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06-20-2010 , 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by aura
Who is this????????

Are any of them actually poker players?
All 3 are tatjana pasalic, and idrc if they play well or not.

It's not like I'm gonna fap to us heading to my crib to **** her, and then her coaching me when we're done.
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06-20-2010 , 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted by aura

Like al humans, she isn't perfect.
this was a great quote, until you corrected it. Still, i disagree. I am prefect.
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06-20-2010 , 05:04 PM
What are you people doing? This is the Durrrr gay thread

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06-20-2010 , 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Sheep86
Lol @ all the people who are saying "OP is gay", "confirmed gos" etc. Do you think anyone who doesn't think about banging a girl every 10 seconds or likes the colour pink is automatically into dudes?

I'm glad to see that there are at least some people who are interested in their feminine/gay side and aren't afraid to speak about it. I like you, OP (but I don't want to have sex with you)!
Wow dude you are nearly as gay as OP.
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06-20-2010 , 05:30 PM
OP question for you, have you ever tryed to suck or actually sucked your own dick?

Question for 2+2, If OP answers yes, then does that make him gay?
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06-20-2010 , 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted by poker edge
OP question for you, have you ever tryed to suck or actually sucked your own dick?

Question for 2+2, If OP answers yes, then does that make him gay?
Why would that make him gay? Sucking another mans dick is a gay act, but so is fapping another man. So that would mean fapping yourself would mean you're gay as well, which I think is not the case.

And yea I tried, and anyone who says he didn't is a dirty liar.
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06-20-2010 , 06:07 PM
Look, guys, BBV is ALLERGIC to serios. It gets like asthma and sheet. More shops plz, gogogo!
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06-20-2010 , 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted by rAv
Why would that make him gay? Sucking another mans dick is a gay act, but so is fapping another man. So that would mean fapping yourself would mean you're gay as well, which I think is not the case.

And yea I tried, and anyone who says he didn't is a dirty liar.
You tried sucking another man's dick?
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06-20-2010 , 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Acesfullofgarbage
You tried sucking another man's dick?
That's clever
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06-20-2010 , 06:33 PM
speechless
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06-20-2010 , 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted by rAv
That's clever
Fortunately for me BBV has set the bar low
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06-20-2010 , 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Wanner5betme
op stop watching HSP late at night before going to bed ,OR YOU WILL DREAM ABOUT DURRRR KICKING ASS AT THE POKER TABLE.

OR IN YOUR CASE, LICKING UR ASS ON A POKER TABLE.
FYP
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06-20-2010 , 07:58 PM
spelling edit: when to use dreamt and or dreamed. Im confused now. I dreamed a dream last night. I dreamt(??) last night?

lol. time to sleep.
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06-20-2010 , 08:04 PM
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Originally Posted by David123
spelling edit: when to use dreamt and or dreamed. Im confused now. I dreamed a dream last night. I dreamt(??) last night?

lol. time to sleep.
Yeah, I think they're interchangeable.





Dream well.

btw, a new shop coming later tonight!
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06-20-2010 , 10:02 PM
OP, I used to have the same problem as you. I've always had slightly gay mannerisms and go wild over tomboyish/bi girls.

Many of the bi girls I dated would go on to me about how they were so sure I was bi and it's normal that bisexuals are attracted to each other. But I like girls. Sure, I think Johnny Depp and Trent Reznor are hot, but doesn't everybody? I like girls, I am straight.

In college, I experimented with a couple of guys (at different times) and swore that it was just because I was drunk, I prefer girls, I am straight. I just sucked a couple of dudes wangs, but look, I am straight.

Since then, I've totally gotten over the fact that I am attracted to some men. My wife is aware of this and doesn't care as long as I don't act on it. I never got to the point where David Bowie (another long term crush of mine) was trying to purchase sexual favors from me in a dream.

The way your dream went is an expression of how dirty you see your desire for Durrr as. It had to be going on in a public place, with you not looking at him, with lots of money involved. This is probably why you put his face on women's bodies as well, to make it "okay" to yourself to be attracted to him.

When you keep going on about how it's okay to be gay, who are you trying to convince, us or yourself? If this was a gay-friendly culture, you (and me) would probably hook up with guys occasionally, but because of the stigma, we suppress it and just get on with our lives. Even people who are 100% gay try to act straight, so why be so upset that you're about a quarter or an eighth gay?

