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04-06-2010 , 03:24 PM

#3776

sumey

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Originally Posted by BoC34

most of us are not old enough to remember this tv show (i shouldn't be). for some reason i vaguely recall seeing reruns on tv. i just googled it and apparently the show started in the 1960s.

Yeah I kind of guessed that a lot of people here wouldn't have heard of it. Damn I'm only in my 30s, I'm not that ancient!

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04-06-2010 , 03:26 PM

#3777

waow

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Originally Posted by sumey

Yeah I kind of guessed that a lot of people here wouldn't have heard of it. Damn I'm only in my 30s, I'm not that ancient!

wait do you actually think jalex's name is colombo

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04-06-2010 , 03:35 PM

#3778

alexstat

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Originally Posted by jalexand42

Hello Colombo,

Thank you for your email, we appreciate your input.

Allow me to apologize for the delay in getting back to you. This particular case was quite involved and more time than usual was required for reaching a resolution.

We have concluded that the actions of 'MilitiaRusha', 'RoSeeker', 'StoppedClock' and 'breeezzz' violated the integrity of our games. They have been informed that they are no longer welcome to play on PokerStars.

We were unable to find any indication that 'RongRong' was involved in this case, or in any way related to the other players. He/she appears to simply be an unrelated player who legitimately lost funds to 'MilitiaRusha'.

The integrity of the games at PokerStars is of paramount importance to us and we will not abide unfair play in our games. We work hard to police our games to assure our players of a fair, secure place to play.

Please accept our thanks for your timely report and continued play here on PokerStars. Please do not hesitate to let us know any time we can be of help.

Best Regards,

M
Collusion Investigation Team
PokerStars Game Security

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04-06-2010 , 03:35 PM

#3779

sjp507

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Jalex inserts a different detective's name each time he gets stars email, its witty until you have to explain it to ******s itt ^^^

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04-06-2010 , 04:56 PM

#3780

Merby

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Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 130

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Originally Posted by PokerPrince

Ok seriously, this thread is so epic long and I think it's time for some cliff notes, or at LEAST a reference to the page where cliff notes are. Thanks in advance.

You guys who keep begging for cliff notes are too lazy to READ THE FIRST POST. Generally epic long threads will have mods edit in the cliff note reference into the first post.

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04-06-2010 , 05:14 PM

#3781

Merby

centurion

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Originally Posted by jalexand42

Hello Colombo,

Thank you for your email, we appreciate your input.

Allow me to apologize for the delay in getting back to you. This particular case was quite involved and more time than usual was required for reaching a resolution.

We have concluded that the actions of 'MilitiaRusha', 'RoSeeker', 'StoppedClock' and 'breeezzz' violated the integrity of our games. They have been informed that they are no longer welcome to play on PokerStars.

We were unable to find any indication that 'RongRong' was involved in this case, or in any way related to the other players. He/she appears to simply be an unrelated player who legitimately lost funds to 'MilitiaRusha'.

The integrity of the games at PokerStars is of paramount importance to us and we will not abide unfair play in our games. We work hard to police our games to assure our players of a fair, secure place to play.

Please accept our thanks for your timely report and continued play here on PokerStars. Please do not hesitate to let us know any time we can be of help.

Best Regards,

M
Collusion Investigation Team
PokerStars Game Security

How could they not figure out that RongRong wasn't in the rong too? And why didn't I not use more negatives in the previous sentence?

My brain is fried from reading the last 50 pages, so I hope you'll forgive my limp attempt at humour.

EDIT: Just for clarification, I was merely trying to make a joke and don't think RongRong was actually in the wrong at all.

Last edited by Merby; 04-06-2010 at 05:16 PM. Reason: Seeing as I added the reason for my edit in the edited portion of my post, I am leaving this blank -- beyond this explanation

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04-06-2010 , 05:18 PM

#3782

sumey

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Originally Posted by waow

wait do you actually think jalex's name is colombo

I don't know, but it's not his stars sn, he gave that out earlier in the thread.

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04-06-2010 , 05:20 PM

#3783

foal

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Originally Posted by waow

wait do you actually think jalex's name is colombo

wait are you really hermoine or no?

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04-06-2010 , 05:22 PM

#3784

plesner

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Originally Posted by starrazz

Congratulations on the official recognition of your investigation. Thank you again for helping promote sportsmanship and fair play in poker. Now that Pokerstars has concurred in your verdict, could you please facilitate with admo a "crime prevention" webpage for each of these thieves?

