picking on Sammy and I'm going have to lower this month's over/under on the self-ban. I was thinking the 15th, but you may be moving the line, so to speak.

10-07-2016 , 04:42 PM

#384

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

http://www.businessinsider.com/waffl...atthew-2016-10

didnt read but i think wafflehouse did something bad

10-07-2016 , 05:16 PM

#385

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,440

The people in the black house have no faces. They read the books with no letters. Carpets and mirrors. Carpets and mirrors. Carpets and mirrors, they silently chant.

10-07-2016 , 05:19 PM

#386

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

Danish poetry is as lame as their weak military.

10-07-2016 , 05:25 PM

#387

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,440

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Danish poetry is as lame as their weak military.

Pokerstars, omaha 200/400, 4 tables, come sit right now punk. Sammy will destroy your poor ass. (though, your ass' probably already destroyed from all the Fiddle-licking its had)

10-07-2016 , 05:42 PM

#388

Sheep86

*** Natamus secretly has plates; not using them to tilt steak people October LC/NC NSFW ***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,763

10-07-2016 , 05:44 PM

#389

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Pokerstars, omaha 200/400, 4 tables, come sit right now punk. Sammy will destroy your poor ass. (though, your ass' probably already destroyed from all the Fiddle-licking its had)

Fiddie's dick is far too small to do any anal destruction. And as I told you before I am not going to the trouble of registering a poker account just to play such small stakes. Meet me in Bobby's room we can set up a $1k/2k HU mixed game.

And maybe for dinner I will buy you something that didn't come directly out of the ass of a malnourished bum.

10-07-2016 , 05:44 PM

#390

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

10-07-2016 , 05:46 PM

#391

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

I like this. Permission to steal it and post to twitter. I promise to give you 100% of any royalties I receive.

10-07-2016 , 05:48 PM

#392

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

people really post things on twitter. so weird.

10-07-2016 , 05:48 PM

#393

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,763

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

I like this. Permission to steal it and post to twitter. I promise to give you 100% of any royalties I receive.

10-07-2016 , 05:55 PM

#394

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

It was a good post. Not weak like Sammy's post.

10-07-2016 , 05:57 PM

#395

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

i dont know

10-07-2016 , 06:00 PM

#396

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,440

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Live 1/2k mixed, ahahahahaaa. Sammy would fall asleep, and Sammy doesn't want to fall asleep around you..

Lol at thinking 1/2k live is bigger than 4 tables of 200/400 online omaha. You're nothing but a little punk being tough behind his keyboard. Sammy stole lunch money from guys like you everyday back in school. You're probably like the guy, that came up to Sammy every morning and just gave him his money, because he knew they would end up in Sammy's pockets anyway.