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09-29-2016 , 09:13 AM

#1126

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

JFC never jokingly say 'I blame Obama', to a customer. Had to listen to 15 straight minutes of Alex Jones' internet conspiracies to make a $20 sale. Thanks Obama.

09-29-2016 , 09:52 AM

#1127

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

I was looking at the billboard hot 100 rock songs last night. Not only has the definition of the genre changed but I only knew 3 of the bands. Handclap made that list which is not rock as I know it. Middle aged confirmed.

On a positive note, not hung over.

09-29-2016 , 11:01 AM

#1128

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

**** you thursday

09-29-2016 , 11:10 AM

#1129

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,065

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik1973

I didn't even know rock still existed.

It's basically like Jazz now.

09-29-2016 , 03:02 PM

#1130

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

09-29-2016 , 03:06 PM

#1131

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

We've been together for 17 years. 4 times as long as most marriages.

sixty-some odd percent of marriages end in divorce, the rest end in death, you seriously can't beat the variance in that game and the rake is terrible.

Live Marriage is rigged...

09-29-2016 , 03:12 PM

#1132

Sheep86

***It's okay Sammy isn't broke, but may be getting divorced September LC/ NC NSFW Thead ***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

Quote:

Originally Posted by CigarDan

09-29-2016 , 03:18 PM

#1133

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Sammy took gf's puppy to the guest house, to do some real parenting. Sammy's teaching it how to become a real dog.

The dog is smart. Sammy likes it more and more.

09-29-2016 , 04:10 PM

#1134

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

weekend started ihaaaa aa aa a a hai thirstdayyyy

09-29-2016 , 04:16 PM

#1135

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Hello FlanFlan, Sammy being dthe drunk a little to this day. Tomorrow celebration for old guy being 40 year at the company. Sammy will be eating the best drunk hotewl beer. clehrrs

09-29-2016 , 04:18 PM

#1136

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

No you can't touch the penis. Pls stop with the pm's Fiddler. No means no.

09-29-2016 , 04:42 PM

#1137

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

sammuelllsoon aaa aa a. aa a awjeres my frog

09-29-2016 , 04:52 PM

#1138

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Fruck you frsamfran

09-29-2016 , 05:03 PM

#1139

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

ihaa a. a a a a aa. aa AAAa

09-29-2016 , 06:13 PM

#1140

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

JFC never jokingly say 'I blame Obama', to a customer. Had to listen to 15 straight minutes of Alex Jones' internet conspiracies to make a $20 sale. Thanks Obama.

I just laughed so ****ing hard

09-29-2016 , 07:20 PM

#1141

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,065

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

No you can't touch the penis. Pls stop with the pm's Fiddler. No means no.

But I like playing with miniature things.

09-29-2016 , 08:07 PM

#1142

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Sammy when is the shotgun wedding?

09-29-2016 , 08:15 PM

#1143

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Damn my boss is coming back to the office. Better do some work!

09-29-2016 , 08:58 PM

#1144

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

solid 45 min stint there

09-29-2016 , 08:59 PM

#1145

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

3 hours left baby. Wheres all the hot female BBV regs?

09-29-2016 , 11:45 PM

#1146

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

aaaaaaaaaaaahahaaaaaha

09-30-2016 , 12:16 AM

#1147

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

3 hours left baby. Wheres all the hot female BBV regs?

In mmmkay's basement

09-30-2016 , 01:26 AM

#1148

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

09-30-2016 , 03:14 AM

#1149

Craggoo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 12,645

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

3 hours left baby. Wheres all the hot female BBV regs?

I keep them chained up in the basement

09-30-2016 , 03:39 AM

#1150

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

In mmmkay's basement

confirmed

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