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09-24-2016 , 09:22 PM

#951

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

09-24-2016 , 09:47 PM

#952

RacerExTex

Honorary Mod

Join Date: Apr 2016 Posts: 796

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Hello, my name is Sammy. How is Waffle Junior doing, did he taste his first beer yet?

He's probably already had a "nip" but not the type you're thinking of.

(please don't ban me)

09-24-2016 , 09:48 PM

#953

RacerExTex

Honorary Mod

Join Date: Apr 2016 Posts: 796

Quote:

Originally Posted by Craggoo

Craggoo heard Sammy is losing that money. Craggoo is working on a dfs app. Cragoo's primary motivation is to help Sammy make that money again. Will Sammy put aside his pride and accept the master(Craggoo)'s help?

No worries - The Olympics proved Sammy has plenty of silver!

(ok you can ban me now)

09-24-2016 , 11:47 PM

#954

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Back at the same bar as last night. With the same regs as last night. Drinking the same bourbon as last night. Last night was a good night. Let's go for round 2.

09-24-2016 , 11:48 PM

#955

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

For the next 24 hours, it is ok to disrespect The Sammy.

09-24-2016 , 11:48 PM

#956

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Bump

09-24-2016 , 11:48 PM

#957

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Back at the same bar as last night. With the same regs as last night. Drinking the same bourbon as last night. Last night was a good night. Let's go for round 2.

You were the one drinking the honey bourbon or something right?

09-25-2016 , 12:26 AM

#958

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

For the next 24 hours, it is ok to disrespect The Sammy.

Calm down.

6am, Sammy's going for his morning run, when he gets back he'll be having sex in the shower with hot gf. Sammy's very good at doing the sexy thing.

09-25-2016 , 12:38 AM

#959

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Calm down.

6am, Sammy's going for his morning run, when he gets back he'll be having sex in the shower with hot gf. Sammy's very good at doing the sexy thing.

pics or gtfo

09-25-2016 , 12:41 AM

#960

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Nother bump

09-25-2016 , 12:53 AM

#961

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

King fish tempting me to share:

09-25-2016 , 01:27 AM

#962

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Wow So ****ing drunk right now. Drove home prob should have baba cops I am awesome. Ok about for everyone called Irish breakfast. 1.5 oz Jamison's mixed with .5 oz butter shot schnapps then on another shot glass OJ then u need a piece of bacon.

Shoot Jameson, shoot OJ, eat bacon.

Best shot ever.

You are welcome.

Who wants the bannammerv p