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Old 02-01-2017, 05:43 PM   #51
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Re: *** Don't count your spilmaks before the slut results February LC/NC NSFW ***

What if you want to be a danish sex toy engineer?
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Old 02-01-2017, 05:46 PM   #52
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What if you want to be a danish sex toy engineer?
make oral sex machines for the ladies.

you'll make a mint.
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Old 02-01-2017, 05:48 PM   #53
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make oral sex machines for the ladies.

you'll make a mint.
Billion dollar idea. I'll design its features after you as tribute, then color the licking apparatus like a Danish flag.

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Old 02-01-2017, 05:50 PM   #54
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Re: *** Don't count your spilmaks before the slut results February LC/NC NSFW ***

Sammy just lost $10k in 3 mins playing drunk poker.

That ****ing punk left the table when Sammy did a rebuy.
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Old 02-01-2017, 06:13 PM   #55
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That punk was afraid of the slut results!
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Old 02-01-2017, 06:17 PM   #56
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Re: *** Don't count your spilmaks before the slut results February LC/NC NSFW ***

What's this about Morph "going to work"? Sammy thought he was retired laying on a Danish beach somewhere with all the other old Germans. Does he have a job, or was he just trying to sound cool like Sammy?
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Old 02-01-2017, 06:17 PM   #57
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Isn't there always a queue when you are at the table?
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Old 02-01-2017, 06:19 PM   #58
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Isn't there always a queue when you are at the table?
Calm down Fiddle, you're not cool enough to be taken stabs at Sammy.
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Old 02-01-2017, 06:20 PM   #59
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Beers and pigs
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Old 02-01-2017, 08:57 PM   #60
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Re: *** Don't count your spilmaks before the slut results February LC/NC NSFW ***

Down $30k now. Sammy's not concerned. Sammy's just hit his perfect amount drunk in the zone drunkennesss. sAmmy will tech those forkers a lesson. rIght won! Wheere is that kijng fish punk, Sammy wiill play him right now. SAmmy in the zone.
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Old 02-01-2017, 08:59 PM   #61
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Re: **** Too many Gimmicks, Time for Another Cull ( February LC/NC NSFW)****

Sammy you keep putting a $ before the number but it's fake money so that's misleading
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Old 02-01-2017, 09:00 PM   #62
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Old 02-01-2017, 09:01 PM   #63
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Sammy you keep putting a $ before the number but it's fake money so that's misleading
mR small thumbs come to plo5 right now and watch SAMmmy play them dollars. Sammy playy real mans stakesa
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Old 02-01-2017, 09:03 PM   #64
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Old 02-01-2017, 09:04 PM   #65
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them bithches keep leaving table
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Old 02-01-2017, 09:04 PM   #66
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PLO5? 1. I'm away from the house so I can't log onto stars. 2. Lololololol PLO5
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Old 02-01-2017, 09:05 PM   #67
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****ing ****s
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Old 02-01-2017, 09:05 PM   #68
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Calm down Sammy it's for you're own good
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Old 02-01-2017, 09:06 PM   #69
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PLO5? 1. I'm away from the house so I can't log onto stars. 2. Lololololol PLO5
5carrd plo is rael men. drunk game nuts
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Old 02-01-2017, 09:07 PM   #70
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****ing youtuhbe ads
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Old 02-01-2017, 09:14 PM   #71
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O 206 (206 push)
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O 198 (198 push)
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U 226 (226 push)
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Old 02-01-2017, 09:15 PM   #72
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Sammy is like the plant of the poker world

The bottom of the food chain
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Old 02-01-2017, 09:15 PM   #73
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Oh I thought you meant $5 max buy in by how you wrote it
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Old 02-01-2017, 09:16 PM   #74
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*** Don't count your spilmaks before the slut results February LC/NC NSFW ***

We play stud hi/lo that's a mans game
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Old 02-01-2017, 09:17 PM   #75
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U 206 (206 push)
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U 226 (226 push)
fyp
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