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02-21-2017 , 10:14 AM

#976

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

**** you tuesday

02-21-2017 , 10:14 AM

#977

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

I think I might be ODing on Vitamin C. Pretty soon I will look like Donald Trump

do you have the ****s? That's how I know I took to much vitamin C

02-21-2017 , 10:21 AM

#978

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 9,602

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

**** you tuesday

This

A good Tuesday at work is worse than a ****ty Saturday out.

02-21-2017 , 11:50 AM

#979

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

should I go to vegas this weekend?

02-21-2017 , 11:51 AM

#980

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,005

yes

02-21-2017 , 12:12 PM

#981

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,475

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

do you have the ****s? That's how I know I took to much vitamin C

no, I have immaculate poops.

02-21-2017 , 01:17 PM

#982

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,263

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

should I go to vegas this weekend?

How the **** is this an actual question?

02-21-2017 , 01:38 PM

#983

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,955

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

should I go to vegas this weekend?

LOL AS IF YOU HAVE TO ASK

02-21-2017 , 01:58 PM

#984

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,361

very very dissapointing tbh

02-21-2017 , 02:06 PM

#985

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,475

hai Waffle

02-21-2017 , 02:16 PM

#986

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Suited, did you join the protests yesterday?

02-21-2017 , 02:25 PM

#987

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 9,602

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik1973

Suited, did you join the protests yesterday?

Me, no. I'm still going to Anarchist School. I have a few more semesters before I can get recruited and turn pro. Applying with Soros next year.

02-21-2017 , 02:33 PM

#988

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by wafflehouse1

How the **** is this an actual question?

well, there is the 5-10k i will lose, and the 7 day hangover, and this is not a good time with work and irl **** I have to deal with. I try to talk myself out of it and then just book a flight the night before.

It happens all the time.

02-21-2017 , 02:34 PM

#989

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 23,961

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

should I go to vegas this weekend?

No. Go to the Taj Mahal in Atlantic City.

02-21-2017 , 02:40 PM

#990

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 11,949

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

lol that's a lot of hookers for one weekend. Or do you blow it all on BJ/pits?

02-21-2017 , 03:02 PM

#991

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

lol that's a lot of hookers for one weekend. Or do you blow it all on BJ?

One would hope so.

Found A pic of suited but his message is unclear.

02-21-2017 , 03:02 PM

#992

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

lol that's a lot of hookers for one weekend. Or do you blow it all on BJ/pits?

I do all of it.

02-21-2017 , 03:06 PM

#993

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,361

haha

02-21-2017 , 03:22 PM

#994

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,955

he does all the pits. Armpits, kneepits, he's kinda like pooter.

02-21-2017 , 03:26 PM

#995

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,361

the end is near

02-21-2017 , 03:28 PM

#996

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

he does all the pits. Armpits, kneepits, he's kinda like pooter.

Armpits? lol This is probably a thing but I'll leave that to someone else to google. I am hoping they shave.

02-21-2017 , 03:34 PM

#997

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

the end is near

lol
No wonder peoples confidence in the establishment is dropping. Nothing more important to do, Iceland overlord?

Racist!

02-21-2017 , 03:36 PM

#998

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,361

I dont understand. You wanna say that pineapple on a pizza is not important issue?

Silly Silly Americans.

Im ready to fight for pineapple as a topping if some silly politician do the same in Croaia.

Axe in car.