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Old 02-03-2017, 03:19 PM   #151
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Over is a lock, when vegas sets the opening o/u in a superbowl at 59 they are telling you to take the under, so you have to tell vegas to get ****ed and take the over.

It's like level one thinking but the book prints money doing it
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Old 02-03-2017, 04:07 PM   #152
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. SB is at monday 8 am now which kinda sucks, anyway GL Muricans GN
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Old 02-03-2017, 04:54 PM   #153
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. SB is at monday 8 am now which kinda sucks, anyway GL Muricans GN
the superbowl is sunday at 5:30, calm down
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Old 02-03-2017, 06:23 PM   #154
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Brady for thumb-ring.
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Old 02-03-2017, 06:26 PM   #155
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Old 02-03-2017, 06:27 PM   #156
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Only then will his teammates give him a high five
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Old 02-03-2017, 07:00 PM   #157
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Did people lol when someone said - Let's call this thing the "Superbowl"
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Old 02-03-2017, 07:01 PM   #158
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Will there be Sammy medals?
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Old 02-03-2017, 07:23 PM   #159
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Players on the losing team will be given an extra $53,000 USD, or 2.5 trillion Spilmaks at current exchange rates.
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Old 02-03-2017, 07:38 PM   #160
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im betting on ze partiots to win by at least 10 points
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Old 02-03-2017, 07:43 PM   #161
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The SB should be an awesome game this year, I'm stoked.

Also just a friendly reminder to the ladies to be dressed like a woman while posting.
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Old 02-03-2017, 07:58 PM   #162
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Old 02-03-2017, 08:13 PM   #163
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I'm going to bet until my knuckles bleed tomorrow
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Old 02-03-2017, 08:18 PM   #164
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just returned from a trip, **** you friday its too late to drink you now. Hai caturday ho ho go
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Old 02-03-2017, 08:20 PM   #165
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Old 02-03-2017, 08:21 PM   #166
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Old 02-03-2017, 08:28 PM   #167
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Old 02-03-2017, 08:35 PM   #168
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Denmark with the Sammy medal
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Old 02-03-2017, 08:40 PM   #169
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And where would that leave Australia, since USA and Denmark took 1st and 2nd place?

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Old 02-03-2017, 08:46 PM   #170
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Does Europe have anything close to Vegas? Monte Carlo or Monaco maybe?
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Old 02-03-2017, 08:51 PM   #171
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Does Europe have anything close to Vegas? Monte Carlo or Monaco maybe?
Europe's not close to Vegas, you have to go by plane. You Americans suck at geography.
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Old 02-03-2017, 08:52 PM   #172
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Sammy sucks at understanding meaning of words.

Close as in comparable or similar to, you knob.
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Old 02-03-2017, 08:53 PM   #173
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Natamus sucks at understanding Sammy's clever jokes.
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Old 02-03-2017, 08:56 PM   #174
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Yes because the Danish are known for their mass amounts of comedy writers and stand up comics.

Oh wait, no. That's USA#1.
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Old 02-03-2017, 08:58 PM   #175
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Hahahaha comedy writers. Mr. Small Thumbs makes Sammy laugh. Small Thumbs didn't get Sammy's joke, now he's all embarrassed. Don't be sad Small Thumbs, it's ok.
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