Just because you're somewhat attracted to men doesn't mean you necessarily have to explore it, but you'll probably be happier if you admit it to yourself. I know I am now.
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06-20-2010 , 10:07 PM
NO WAY!!!!!!! you have dreams with durr in them.... LUCKY
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06-20-2010 , 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted by icracknuts
I just woke up....


I was dreaming i was playing softball. After the game everyone was having beers, and we ended up hanging out in my parent's[ strange] makebelieve condo. There were two girls there. I later found out that one of them was going through a divorce with her husband who was on the team.

Everyone left except the two girls. One immediately feel asleep in her underwear on the bed. The other took off all her clothes and wanted to take off my pants and suck me dick.

I told her I was married, but she insisted and started rubbing my ****. Her bare ass was on my lap, and I was rubbing her puss and spreading her ass cheeks.

Then I unfortunately woke up, and I had a hard on.

She was a smokin' hot brunette probably 5'2". Real nice body.


Op, this is what straight men dream about. I never have had any dreams of a man kissing my neck, or anything like it. If I did, I am pretty sure it would have been a nightmare.
Yeah it sucks when you dream about your parents getting a divorce
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06-20-2010 , 10:51 PM
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Originally Posted by JustABitGhey
OP, I used to have the same problem as you. I've always had slightly gay mannerisms and go wild over tomboyish/bi girls.

Many of the bi girls I dated would go on to me about how they were so sure I was bi and it's normal that bisexuals are attracted to each other. But I like girls. Sure, I think Johnny Depp and Trent Reznor are hot, but doesn't everybody? I like girls, I am straight.

In college, I experimented with a couple of guys (at different times) and swore that it was just because I was drunk, I prefer girls, I am straight. I just sucked a couple of dudes wangs, but look, I am straight.

Since then, I've totally gotten over the fact that I am attracted to some men. My wife is aware of this and doesn't care as long as I don't act on it. I never got to the point where David Bowie (another long term crush of mine) was trying to purchase sexual favors from me in a dream.

The way your dream went is an expression of how dirty you see your desire for Durrr as. It had to be going on in a public place, with you not looking at him, with lots of money involved. This is probably why you put his face on women's bodies as well, to make it "okay" to yourself to be attracted to him.

When you keep going on about how it's okay to be gay, who are you trying to convince, us or yourself? If this was a gay-friendly culture, you (and me) would probably hook up with guys occasionally, but because of the stigma, we suppress it and just get on with our lives. Even people who are 100% gay try to act straight, so why be so upset that you're about a quarter or an eighth gay?

Just because you're somewhat attracted to men doesn't mean you necessarily have to explore it, but you'll probably be happier if you admit it to yourself. I know I am now.
-sigh-

I don't have a problem with my sexuality. I love women.

I don't like penises.

I like vaginas.

I have never experimented with boys sexually.

I'm glad you were able to explore as you wanted to; I have explored sexual stuff in my own way (with girls).

Trust me, I would totally embrace my gayness or bi-ness if I was. It's like it's actually harder for me since I am straight. I can't fall back on my gayness as an explanation for my blurring of gendered traits and roles.

I would, after thinking it over, let durrrr kiss, gently bite, and give me hickeys on the neck again (irl) for 20k.



Question: Are nipples (women's oc) allowed on 2+2 as long as it's hidden behind a show/hide thing? I think so, but I'm not sure.

Please answer a.s.a.p.

Thank you.
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06-20-2010 , 11:59 PM
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NO WAY!!!!!!! you have dreams with durr in them.... LUCKY
you made my day
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06-21-2010 , 12:02 AM
[ ] OP, dont worry. It's ok to be gay.
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06-21-2010 , 12:17 AM
niples covered are ok. proceed w shop
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06-21-2010 , 12:37 AM
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Originally Posted by OpenedHead
niples covered are ok. proceed w shop
Covered?

I just made one with nipples not covered.

I heard it was okay with a NSFW and show/hide thing.

I shall try that.
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06-21-2010 , 12:53 AM
One of my favorite actresses. Do you know who this is?

NSFW


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06-21-2010 , 01:09 AM
Okay, I found something.

I posted this in the thread "Poker Film Titles" many months ago, but I can't find it in there (so many posts). It's a fun thread if you haven't seen it yet.









I know.


Weird.
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06-21-2010 , 01:31 AM
nothing wrong with you OP, successfully hilarious OP too. Gender and sexuality are spectrums, feminine and straight aren't incompatible. A straight female friend told me today Scarlett Johansson is high up on her list of ladies she'd marry if she were a guy. obv nobody gives a **** about that. haters gonna hate imo
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