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06-19-2010 , 07:40 PM

#126

ToTheInternet

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Originally Posted by sumey

You're gaying up this thread more than OP possibly could with this nonsense ^

under normal circumstances I'd be inclined to agree with you, but this is one of the gheyest we've ever seen 'round these parts.

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06-19-2010 , 07:51 PM

#127

GigaFish

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Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 1,234

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Originally Posted by iampi

As a man I have a certain acceptance level for sexual interactions.

In all cases, it is a positive experience to have any sort of sexual interaction between woman who are only slightly below average looking or hotter (the 4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10 women). For the rest of the ladies, a vagina is still a vagina. As my old roomate used to say, crabby has no face. A quick bang is all i would really want or be able to endure. Any hand holding, kissing, or even cutesy flirting--hell no!

With any dude I would not stand anything sexual. If a man tries to kiss me my immediate reaction is to punch him. Gay guys hit on me all the time--well, often enough to bother me at least. If a guy seems interested in me than i am already uncomfortable. If he starts to chat me up--that is just too much there. But, kissing me passionately on the neck? This is a homosexual act. If this were to happen in real life and you first reaction was-- wow that felt good, you are gay. As a man, don't you have boundaries? For example, when you go to pee in a public bathroom and there is someone already there, do you prefer any specific urinal? Or, lets say you were trying to unzip your fly to take a pee, but the fly was stuck. Say the guy standing next to you reached over without saying anything and helped you out with that problem, successfully unzipping you. If the first thing you thought was, man that felt good, then that is just not straight. If you thought man that was weird, or just wondered about the situation, then that is borderline. If you left immediately, punched him in the face, or did anything that conveyed your disinterest, than that is normal hetero. If you are thinking that (for example) you are not gay because because you would not give a dude a bj,even though you would enjoy getting a bj from that dude, you are wrong. That is gay with a bit of brainwashing from society.

Maybe my definition of gay/homosexual is different than yours.

Q: Have you ever dressed up as a woman or considered it? (makeup and/or feminine clothing). If so, what was the reason behind it?

What. A. Tool.

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06-19-2010 , 07:56 PM

#128

Mudkipzzzzzzzzzzzz

newbie

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 14

Gold

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06-19-2010 , 08:07 PM

#129

Acesfullofgarbage

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Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 2,744

Quote:

Originally Posted by iampi

As a man I have a certain acceptance level for sexual interactions.

In all cases, it is a positive experience to have any sort of sexual interaction between woman who are only slightly below average looking or hotter (the 4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10 women). For the rest of the ladies, a vagina is still a vagina. As my old roomate used to say, crabby has no face. A quick bang is all i would really want or be able to endure. Any hand holding, kissing, or even cutesy flirting--hell no!

With any dude I would not stand anything sexual. If a man tries to kiss me my immediate reaction is to punch him. Gay guys hit on me all the time--well, often enough to bother me at least. If a guy seems interested in me than i am already uncomfortable. If he starts to chat me up--that is just too much there. But, kissing me passionately on the neck? This is a homosexual act. If this were to happen in real life and you first reaction was-- wow that felt good, you are gay. As a man, don't you have boundaries? For example, when you go to pee in a public bathroom and there is someone already there, do you prefer any specific urinal? Or, lets say you were trying to unzip your fly to take a pee, but the fly was stuck. Say the guy standing next to you reached over without saying anything and helped you out with that problem, successfully unzipping you. If the first thing you thought was, man that felt good, then that is just not straight. If you thought man that was weird, or just wondered about the situation, then that is borderline. If you left immediately, punched him in the face, or did anything that conveyed your disinterest, than that is normal hetero. If you are thinking that (for example) you are not gay because because you would not give a dude a bj,even though you would enjoy getting a bj from that dude, you are wrong. That is gay with a bit of brainwashing from society.

Maybe my definition of gay/homosexual is different than yours.

Q: Have you ever dressed up as a woman or considered it? (makeup and/or feminine clothing). If so, what was the reason behind it?

Maybe they know something you don't?

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06-19-2010 , 08:12 PM

#130

niftymatt

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Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,428

Quote:

Originally Posted by iampi

As a man I have a certain acceptance level for sexual interactions.

In all cases, it is a positive experience to have any sort of sexual interaction between woman who are only slightly below average looking or hotter (the 4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10 women). For the rest of the ladies, a vagina is still a vagina. As my old roomate used to say, crabby has no face. A quick bang is all i would really want or be able to endure. Any hand holding, kissing, or even cutesy flirting--hell no!

