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Old 02-24-2017, 10:33 AM   #1126
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Old 02-24-2017, 10:36 AM   #1127
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Is that about 350?
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Old 02-24-2017, 10:57 AM   #1128
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Old 02-24-2017, 11:13 AM   #1129
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Is that about 350?
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Old 02-24-2017, 11:36 AM   #1130
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glglglglglgl, pissed I didn't actually book a last-minute trip.
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Old 02-24-2017, 11:37 AM   #1131
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But how were the slut results?
All the varieties of sluts are expensive and I am no good at them.

Sport sluts

Machine sluts

Slut sluts (okay I'm good at these ones)
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Old 02-24-2017, 11:37 AM   #1132
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hai vegasday
Also nice socks, what the **** is going on with your socks?
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Old 02-24-2017, 11:46 AM   #1133
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Also nice socks, what the **** is going on with your socks?
they has stripes of different colors. Every man know socks for dress shoes at the office should have some colors or paterns. I like these as well
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Old 02-24-2017, 11:51 AM   #1134
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I can't masturbate to this
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Old 02-24-2017, 11:53 AM   #1135
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expand your horizons
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Old 02-24-2017, 11:53 AM   #1136
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I came for the whoring and got sock pics. SAD!
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Old 02-24-2017, 11:56 AM   #1137
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I can't masturbate to this
You're doing it wrong. It goes IN the sock
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Old 02-24-2017, 12:02 PM   #1138
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lol https://twitter.com/i/moments/834874953765957632

Um, yeah.
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Old 02-24-2017, 12:05 PM   #1139
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I believe that it's supposed to say *bitches
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Old 02-24-2017, 12:18 PM   #1140
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majik, I am still in my office, calm down, I am not even on the plane yet.

I have already reached out to 6 of them to ensure I can find one in my drunken stupor
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Old 02-24-2017, 12:46 PM   #1141
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classic nit
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Old 02-24-2017, 01:09 PM   #1142
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Mr. Thabighurt's socks are fine, but those thumbs cannot compete with Sammy's beautiful, manly thumbs.
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Old 02-24-2017, 01:15 PM   #1143
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Fran, why were you rude to Jamie Fox??? I thought I knew you man.
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Old 02-24-2017, 01:19 PM   #1144
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My Internet habit has put me way behind at work. I'm on there every 3 minutes lately. I do one tiny piece of work and then get online for 20 minutes. Today I showed up an hour early, at 7AM, to try to catch up. By 9AM I had nothing done.

I do all my work on Chrome, and that search history is near-pristine for work stuff. I check the weather and restaurant menus sometimes, because it would be suspicious if I didn't. I use Explorer to goof off, and I have it set to wipe the search history every time I close it.

So at 9AM Explorer had to go. I wanted to work straight through until noon. I took it off my task bar at the bottom. And that wiped Explorer out completely. When I downloaded Chrome, years ago, it must have hidden Explorer in my programs list, because it was nowhere to be found.

I panicked. I don't want Explorer gone forever, just a few hours! I spent the next hour trying various things until I had it back. 10AM, zero work.

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Old 02-24-2017, 01:27 PM   #1145
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Old 02-24-2017, 01:29 PM   #1146
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You're doing God's work, SJ
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Old 02-24-2017, 01:29 PM   #1147
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Fran, why were you rude to Jamie Fox??? I thought I knew you man.


idiotic media making sensations...

I know the restaurant owner, the story is that these two guys had a fight with him, the restaurant owner not jamie. (they were drunk and he wanted to kick tjem out).


During the fight jamie fox probably commentend somethig and they told him shut your little mouth pussy this is not your business.

thats all.

He was probably mad and with hurt ego afterwards. Its popular in US to be a victim of imaginary racism these days. Probably his manager recommended him to use the situation to boost simpathy among US fans.

They allegedly heard the croatian sleng word for black people and recignized it during the fight they didnt participate in. lol (even Im not sure which word would that be)
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Old 02-24-2017, 01:31 PM   #1148
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all in all another bull**** clickbait story with sensational headline
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Old 02-24-2017, 01:32 PM   #1149
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FranFran you're clickbait.
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Old 02-24-2017, 01:35 PM   #1150
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i will run it up from plo50 to plo500 5k stack today. AlwaysNever are you excited?
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