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09-20-2016 , 08:22 AM

#751

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

You make up for that by hitting other people with a nightstick. Never mind that you have to wait until after the crime is committed and the victim is hurt or killed, and you can't intervene beforehand or you lose points. Makes perfect sense to me.

09-20-2016 , 09:54 AM

#752

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

**** you tuesday and this ****ing hangover

09-20-2016 , 10:55 AM

#753

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Home from work early. Drinking has begun. Mashed potatoes will be eaten. Sammy will enjoy.

Croatian Cup football is where the money is.

09-20-2016 , 11:20 AM

#754

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

are those even bets?

09-20-2016 , 12:02 PM

#755

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

are those even bets?

SC Schwaz - FAC Team für Wien

09-20-2016 , 12:15 PM

#756

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Deeper into the Degen pool, placing bets on eSports, a subject that I understand, but have zero knowledge of the teams involved, so I'm just betting on team names.

09-20-2016 , 12:24 PM

#757

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

09-20-2016 , 12:32 PM

#758

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

SC Schwaz - FAC Team für Wien

english please

I have excess funds from my stellar picks this weekend

09-20-2016 , 12:42 PM

#759

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Someone took a massive dump on your plate.

09-20-2016 , 12:47 PM

#760

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Calm down Fish.

09-20-2016 , 12:56 PM

#761

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Is that pasta hiding under the poo?

09-20-2016 , 12:59 PM

#762

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Is that pasta hiding under the poo?

Mashed potatoes is hiding under the poo. Marvin B. Spiering too.

Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 09-20-2016 at 01:08 PM.

09-20-2016 , 01:19 PM

#763

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Poo sauce

09-20-2016 , 02:34 PM

#764

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Sammy and his nasty food is back

09-20-2016 , 02:36 PM

#765

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Sammy is the McRib of bbv, everyone gets excited he's coming back then you get a taste and wonder if the people who like it has AIDS on their tongue

09-20-2016 , 02:45 PM

#766

Butler Jeeves

enthusiast

Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 61

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Someone took a massive dump on your plate.

There used to be a portrait of Mr. Sammy's girlfriend on the kitchen wall. That is why I was serving sperm sauce so often. Now that it has been removed the kitchen staff has nothing to masturbate to anymore while preparing supper, so I serve my master something else now.

09-20-2016 , 02:53 PM

#767

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

I asked Jeeves something once, never heard back...

09-20-2016 , 05:21 PM

#768

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by Butler Jeeves

"Mr. Sammy"?

Isn't that a little familiar for you? Or do they have a different standard of service in Denmark? In most civilized places you would refer to him as Master Samuelson or Mister Samuelson instead of his familiar name...

Show the Sammy some respect, it's for your own good...

09-20-2016 , 05:34 PM

#769

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

I'm not 100% sure, but I think you are allowed to call him Mr Sammy when Mr Sammy lets you cockhold him by banging his mrs while he watches.

I'm pretty sure that's the rules.

Sammy will confirm.

09-20-2016 , 05:39 PM

#770

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Mr. Sammy is ok.

09-20-2016 , 05:46 PM

#771

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

I call Sammy the guy who will raise my illegitimate son with Mrs Sammy

09-20-2016 , 05:48 PM

#772

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by CigarDan

Deeper into the Degen pool, placing bets on eSports, a subject that I understand, but have zero knowledge of the teams involved, so I'm just betting on team names.

I used to parlay a bunch of ml favorites for esports matches not too long ago hahah