Op are you sure this isn't a horrible repressed memory coming back in your dreams? Very possible you were raped by some dude named Mitchell in a park. You went to your happy place which is thinking about poker and durrrr represents poker for you in your dreams. I think you should be more concerned.

Also you gay

wow, that **** was disturbing and hilarious to read all at the same time.. 5*

the mitchell account...

so durrrr is using steriods for his conquests... explains the hyper aggression...

and lawlz @ 20K bench pic...

I will admit to being in touch with my feminine side.

thx for the laugh OP would be even more funny if durrrr responded

Let's see those shopped pics you made of Durrr as a girl!!! They will help us explain you to yourself.

OP did it hurt to pee when you woke up?

No fisting? Not standard

bestest thread ever

in before durrrr

haha

At long last... a thread where I can repost this...

wow awesome

the ghay is strong in this one

omfg

amazing

I like where this is going

Dreams about durrrr have been done before here, and here, and here.

I once had a dream that I stole this guy's bike who looked like durrrr and brought it to the basement of the Alamo.

Thanks for the comments.

I'll reply to a few posts:

No, I actually did check (lol) if I was..... stiff. I was not. It was more sensual than sexual, I guess.

I definitely wasn't thinking about a vampire when it happened. It didn't have that vibe.

Seriously, I am not ghey.

Some of the shops itt are quite good. saeco's is the best so far imo. It actually wasn't too far off from my dream (the dream was obviously from my point of view).

Ummmmm... I was surprised to see how many I've made. I was just having fun with gimp. Still a bit of a gimp noob, but not too bad imo.

Here are a few~

This post and these




for now.




Thanks for the insight, everyone.


EDIT: bonus shop. Just found it.

Speechless. Can we add a six star option for this thread? I think we're going to need it.

holy **** it's hard to get me to lol on at 9am on a saturday

this has got to be the first conversation out of 3 conversations that eventually will lead to you telling us you are in fact ghey

wow, he does have a feminine face...u're only a 11 on the gay scale now

OP, I'm going to do something that may in fact be a big mistake... I'm going to be serious for a moment. I'd never forgive myself if you're really looking for help and all you get is smart-ass answers.

I see two possibilities here:

1) This is a level. If so, nice one!
2) This is not a level. If not, I do in fact think you have some confusion about your sexuality and/or gender. That doesn't necessarily mean you're gay, but there's definitely something brewing and it's possible that Tom's androgynous qualities are bringing it up. On the spectrum of places for you to explore gender and sexuality, BBV is quite possibly the very worst option available. It's a hostile, unforgiving environment for anything even remotely unmanly. I strongly recommend you not look for acceptance or advice from this community on these matters. Talk to a professional and find a community that will support you on your journey. Good luck.

I am close to 99% sure OP is in fact NOT ghey. This is for a very simple reason: No man in denial about his sexuality would make this thread. Instead he would be making threads about how some chick is so ****ing hot or nerdy posts about football. In fact I think the rest of us, who are suuuuper excited about this thread, would benefit more from some introspection.

lol wut