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06-21-2010 , 01:45 AM

#201

saeco

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Originally Posted by aura

One of my favorite actresses. Do you know who this is?

NSFW

Spoiler:

asia argento

Spoiler:

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06-21-2010 , 01:53 AM

#202

thoth_hermes

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If I were you I would take the necessary steps to start funding the Mitchell account immediately. S'n D's and makin' money! Hell yeah!

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06-21-2010 , 02:00 AM

#203

JustABitGhey

stranger

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 2

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Originally Posted by aura

-sigh-

I don't have a problem with my sexuality. I love women.

I don't like penises.

I like vaginas.

I have never experimented with boys sexually.

I'm glad you were able to explore as you wanted to; I have explored sexual stuff in my own way (with girls).

Trust me, I would totally embrace my gayness or bi-ness if I was. It's like it's actually harder for me since I am straight. I can't fall back on my gayness as an explanation for my blurring of gendered traits and roles.

I would, after thinking it over, let durrrr kiss, gently bite, and give me hickeys on the neck again (irl) for 20k.

Question: Are nipples (women's oc) allowed on 2+2 as long as it's hidden behind a show/hide thing? I think so, but I'm not sure.

Please answer a.s.a.p.

Thank you.

I didn't think I liked scotch until I tried scotch.

Just saying man, you put Durrr's face onto nude female bodies, and you have sexual dreams about him which are laden with signs of shame and guilt. I'm not saying you need to go out and suck some dicks, I'm just an opponent of shame and guilt in general.

You're probably about a 2 on the Kinsey scale. Do with that what you will but shouting "I don't like boys" won't make it so.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinsey_Scale

btw, the fact that you didn't have a boner when you woke up doesn't mean you didn't have one during the dream. Popular theory is that there are minutes/hours between dreams and waking up.

Last edited by JustABitGhey; 06-21-2010 at 02:01 AM. Reason: Also you can post nips, with spoiler and NSFW tag unless TTI has changed it.

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06-21-2010 , 02:03 AM

#204

Teferi

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Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 716

Quote:

Originally Posted by aura

One of my favorite actresses. Do you know who this is?

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Spoiler:

OMG so disturbing!

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06-21-2010 , 02:13 AM

#205

aura

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Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 10,048

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Originally Posted by saeco

asia argento

Spoiler:

You just keep winning this thread, saeco!

Wait.

What?

Did you kiss her? Really?

If so..... details?

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06-21-2010 , 03:59 AM

#206

aura

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Originally Posted by mersenneary

nothing wrong with you OP, successfully hilarious OP too. Gender and sexuality are spectrums, feminine and straight aren't incompatible. A straight female friend told me today Scarlett Johansson is high up on her list of ladies she'd marry if she were a guy. obv nobody gives a **** about that. haters gonna hate imo

Thanks, mersenneary.

You make good points. ^^^^^

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06-21-2010 , 04:06 AM

#207

streityboy

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Is OP subtly levelling all the durrr bumbhunters and railbirds in this world? If so great job sir. Great job.

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06-21-2010 , 04:27 AM

#208

ballbag79

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Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 3,896

a nightmare on 4th street

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06-21-2010 , 06:15 AM

#209

cthrilla

journeyman

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 284

hahaha, 5 stars this is the best/worst variance I've ever seen on here.

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06-21-2010 , 06:48 AM

#210

tultfill

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Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,926

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Originally Posted by JimmyLegs

In my last, perhaps futile attempt to be serious, it is actually quite possible OP is not gay. What he's describing sounds a lot like transgenderism, which is completely separate from sexual orientation. I apologize if i was ever vague or patronizing - it was always my sincere intention to help.

This is not a helping thread. This is a joking thread. Whatever happened to you in your teens is not automatically applicable to everyone else's experience. You do seem ready to be a dad though with all the overprotectiveness and fears and that. Will be perfectly normal streamlined child on the geeky side if it's a boy or responsible slightly butch if it's a girl.

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06-21-2010 , 07:41 AM

#211

saeco

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Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 1,026

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Originally Posted by aura

Really?

