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01-17-2013 , 12:17 PM
Is this Cardinals FB a total troll?
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01-17-2013 , 12:18 PM
http://deadspin.com/5976734/cardinal...ead-girlfriend

I love how even deadspin is confused as hell about everything
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01-17-2013 , 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Dyenimator
You can confirm that it was a female right?
100%
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01-17-2013 , 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by rakeme
Not the case at all. I just watched one last night he was captain of the lacrosse team and the most popular kid in school and he got lied to by a guy pretending to be a girl for 2 years. But yea, this is definitely the most ****ed up story ever due to his notoriety.
Link?

FWIW I question his actual popularity since online dating makes no sense for somebody who is A) In school and B) popular. That's a far more efficient + convenient dating network than anything the Internet may provide.

And even if he was an athlete with decent social standing, that pales in comparison to somebody who has the celebrity status of Te'o. He surely could have most anybody he wants in the ND student body, so why bother with silly online BS?
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01-17-2013 , 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Nonfiction
http://deadspin.com/5976734/cardinal...ead-girlfriend

I love how even deadspin is confused as hell about everything
Dennis Green: "She was, who we thought she was."
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01-17-2013 , 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted by TheDean1
He surely could have most anybody he wants in the ND student body, so why bother with silly online BS?
You answered your own question before you asked it
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01-17-2013 , 12:28 PM
Believe the theory is he's the most naive and non-horny person alive.
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01-17-2013 , 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted by schu_22
That was one of the more interesting theories I heard, from a mental health professional even: Manti had trouble dealing with the death of his grandmother and needed more attention/sympathy/whatever to help cope, so he fabricated the death of his fake girlfriend in order to gain even more sympathy, which helped him cope.

I'm no psychiatrist or anything but it's an interesting theory
Or he didn't want have to deal with faking the emotional loss of his gf so he killed her off at a time when he was actually grieving.
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01-17-2013 , 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted by TheDean1
Link?

FWIW I question his actual popularity since online dating makes no sense for somebody who is A) In school and B) popular. That's a far more efficient + convenient dating network than anything the Internet may provide.

And even if he was an athlete with decent social standing, that pales in comparison to somebody who has the celebrity status of Te'o. He surely could have most anybody he wants in the ND student body, so why bother with silly online BS?
Which is why the gay theory seems so plausible to me. He has a long distance "girlfriend" which is why he isn't interested in any of the ND girls, and also enables him to flirt/talk to this "girlfriend" all the time without anyone being suspicious (like his teammates).
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01-17-2013 , 12:38 PM
A Paterno drop by SAS
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01-17-2013 , 12:40 PM
Stephen A dropping truth bombs
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01-17-2013 , 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted by ut2010
Believe the theory is he's the most naive and non-horny person alive.
really could go either way between gay and straight college male who just so happens to be uninterested in sex with hot college females.

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Originally Posted by Nonfiction
Which is why the gay theory seems so plausible to me. He has a long distance "girlfriend" which is why he isn't interested in any of the ND girls, and also enables him to flirt/talk to this "girlfriend" all the time without anyone being suspicious (like his teammates).
ya, that's what i was getting at. i think his range right now is gay, asexual, or sociopath. Maybe 2 of the 3.
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01-17-2013 , 12:40 PM
Skip clearly in NDs pocket
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01-17-2013 , 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by ClarkNasty
Skip clearly in NDs pocket
Well he did go off about not Skyping.
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01-17-2013 , 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by rafiki
Wow 15 pages.

Isn't the most likely scenario something like this:

1) One of his friends jumps on the grenade and assumes full responsability
2) He pretends to be really mad
3) He sticks to that story, and say as much to NFL scouts and staff
4) He gets drafted at worst by Carolina at 14, who figure he can't be much crazier than people who shoot others, do or sell drugs, etc...

I dunno, I think the ending of this isn't going to be as epic as many hope for. The really fun stuff is going to be the locker room talk, and the amazing jokes on the field we'll miss. The other thing is if his father is a giant homophobe, and he felt he had to invent this to keep his dad loving him. That would be pretty messed up too.
Carolina literally drafted a MLB in the first round last year. Why would they do so again?

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Originally Posted by ForumWithdrawal
"I wrote these letters back in '94."
"I'm not alive!"
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01-17-2013 , 12:43 PM
Interview with Jeremy Schaap isn't happening now.
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01-17-2013 , 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted by ClarkNasty
Skip clearly in NDs pocket
Not watching, but isn't Skip's schtick to take the stupidest, most contrarian side in every debate?
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01-17-2013 , 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by nath
Not watching, but isn't Skip's schtick to take the stupidest, most contrarian side in every debate?
ya skip is a horrible troll

not that i'm a fan but at least sas seems to believe what he says. skip is just ridiculously over the top at this point.
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01-17-2013 , 12:46 PM
To 2-7 offsuit, classic picture, hilarious

Dude is obviously gay or tried to build up a story for himself to get a higher profile & draft slot. Either one makes sense to me. For the latter, i don't really recall hearing much about him before he made this story up and his team started winning. Afterwards He had got all the way up to being the potential #1 pick before they got blew out in the bcs championship
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01-17-2013 , 12:47 PM
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DARNELL DOCKETT ‏@ddockett

@MTeo_5 bro we all make mistakes, **** it, Mann lets just go to KOD and ill find u what u looking for. You like midgets got a bad one 4 you.
he's the best
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01-17-2013 , 12:49 PM
The most ridiculous thing is that this fullback for the Cardinals comes out and says this Lennay girl is a real person and has met her and has had a relationship with her!! Even throws Polamalu's name into it. This story just gets more and more amazing.
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01-17-2013 , 12:49 PM
The sicker thing is by covering this up until after the bcs game, how much money people would have saved or won for that matter if they came out with this before the game. I wanted ND to win but if i found out about this before the game, i would have definitely switched sides to alabama
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01-17-2013 , 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted by horrorshow83
Dude's getting paid, right?
Friend takes full responsibility, and 50% of his signing bonus is my guess. If I was Manti, it would feel like a good deal at the moment.
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01-17-2013 , 12:51 PM
If this really was a hoax, why doesn't Te'o just release his phone records to show that he really was talking to someone every night?
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01-17-2013 , 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by El Rata
yup
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