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09-23-2016 , 12:57 PM

#876

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

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Punishing that hole.

09-23-2016 , 01:14 PM

#877

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

ugly friday, gonna go to all u can eat sushi and stuff my face

09-23-2016 , 01:45 PM

#878

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,720

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Punishing that hole.

Pizza and Spilmaks - Sammy living the life!

09-23-2016 , 01:48 PM

#879

CigarDan

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Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Today in Totally Overdone Stereotypes
I'm sitting in a sushi restaurant and 8 Asians in scrubs walk in, as one of them walked past me, she was talking about a car accident she was in last week

09-23-2016 , 02:15 PM

#880

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

If they open up a fan vote for the name of the Las Vegas NHL franchise, I vote for Spilmaks

09-23-2016 , 02:24 PM

#881

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by CigarDan

Today in Totally Overdone Stereotypes
I'm sitting in a sushi restaurant and 8 Asians in scrubs walk in, as one of them walked past me, she was talking about a car accident she was in last week

Lol

09-23-2016 , 02:24 PM

#882

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

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09-23-2016 , 02:25 PM

#883

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Beers on break from work. Texans love to aaaaa for cheap. I am home.

09-23-2016 , 02:42 PM

#884

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,592

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Spiele in English means fun money or play tokens, like from Monopoly or other arcade games.

09-23-2016 , 02:55 PM

#885

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

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And what does that have to do with Danish? Do you seriously think Sammy sports bets for playmoney? is that even possible

09-23-2016 , 03:04 PM

#886

suitedjustice

Bastard

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I don't know. I just saw that you'd translated it over to English and thought I'd help, as Spiele is not a very common English word.

09-23-2016 , 03:06 PM

#887

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

I don't know. I just saw that you'd translated it over to English and thought I'd help, as Spiele is not a very common English word.

Look again, Sammy translated it from Danish to German.

09-23-2016 , 03:14 PM

#888

Sheep86

***It's okay Sammy isn't broke, but may be getting divorced September LC/ NC NSFW Thead ***

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Sheep didn't know Latin and English were that similar!

09-23-2016 , 03:15 PM

#889

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

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09-23-2016 , 03:16 PM

#890

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

09-23-2016 , 03:20 PM

#891

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

09-23-2016 , 03:24 PM

#892

CigarDan

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Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

And what does that have to do with Danish? Do you seriously think Sammy sports bets for playmoney? is that even possible

I had an app on my iPhone for a year or so that did just that, I used it as a tool to monitor how well certain kinds of bets worked over a long term situation w/o risking a real roll.

Example - I used it to "bet" a bunch of college basketball parlays, usually 2-3 huge favorites and one closer game, using the favorites to boost the odds on the last game.

using the info I gained for free, I have successfully developed a solid bet strategy

09-23-2016 , 03:26 PM

#893

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

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You poor nerds are pathetic, you got no respect for us rich people. Sammy bans you all like he squashes a bug.

09-23-2016 , 03:31 PM

#894

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Wasn't banned because Sammy doesn't ban his future child's real father. He thanks him for doing for Sammy's GF what he couldn't do

09-23-2016 , 03:37 PM

#895

suitedjustice

Bastard

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Some thanks I get for trying to be helpful

09-23-2016 , 03:38 PM

#896

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

You poor nerds are pathetic, you got no respect for us rich people. Sammy bans you all like he squashes a bug.

All I see are a list of guys that Sammy adores and make this thread great again

09-23-2016 , 03:42 PM

#897

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

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Using an ignore list for more than a week for more than 1-2 users is the kind of thing someone who gets their feelings hurt by yo mama jokes does.

09-23-2016 , 03:58 PM

#898

CigarDan

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lol, Sammy bans me

Sammy doesn't ban me, Sammy bans Sammy

09-23-2016 , 04:00 PM

#899

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

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09-23-2016 , 04:39 PM

#900

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

please be true, please be true, please be true, please be true, please be true, please be true, please be true, please be true, please be true, please be true.

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