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Old 02-10-2017, 02:06 PM   #401
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Sammy was in the backseat getting drunk with a guy from work. Third guy didn't want to drink, so he got to drive all 900km. Sammy spilled beer on his pants and all over the seat. Guy from work and Sammy took their pants off. We stopped at a rest area with a shop and a gas station. Guy and Sammy went in shop to get vodka and sandwiches only wearing our underwear. German girls behind the counter giggled. Company car smells of beer. Lots of German cities are called Ausfahrt.
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Old 02-10-2017, 03:10 PM   #404
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Sammy left the Danish rivers unguarded?!
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Old 02-10-2017, 03:25 PM   #405
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Sammy got drunk on the Autobahn today.
Did you tell the RWTH guys how it is?
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Old 02-10-2017, 03:30 PM   #406
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They believed everything Sammy told them. German students are very gullible.
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Old 02-10-2017, 03:44 PM   #407
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hehe, they are!
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Old 02-10-2017, 03:52 PM   #408
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hehe, they are!
Klaus said that most of them didn't even drink alcohol on weekdays. Klaus had missed Sammy and got drunk every night Sammy was there. Sammy is a good influence on Klaus. Klaus will be back in Denmark again soon. Klaus can't wait.

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Old 02-10-2017, 04:14 PM   #409
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Klaus said that most of them didn't even drink alcohol on weekdays. Klaus had missed Sammy and got drunk every night Sammy was there. Sammy is a good influence on Klaus. Klaus will be back in Denmark again soon. Klaus can't wait.
It finally dawned on me:

Sammy is a combination of Bob Dole and Donald Trump.
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Old 02-10-2017, 04:37 PM   #410
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3... 2... 1...
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Old 02-10-2017, 04:41 PM   #411
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Count down Morph, right now!
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Old 02-10-2017, 04:57 PM   #412
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lol
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Old 02-10-2017, 05:48 PM   #413
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i will drink them all tn
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Old 02-10-2017, 06:08 PM   #414
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i will drink both restaurant and orchestre
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Old 02-10-2017, 06:13 PM   #415
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Restaurants and orchestras are no liquids Fran...
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Old 02-10-2017, 06:21 PM   #416
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i will drink both restaurant and orchestre
Smoking allowed at the table. What 3rd world country are you in Fram?
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Old 02-10-2017, 06:37 PM   #417
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Old 02-10-2017, 06:39 PM   #418
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Morph has the worst taste in music ever.
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Old 02-10-2017, 06:40 PM   #419
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Smoking allowed at the table. What 3rd world country are you in Fram?
I'm going to Japan in two weeks and there they still have hotel rooms where you're allowed to smoke.
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Old 02-10-2017, 06:40 PM   #420
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Morph has the worst taste in music ever.
...you didn't even listen.
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Old 02-10-2017, 06:43 PM   #421
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Smoking allowed at the table. What 3rd world country are you in Fram?


denmarkian nit
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Old 02-10-2017, 06:54 PM   #422
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...you didn't even listen.
Sammy listened for 5-6sec. Sammy didn't hear a guitar. Sammy didn't need to listen more, he knew right away it was bad. Sammy stopped the video.
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Old 02-10-2017, 06:57 PM   #423
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I'm going to Japan in two weeks and there they still have hotel rooms where you're allowed to smoke.
Please report back to Sammy what you think of the funny toilets. Pics will be appreciated.
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Old 02-10-2017, 07:00 PM   #424
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Oh I'm sure I'll enjoy these.
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Old 02-10-2017, 07:03 PM   #425
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They sell them in Denmark now. Sammy's seriously considering getting one.
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