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Old 02-04-2017, 07:21 PM   #226
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Re: *** Don't count your spilmaks before the slut results February LC/NC NSFW ***

Calm down, Farmer Morph.
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Old 02-04-2017, 07:38 PM   #227
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Calm down yourself, right now!
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Old 02-04-2017, 07:52 PM   #228
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You take that back, right now.

Sammy will be in Aachen again from monday to friday next week. Are you close to Aachen? Sammy would like to drink a beer with you.
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Old 02-04-2017, 08:26 PM   #229
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and then see what happens?
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Old 02-04-2017, 08:31 PM   #230
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Fiddle trying to up his joke-game. Gj Fiddle, you're getting better.
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Old 02-04-2017, 08:51 PM   #231
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What happens when a dumb American goes to Denmark?

The average IQ of both countries goes up.
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Old 02-04-2017, 08:52 PM   #232
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I'm not near Aachen.
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Old 02-04-2017, 09:06 PM   #233
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Fiddlestar and Morph the farmer has both received infractions.
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Old 02-04-2017, 10:21 PM   #234
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I'm not near Aachen.
I'm Aachen to know where you're at.
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Old 02-05-2017, 05:00 AM   #235
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Old 02-05-2017, 05:08 AM   #236
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my ****ing head will explode, **** you morning
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Old 02-05-2017, 05:19 AM   #237
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Why do you call Morph a farmer?
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Old 02-05-2017, 05:32 AM   #238
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Why wouldn't you call Morph a farmer?
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Old 02-05-2017, 05:57 AM   #239
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interesting, now I see I posted here last night
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Old 02-05-2017, 05:57 AM   #240
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I must say I posted all correct. Proud of my drunk thoughts.
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Old 02-05-2017, 08:31 AM   #241
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Old 02-05-2017, 08:52 AM   #242
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OooOooOoOoooOooo
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Old 02-05-2017, 10:25 AM   #243
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plo is so easy game that im thinking of learning my granny to play it and make me money
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Old 02-05-2017, 11:12 AM   #244
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Old 02-05-2017, 11:13 AM   #245
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1. Good morning Sunday Funday Suberb Owl
2. fu sammy (day 5 its almost over sweetie)
3. today the gambolz REALLY DO COME TRUE
4. Morph is a meme farmer, he cultivates them to perfection then sells them to our cheap asses.
5. lol
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Old 02-05-2017, 11:19 AM   #246
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keep up the good work
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Old 02-05-2017, 05:43 PM   #247
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2 hours to go. Sammy already drunk.

Nice bet, too bad he's gonna lose.

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Old 02-05-2017, 05:46 PM   #248
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Happy Superb Owl everyone!


VPIP/PFR/AGG/3B/FT3B
STL/FTSTL/CB-F/CB-T/FTCB-F/FTCB/T

Yeah I'm a nit in the blinds, so what?
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Old 02-05-2017, 06:15 PM   #249
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Go Pats
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Old 02-05-2017, 06:49 PM   #250
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What happens when a dumb American goes to Denmark?

The average IQ of both countries goes up.
50 and counting i guess i ll start here ...
U did spark me up i give u that
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