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10-28-2016 , 08:53 AM

#1501

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

On tap tonight: Ghost Pepper Beer.

wheres the TR?

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

I drink like a man, unlike that weekling Sammy.

And this ain't no pussy 750ml bottle. Also had 4 beers. Regular sized beers not those mini beers Sammy drinks. He'd be drunk on the beers alone.

Currently sitting 1k/2k NL waiting for all takers.

you can do better than that, I can tell by the lack of spelling and grammatical errors

10-28-2016 , 09:00 AM

#1502

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik1973

WTF, this is insane.

https://twitter.com/i/moments/791728992235597824

She is gorgeous as is. Who do I blame for this one? Trump or Obama?

I'm sure Trump would grope her. But then he'd bag on her afterwards, just to balance his range.

10-28-2016 , 12:26 PM

#1503

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

King Fish has very small thumbs. They are even smaller than the other small-thumb-guy's thumbs. Sammy's not surprised.

10-28-2016 , 12:37 PM

#1504

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

On tap tonight: Ghost Pepper Beer.

WANT!!!!

10-28-2016 , 02:29 PM

#1505

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Ballast Point makes a Habanero Sculpin IPA that is <3

10-28-2016 , 02:30 PM

#1506

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik1973

WTF, this is insane.

https://twitter.com/i/moments/791728992235597824

She is gorgeous as is. Who do I blame for this one? Trump or Obama?

Even as the resident Obama watchdog I'll give him a pass on that one. Illumobama is not concerned with small fry like that

10-28-2016 , 02:34 PM

#1507

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik1973

ty, looks like this grabbing pussy thing is catching on lol

Far better than the weather channel talk itt today ffs.

Getting colder the next days. Highs only on the high 70s and humidity below 70%, haven't had that here yet. Obama is to blame obv

10-28-2016 , 02:38 PM

#1508

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

You don't count as a real German, you're Bavarian.

Thanks, thats nice of you

10-28-2016 , 02:52 PM

#1509

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

83 and sunny here for next week.

10-28-2016 , 03:49 PM

#1510

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

King Fish has very small thumbs. They are even smaller than the other small-thumb-guy's thumbs. Sammy's not surprised.

I'll have you know that the International Bureau of Digits and Extremities rated my thumbs as "Superb" in a 2015 study.

10-28-2016 , 04:00 PM

#1511

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

I'll have you know that the International Bureau of Digits and Extremities rated my thumbs as "Superb" in a 2015 study.

The Communist Manifesto was written by the German philosophers Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels.

10-28-2016 , 04:03 PM

#1512

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Sammy is the nut low of this thread

10-28-2016 , 04:11 PM

#1513

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

You take that back, right now!

10-28-2016 , 04:14 PM

#1514

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

You take that back, right now!

but it was written by them, Sammy can't change that.

The proletarians have nothing to loose but their chains. They have a world to win

10-28-2016 , 04:22 PM

#1515

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Proletarians = poor people

Sammy = proletarian

10-28-2016 , 04:24 PM

#1516

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Proletarians = poor people

Poor people make Sammy laugh. Hahaha

Edit: KF made ninja edit. Sammy will now answer KF's edit: Hahahah (rich man's laugh)

10-28-2016 , 04:48 PM

#1517

ballabottyswalla

adept

Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 1,079

can't f my hoe cuz there's levels to this bitch

10-28-2016 , 04:50 PM

#1518

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Calm down Ruo, it's for your own good.

10-28-2016 , 04:52 PM

#1519

ballabottyswalla

adept

Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 1,079

calm ur ass down with a gun sound
rippin through the streets of ur hometown
smoking homegrown going all-round
all-rounders round the whole crowd,
upside down upside frown like the ****in clown cracking u down

10-28-2016 , 04:54 PM

#1520

ballabottyswalla

adept

Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 1,079

shoulda been "clown click-clacking u down" now that i read it back lol

10-28-2016 , 04:56 PM

#1521

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Please calm down Sir.

10-28-2016 , 04:57 PM

#1522

ballabottyswalla

adept

Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 1,079

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Please calm down Sir.

am i being detained, officer?

10-28-2016 , 05:10 PM

#1523

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by ballabottyswalla

am i being detained, officer?

10-28-2016 , 05:54 PM

#1524

ballabottyswalla

adept

Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 1,079

i seen that vid before its pretty dope

10-28-2016 , 06:01 PM

#1525

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

I hate when I get charged for everything I order at a bar when I'm a regular

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