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Old 02-19-2017, 12:30 PM   #901
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Dude, we play at Pokerstars, Sammy's not gonna deposit on some scam Gipsy site.


yeh, pokerstars limited to 2 entrances per stake, do we play or what you little sammy?
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Old 02-19-2017, 12:47 PM   #902
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yeh, pokerstars limited to 2 entrances per stake, do we play or what you little sammy?
25/50plo full buy-in 2 tables. That's $10k FarnFarn, if you got the money, then we play.
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Old 02-19-2017, 01:22 PM   #903
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Old 02-19-2017, 01:36 PM   #904
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1. Good morning sunday
2. Good morning BBV
3. Good morning Sammy losing his bankroll to Franny
4. LOLphismus lets meme their chatbox
5. lol
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Old 02-19-2017, 01:36 PM   #905
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Sammy, when are you off to save the world? And were are they sending you to save the world?
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Old 02-19-2017, 01:38 PM   #906
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In Sammy's cellar ldo
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Old 02-19-2017, 01:41 PM   #907
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Franny you can do this!!
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Old 02-19-2017, 01:47 PM   #908
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Sammy, when are you off to save the world? And were are they sending you to save the world?
Tuesday, classified information (Germany will unfortunately be one of the places)
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Old 02-19-2017, 01:51 PM   #909
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In Sammy's cellar ldo
Brewed in accordance with the Bavarian purity law of 1516.
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Old 02-19-2017, 01:51 PM   #910
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Kessa = big red ants
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Old 02-19-2017, 01:56 PM   #911
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Tuesday, classified information (Germany will unfortunately be one of the places)
Are you away from home for 2 months, or flying in/flying out?
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Old 02-19-2017, 01:59 PM   #912
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Are you away from home for 2 months, or flying in/flying out?
Will probably be home a few days during that period. Gf will be joining Sammy for a few days on some of the trips as well.
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Old 02-19-2017, 02:01 PM   #913
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Will probably be home a few days during that period. Gf will be joining Sammy for a few days on some of the trips as well.
Who am I going to give **** while you are away?
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Old 02-19-2017, 02:01 PM   #914
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They are fine with conjugal visits? Where can i send my application?
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Old 02-19-2017, 02:04 PM   #915
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Who am I going to give **** while you are away?
FranFran, FWWM, TBH, Morph. In that order.

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They are fine with conjugal visits? Where can i send my application?
Magic beans
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Old 02-19-2017, 02:04 PM   #916
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They are fine with conjugal visits? Where can i send my application?
Is Sammy going to jail and pretending he's actually off to save the world?

I imagine jails in Denmark to be like the 4 seasons.
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Old 02-19-2017, 02:09 PM   #917
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Denmarkians get treated like delicate flowers. Thanks socialism!
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Old 02-19-2017, 02:53 PM   #918
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**** you sammy, when I joined all little bumhunters came in, noone from Denmark. You little liar. I made silly regs cry.
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Old 02-19-2017, 03:10 PM   #919
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**** you sammy, when I joined all little bumhunters came in, noone from Denmark. You little liar. I made silly regs cry.
Sammy meant the play money stakes
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Old 02-19-2017, 03:33 PM   #920
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Old 02-19-2017, 03:36 PM   #921
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#RIPSammy
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Old 02-19-2017, 03:39 PM   #922
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25/50plo full buy-in 2 tables. That's $10k FarnFarn, if you got the money, then we play.


I have the money but not the access.

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Old 02-19-2017, 04:10 PM   #923
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Sammy made a suicide after not showing up on a plo match. True Japanese soldier.
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Old 02-19-2017, 04:38 PM   #924
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He'll start posting under Handsome just to mix things up. No worries.
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Old 02-19-2017, 04:52 PM   #925
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Thats not sammy then.. silly Majik
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