This those scammers should suffer for ever in real life for what they did. No sympathy for scum like them. Those as.shole's should be thrown in a jail cell with molester's.

Last edited by plesner; 04-06-2010 at 05:30 PM.

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04-06-2010 , 05:25 PM

#3785

sumey

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Originally Posted by sjp507

Jalex inserts a different detective's name each time he gets stars email, its witty until you have to explain it to ******s itt ^^^

Is being a w@nker something you work hard at or does it just flow?

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04-06-2010 , 05:31 PM

#3786

Sugar Nut

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Originally Posted by jalexand42

We have concluded that the actions of 'MilitiaRusha', 'RoSeeker', 'StoppedClock' and 'breeezzz' violated the integrity of our games. They have been informed that they are no longer welcome to play on PokerStars.

For RoSeeker's sake I hope he transferred all of his funds to "his highschool friend's" account "Nostalgica", since he appears to still be welcome to play on PokerStars.

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04-06-2010 , 05:35 PM

#3787

ludacris

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Originally Posted by sumey

Is being a w@nker something you work hard at or does it just flow?

did you really think wanker was in the swear filter? lol, I guess his comment was justified.

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04-06-2010 , 05:39 PM

#3788

starrazz

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Originally Posted by plesner

This those scammers should suffer for ever in real life for what they did. No sympathy for scum like them. Those as.shole's should be thrown in a jail cell with molester's.

Gosh plesner, why would you torture the molestors like that? Having to listen to RoSeeker's poetry readings all day *shakes head*

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04-06-2010 , 05:57 PM

#3789

truejeff

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thank you breeze for making Canada look bad

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04-06-2010 , 06:02 PM

#3790

sumey

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Originally Posted by ludacris

did you really think wanker was in the swear filter? lol, I guess his comment was justified.

I neither knew nor cared. But now that I do know I feel like I've been truly enlightened, thank you forum pedant/internet nerd/white dutch boy with a rapper's name, really cool!

And if 'Colombo' had been spelt correctly it might have been more obvious.

Last edited by sumey; 04-06-2010 at 06:06 PM. Reason: inb4 did i really think you were dutch?

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04-06-2010 , 06:16 PM

#3791

da_fume

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No you're wrong, the fact that it was spelled wrong made it more obvious. Cue defensive remark.

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04-06-2010 , 06:26 PM

#3792

sumey

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Originally Posted by da_fume

No you're wrong, the fact that it was spelled wrong made it more obvious. Cue defensive remark.

Not to me it didn't. I haven't seen all these other emails where other detective names were used so all of this wasn't that obvious to me. I'm very sorry for my mistake.

/defensive remark

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04-06-2010 , 06:27 PM

#3793

ludacris

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cue personal attacks based on forum name and excuses for not understanding inferential remarks about retro pop culture that are really irrelevant...

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04-06-2010 , 06:35 PM

#3794

sjp507

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Originally Posted by ludacris

lol, I guess his comment was justified.

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Originally Posted by sumey

Is winning something you work hard at or does it just flow?

fyp, and it flows nice

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04-06-2010 , 06:37 PM

#3795

d0nk3y

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Originally Posted by Sugar Nut

For RoSeeker's sake I hope he transferred all of his funds to "his highschool friend's" account "Nostalgica", since he appears to still be welcome to play on PokerStars.

Good point.

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04-06-2010 , 06:41 PM

#3796

sumey

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Originally Posted by ludacris

cue personal attacks based on forum name and excuses for not understanding inferential remarks about retro pop culture that are really irrelevant...

Lol my life's too short for this. 'Personal attack' is rather strong. And as for the rest of that verbose drivel you wrote, it was not an excuse but a reason. Maybe you should focus more on poker than trying to be a smart alec on internet forums (and the same goes for me too, but I reckon to a lesser extent).

no more derailment from me..

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04-06-2010 , 06:48 PM

#3797

matti5

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Maybe has been posted before but I found it slightly amusing:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...&postcount=366

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04-06-2010 , 06:57 PM

#3798

sumey

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Originally Posted by sjp507

+1

fyp, and it flows nice

Winning what? Oh a minor internet dispute, mbn, or are you winning at something else that I don't know about?

I'm also guessing you're from the UK and from north of the watford gap amirite? Belly aching northerners are my favourites.