If so..... details?

well, sort of... it was staged (for a video-blog she did), really nothing to brag about

[ ] she looked like durrrr
[ ] The kisses were a mixture of soft kisses and gentle biting and hickey-type sucking

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06-21-2010 , 10:25 AM

#212

sandman369

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I had a dream with Durrrr in it too. We were hanging out at some house (I guess his? idk) watching him play 24 tables of $2k/$4k HU on 4 bigass monitors. Then I looked out the window for no reason. The clouds started moving really fast and turned into like 10 tornados that started coming straight for us. Then we ran to the basement all laughing like we were kids playing hide and seek or something. Then a random guy popped out of the f@%#ing closet, stabbed Durrrr in the eye and screamed "YOUR MONEY'S MINE NOW B!%CH!!", runs into the tornado-filled room and flies away with the computer. After that I either woke up or don't remember.

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06-21-2010 , 10:39 AM

#213

bubbba82

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 337

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Originally Posted by MadDogFerg

sweet baby jesus i hope your leveling

pic of sister or gtfo

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06-21-2010 , 10:41 AM

#214

CHRONICFEVER

Goes hard in the paint

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 13,536

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Originally Posted by sandman369

Lol,hahaah that's a good 1

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06-21-2010 , 10:46 AM

#215

lvcjarrett

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Originally Posted by sandman369

standard

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06-21-2010 , 10:58 AM

#216

bubbba82

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 337

Quote:

Originally Posted by springzz

i can't watch porn if the guy's weiner looks too weird

standard

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06-21-2010 , 11:03 AM

#217

bubbba82

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 337

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Originally Posted by TheRenaissance

Thanks for taking a great thread and making it beyond fantastic. When I read your post it was like a shard of light shot directly into my brain. It took several minutes for me to recover from its sheer awesomeness. When I came to, I was lying on the floor, tears streaming down my cheeks, excrement everywhere. I looked in the mirror and the word "GOD" was etched in my forehead with a knife. The world will never look the same to me again. Thank you for changing my life forever.

i cant stop quoting epic posts wp bbv

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06-21-2010 , 12:35 PM

#218

John Wray

aka JimmyLegs

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,123

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Originally Posted by TheRenaissance

Look, guys, BBV is ALLERGIC to serios. It gets like asthma and sheet. More shops plz, gogogo!

*sigh* Okay, here's something shiny. You happy now?

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06-21-2010 , 01:24 PM

#219

aura

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Originally Posted by JimmyLegs

*sigh* Okay, here's something shiny. You happy now?

Why so much pink? u ghey r smthng?

Just kidding!

Well done, JimmyLegs.

I wish I was that good with pshop (if that's what you use- I use gimp).

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06-21-2010 , 02:01 PM

#220

mrussel2k1

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OP PM durrrr please.... this is priceless

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06-21-2010 , 02:19 PM

#221

Black label

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I had this same dream too! I was just floating on the bench with Durrr, talking about how to maximize profit and reduce variance while playing super-LAG when he leaned over and started kissing and nibbling my neck! I was like "WHOA man wtf!" and instinctively pushed him away. Of course he falls out of the floating bench and hits the sidewalk below and starts grabbing his knee and seems really hurt. I tried to tell him I was sorry but he can't just go around trying to kiss random guys like that, but he said that most straight men find that "thrilling and arousing", and didn't I read the OP?

Then of course I wake up in a cold sweat, grateful that it was all just a bad dream.

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06-21-2010 , 02:33 PM

#222

DjSkyy

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extremely solid op

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06-21-2010 , 03:13 PM

#223

Vega33

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Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 500

So what if OP is gay, or bisexual or confused? There are many millions of Americans who are confirmed as gay as it gets, regularly plowing some guy named "Lance" etc.

It's fine with me if they want to post on this board.

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06-21-2010 , 03:34 PM

#224

TuckFard

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OP, i studied psychology and I can tell you that your dream is completely normal and doesnt have to say anything about your sexual orientation. It could even mean that you are homophobic or something. If the dream is returning over and over again its usually conditioning. Then it prob scared you so it occupies your mind to a degree where it recreates this dream over and over again, just forget about it, stay busy. The fact that it involved durrrr prob means that you dont have a life outside of poker.