With any dude I would not stand anything sexual. If a man tries to kiss me my immediate reaction is to punch him. Gay guys hit on me all the time--well, often enough to bother me at least. If a guy seems interested in me than i am already uncomfortable. If he starts to chat me up--that is just too much there. But, kissing me passionately on the neck? This is a homosexual act. If this were to happen in real life and you first reaction was-- wow that felt good, you are gay. As a man, don't you have boundaries? For example, when you go to pee in a public bathroom and there is someone already there, do you prefer any specific urinal? Or, lets say you were trying to unzip your fly to take a pee, but the fly was stuck. Say the guy standing next to you reached over without saying anything and helped you out with that problem, successfully unzipping you. If the first thing you thought was, man that felt good, then that is just not straight. If you thought man that was weird, or just wondered about the situation, then that is borderline. If you left immediately, punched him in the face, or did anything that conveyed your disinterest, than that is normal hetero. If you are thinking that (for example) you are not gay because because you would not give a dude a bj,even though you would enjoy getting a bj from that dude, you are wrong. That is gay with a bit of brainwashing from society.

Maybe my definition of gay/homosexual is different than yours.

Q: Have you ever dressed up as a woman or considered it? (makeup and/or feminine clothing). If so, what was the reason behind it?

What if he eats da poo poo? Is that a homosexual act?

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06-19-2010 , 08:13 PM

#131

Bark Muckingham

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OP is richard simmons. Its been confirmed.

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06-19-2010 , 08:15 PM

#132

Bruut99

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Durrrr needs to respond in this thread.

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06-19-2010 , 08:50 PM

#133

anticon217

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Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 237

the real question is ....

if durrr was told this IRL..
and started blushing...

who would be gayer him or OP???

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06-19-2010 , 09:09 PM

#134

Jubes

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Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 2,171

Everybody has a little bit of gay in them. It's natural. To have weird sexual dreams is only the minds twisted way of exploring imagination.

For instance, i once dreamed there was a guy in a hot girls body( a little bit like freaky friday or something). And i remember i was debating with myself if i could sleep with her/him. I decided not to because it felt weird and next thing i know i am running to a plane because skyskrapers are collapsing behind me.

It al makes no sense.

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06-19-2010 , 09:55 PM

#135

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 7,244

Lol @ all the people who are saying "OP is gay", "confirmed gos" etc. Do you think anyone who doesn't think about banging a girl every 10 seconds or likes the colour pink is automatically into dudes?

I'm glad to see that there are at least some people who are interested in their feminine/gay side and aren't afraid to speak about it. I like you, OP (but I don't want to have sex with you)!

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06-19-2010 , 09:58 PM

#136

LirvA

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Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 43,505

Quote:

Originally Posted by aura

I know I'm not ghey, but I will admit to being in touch with my feminine side.

pics of feminine side?

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06-19-2010 , 10:01 PM

#137

Bark Muckingham

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Originally Posted by Sheep86

you are definitely a flamer

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06-19-2010 , 10:04 PM

#138

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 7,244

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Originally Posted by Bark Muckingham

you are definitely a flamer

Actually this was one of my few serious posts.

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06-19-2010 , 10:08 PM

#139

LirvA

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Quote:

Originally Posted by aura

Remember that I was highly disturbed when I woke up. Yes, I was aroused (not stiff), but that was because of durrrr's kisses on my neck.

lol

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06-19-2010 , 10:11 PM

#140

RobFarha

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Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 9,706

Quote:

Originally Posted by LirvA

pics of feminine side?

Or ban

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06-19-2010 , 10:28 PM

#141

springzz

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 4,848

i can't watch porn if the guy's weiner looks too weird

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06-19-2010 , 10:38 PM

#142

Armandinho

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 217

Quote:

Originally Posted by aura

I'm sitting on a bench on durrrr's left....

Easy game- 3bet/ get it in......

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06-19-2010 , 11:12 PM

#143

LirvA

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Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 43,505

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Originally Posted by springzz

i can't watch porn if the guy's weiner looks too weird

inorite?

they have to have a nice big caulk huh?

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06-19-2010 , 11:47 PM

#144

Reel Ya In

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 530

why u in your right mind would you ever admit to this and even go farther by posting it on 2+2????

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06-20-2010 , 12:36 AM

#145

LirvA

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why wouldn't he!

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06-20-2010 , 02:41 AM

#146

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,119

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reel Ya In

why u in your right mind would you ever admit to this and even go farther by posting it on 2+2????

Because OP is a sexeh bitch who doesn't play by your rules and I want to manram him in a non-ghey way, and so do you.

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06-20-2010 , 02:52 AM

#147

ballbag79

banned

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 3,896

^^^homophobic ban for teh new guy we all float down here

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06-20-2010 , 02:55 AM

#148

Man_Bear_Pig

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 353

Quote:

Originally Posted by JimmyLegs

I'm going to do something that may in fact be a big mistake...

Thats what he said.

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06-20-2010 , 03:11 AM

#149

Man_Bear_Pig

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 353

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jubes

Everybody has a little bit of gay in them.

uh-oh

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06-20-2010 , 04:52 AM

#150

springzz

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 4,848

Quote:

Originally Posted by LirvA

inorite?

they have to have a nice big caulk huh?

not a big banana-penis though.

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