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02-01-2017 , 05:43 PM

#51

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

What if you want to be a danish sex toy engineer?

02-01-2017 , 05:46 PM

#52

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,071

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

What if you want to be a danish sex toy engineer?

make oral sex machines for the ladies.

you'll make a mint.

02-01-2017 , 05:48 PM

#53

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

make oral sex machines for the ladies.

you'll make a mint.

Billion dollar idea. I'll design its features after you as tribute, then color the licking apparatus like a Danish flag.

Last edited by AlwaysFolding; 02-01-2017 at 05:49 PM. Reason: self lubricating licking appartus*

02-01-2017 , 05:50 PM

#54

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Sammy just lost $10k in 3 mins playing drunk poker.

That ****ing punk left the table when Sammy did a rebuy.

02-01-2017 , 06:13 PM

#55

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

That punk was afraid of the slut results!

02-01-2017 , 06:17 PM

#56

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

What's this about Morph "going to work"? Sammy thought he was retired laying on a Danish beach somewhere with all the other old Germans. Does he have a job, or was he just trying to sound cool like Sammy?

02-01-2017 , 06:17 PM

#57

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,071

Isn't there always a queue when you are at the table?

02-01-2017 , 06:19 PM

#58

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Isn't there always a queue when you are at the table?

Calm down Fiddle, you're not cool enough to be taken stabs at Sammy.

02-01-2017 , 06:20 PM

#59

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Beers and pigs

02-01-2017 , 08:57 PM

#60

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Down $30k now. Sammy's not concerned. Sammy's just hit his perfect amount drunk in the zone drunkennesss. sAmmy will tech those forkers a lesson. rIght won! Wheere is that kijng fish punk, Sammy wiill play him right now. SAmmy in the zone.

02-01-2017 , 08:59 PM

#61

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Sammy you keep putting a $ before the number but it's fake money so that's misleading

02-01-2017 , 09:00 PM

#62

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

02-01-2017 , 09:01 PM

#63

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

Sammy you keep putting a $ before the number but it's fake money so that's misleading

mR small thumbs come to plo5 right now and watch SAMmmy play them dollars. Sammy playy real mans stakesa

02-01-2017 , 09:03 PM

#64

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

bitch

02-01-2017 , 09:04 PM

#65

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

them bithches keep leaving table

02-01-2017 , 09:04 PM

#66

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

PLO5? 1. I'm away from the house so I can't log onto stars. 2. Lololololol PLO5

02-01-2017 , 09:05 PM

#67

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

****ing ****s

02-01-2017 , 09:05 PM

#68

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Calm down Sammy it's for you're own good

02-01-2017 , 09:06 PM

#69

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

PLO5? 1. I'm away from the house so I can't log onto stars. 2. Lololololol PLO5

5carrd plo is rael men. drunk game nuts

02-01-2017 , 09:07 PM

#70

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

****ing youtuhbe ads

02-01-2017 , 09:14 PM

#71

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

O 206 (206 push)
O 212,5
U 219,5
O 198 (198 push)
O 207 (207 push)
U 226 (226 push)

02-01-2017 , 09:15 PM

#72

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,071

Sammy is like the plant of the poker world

The bottom of the food chain

02-01-2017 , 09:15 PM

#73

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Oh I thought you meant $5 max buy in by how you wrote it

02-01-2017 , 09:16 PM

#74

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

We play stud hi/lo that's a mans game

02-01-2017 , 09:17 PM

#75

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,071

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

U 206 (206 push)
U 212,5
U 219,5
O 198 (198 push)
U 207 (207 push)
U 226 (226 push)

fyp

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