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09-25-2016 , 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by wafflehouse1
Sammy's dog is pregnant
fyp
09-25-2016 , 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by wafflehouse1
Sammy's dog got his gf pregnant
ffyp
09-25-2016 , 11:11 PM
1st
09-25-2016 , 11:12 PM
Really into sour beers right now. Yummy.

09-26-2016 , 01:09 AM
Whiskey, sports betting tip:

When NBA teams come to LA to play the lakers on a Sunday morning, check their roster. If even 2 of their 6-7 contributing players are the type of guys that are going to be at Playhouse in Hollywood chasing no name actress pussy in the after hours section - bet til your hands bleed on the Lakers. Teams like the Spurs are immune but the Warriors, Kings, Knicks, Wizards, Heat, Pelicans, Hawks are all the kinds of teams that go out Saturday night and eat ass at that noon time tip on Sunday
09-26-2016 , 03:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets
**** bigger boobs.
wat
09-26-2016 , 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Natamus
Whiskey, sports betting tip:

When NBA teams come to LA to play the lakers on a Sunday morning, check their roster. If even 2 of their 6-7 contributing players are the type of guys that are going to be at Playhouse in Hollywood chasing no name actress pussy in the after hours section - bet til your hands bleed on the Lakers. Teams like the Spurs are immune but the Warriors, Kings, Knicks, Wizards, Heat, Pelicans, Hawks are all the kinds of teams that go out Saturday night and eat ass at that noon time tip on Sunday
Seems like the same logic will apply if Raiders end up in Vegas. Makes sense though
09-26-2016 , 09:49 AM
Exactly!

Big Ben at the craps table 2 hours before kick off at MGM Grand take a cab down to the stadium and tip in green chips...
09-26-2016 , 09:55 AM
For the Pats, old Bill will have them organized into successful* blackjack hole-carding teams, then to bed by 10.

Last edited by suitedjustice; 09-26-2016 at 09:59 AM. Reason: *until they get caught again
09-26-2016 , 10:28 AM
I giggled thinking about Edleman and Blount pretending they never met each other before running some AP on a dealer at Bellagio.

Julian: Nice to meet you, La-Gar-ret! What a nice name!
09-26-2016 , 11:40 AM
EPL picks no good, but made the spilmaks back on college hand-egg. Woulda been able to buy all the cheeseburgers if Notre Dame hadn't **** the bed against a basketball school...
09-26-2016 , 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets
Sammy's sure gf's boobs has gotten bigger than usual. Gf denies while laughing. Sammy want 2nd opinion. Sammy's not ready to end up like Waffle just yet. **** bigger boobs.
I happily provide you with that 2nd opinion; just need some pics b4/after, respectively.
09-26-2016 , 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Natamus
Whiskey, sports betting tip:

When NBA teams come to LA to play the lakers on a Sunday morning, check their roster. If even 2 of their 6-7 contributing players are the type of guys that are going to be at Playhouse in Hollywood chasing no name actress pussy in the after hours section - bet til your hands bleed on the Lakers. Teams like the Spurs are immune but the Warriors, Kings, Knicks, Wizards, Heat, Pelicans, Hawks are all the kinds of teams that go out Saturday night and eat ass at that noon time tip on Sunday
I take this into account when I make my NBA DFS lineups. I also check the players' social media feeds to see if they are tweeting/IG/snapchating their wild night out or what time it was they last used their accounts. Look mostly at NY/LA/MIAMI.
09-26-2016 , 12:34 PM
King Fish knows what's up. Often that research is just as good an indication of performance as advanced stats. Especially in DFS because people treat athletes like they are video game characters and not humans who live (affluent and sometimes very fun) lives outside of their work
09-26-2016 , 01:02 PM
tired, angry, want more money, will settle for food
09-26-2016 , 03:39 PM
probably bad sour cream on that burrito, hole is being punished for something it did not do...
09-26-2016 , 04:19 PM
**** you Monday
09-26-2016 , 04:19 PM
won many dollars on seattle, thank you sunday
09-26-2016 , 04:24 PM
Pizza for dinner tonight. The USA has the best pizza IMO. Maybe Italy's is better, but I doubt it. Danish pizza looks like an abomination of hole punishment.
09-26-2016 , 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted by thabighurt35
**** you Monday


this
09-26-2016 , 04:48 PM
Hai Sunday-ish Monday!

Spoiler:
Off to bed now, bye Sunday-ish Monday!
09-26-2016 , 05:54 PM
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Originally Posted by suitedjustice
Pizza for dinner tonight. New York has the best pizza IMO. Maybe Italy's is better, but I doubt it. Danish pizza looks like an abomination of hole punishment.
Fyp
09-26-2016 , 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Natamus
Whiskey, sports betting tip:

When NBA teams come to LA to play the lakers on a Sunday morning, check their roster. If even 2 of their 6-7 contributing players are the type of guys that are going to be at Playhouse in Hollywood chasing no name actress pussy in the after hours section - bet til your hands bleed on the Lakers. Teams like the Spurs are immune but the Warriors, Kings, Knicks, Wizards, Heat, Pelicans, Hawks are all the kinds of teams that go out Saturday night and eat ass at that noon time tip on Sunday
If the Lakers were half decent I'd be on board, but they suck. They really suck. Just scanned the results from last year and they were 3-9 at home on Sunday. Teams can pretty much turn up drunk and still be a good shot at beating the Lakers.

Actually I think BBV could make a team and still be competitive.

They did beat the Warriors though on a Sunday. Props for that!
09-26-2016 , 06:08 PM
New York Pizza > Italian Pizza ainec
09-26-2016 , 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
If the Lakers were half decent I'd be on board, but they suck. They really suck. Just scanned the results from last year and they were 3-9 at home on Sunday. Teams can pretty much turn up drunk and still be a good shot at beating the Lakers.

Actually I think BBV could make a team and still be competitive.

They did beat the Warriors though on a Sunday. Props for that!
Fair point, last year was a team that was worse than the generally sucky teams in the NBA, however.

Even then the Lakers went 5-7 against the spread in those games only missing covering barely against NYK and Washington and laying egg against Houston who'd they'd usually even when the Lakers suck would take to the woodshed on a Sunday morning. So what I'm saying is even in years where the Lakers suck on par with the rest of the crap teams and not below them (alongside Philly) they would generally be 8-4 ATS in these types of match ups.

Don't look to last year because when you have Nick Young getting significant minutes, you're never trying to cover a spread or really even win a basketball game for that matter.

      
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