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The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: No smocking guns. The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: No smocking guns.

11-19-2017 , 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted by jalfrezi
You might struggle to find anyone outside Russia to accept him.
Make Zimbabwe Great Again
11-19-2017 , 01:54 PM


https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonal...03108146892801

Stupid dirty compromised whore.

By the way his two tweets previous to this are him retweeting thanks from van susstren and Morgan for thanking him for walking back the elephant import changes he should have never made in the first place.

His self awareness may have the highest negative score ever.
11-19-2017 , 01:58 PM
PRAISE ME OR ROT IN JAIL
11-19-2017 , 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by markksman


https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonal...03108146892801

Stupid dirty compromised whore.
There's just so many ways to describe Trump as a terrible human being.
11-19-2017 , 01:59 PM
I can't stop laughing
11-19-2017 , 02:02 PM
Can we get Donald vs LaVar in some form of combat? They've both been on Monday Night Raw....
11-19-2017 , 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted by LostOstrich
PRAISE ME OR ROT IN JAIL
the message is clear
11-19-2017 , 02:28 PM
There's some march for PR going in DC.

What tweet is coming?
11-19-2017 , 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted by markksman


https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonal...03108146892801
Can someone translate this to English for me? Is Trump saying shoplifting is no big deal? Is LaVar? Everything about him is so pathetic.
11-19-2017 , 02:46 PM
I agree with Trump. He should have left them in jail and then sent the rest of the Ball family to join them. He was really close to earning my 2020 vote but he screwed it up as usual.
11-19-2017 , 02:51 PM
[TWEET]Little ballers Lavar and LiAngelo are BIG FAILURES! There clothing brand is so terrible that they choose to steal other clothing brands products! SAD![/TWEET
11-19-2017 , 03:18 PM
I, for one, am surprised Trump is feuding with another black public figure.
11-19-2017 , 03:37 PM
100% he included those first names in order to trigger deplorables.
11-19-2017 , 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul D
There's some march for PR going in DC.

What tweet is coming?
I really really want him to try and take on Lin Manuel Miranda.
11-19-2017 , 04:52 PM
The thing is, it would be hard to top Hamilton as a political drama, but I think I have solid, nay a great, idea, Trump! The Musical. He could write a Part I now, subtitled, "The **** Show So Far," or he can wait until it's all over, and call it, "Trump: Revenge of the Idiots" or something.

This is a legit billion-dollar idea and I want a cut.
11-19-2017 , 04:56 PM
Doing comic media about Trump? Groundbreaking! Cut that man a check.
11-19-2017 , 05:10 PM
As an intellectual property lawyer, I demand a cut! (Though, as an intellectual property lawyer, I am well aware I am not entitled to a cut. Still a great idea for Lin-Manuel to do a Trump musical.)
11-19-2017 , 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted by simplicitus
The thing is, it would be hard to top Hamilton as a political drama, but I think I have solid, nay a great, idea, Trump! The Musical. He could write a Part I now, subtitled, "The **** Show So Far," or he can wait until it's all over, and call it, "Trump: Revenge of the Idiots" or something.

This is a legit billion-dollar idea and I want a cut.
A BLM activist enters stage left, a MAGA chud from stage right. BLM sings ineptly raps a verse from John Brown's Body, MAGA ineptly raps a verse from Battle Hymn of the Republic, they duet for the chorus.

Harding, Nixon and Jackson sing "The Worst Of US", detailing how sure, they were bad, but... Much play is made on Harding's first name and middle initial.

I think Trump would have to be the protagonist, and make it a reverse Christmas Carol thing, where he's visited in turn by the ghosts of Washington, Lincoln and Kennedy, (do Reagan as the Marley figure I guess) and eventually persuaded to resign.
11-19-2017 , 05:29 PM
How does a bastard, abused, son of a slum-lord and a
Scots-woman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the middle of Queens near Providence, poverished, in moral squalor
Grow up to be an anti-hero and a con-man?

The billion-dollar leering reality star from an abusive father
Got a lot farther by scammin a lot harder
By bein’ a con-man
By lyin' like a Manafort rug
By fourteen, they placed him in military school cause of his behavior

And every day while people were marchin for rights,
being carted to jail across the way, he struggled and kept his guard up
Inside, he was longing for something to leverage a part of
The brother was ready to beg, steal, borrow, lie, cheat, con, threaten, barter, or settle

Then 90's came, property values declined, devastation reigned
Our man saw his future drip, drippin’ down the drain
Put a pencil to his temple, connected it to his brain
And he wrote his first refrain, a testament to his pain

Well the word got around, they said, “This guy is incompetent, man!”
Took up a collection just to send him out of Atlantic City
Saddled his lenders with the debt, but wrote off one-billion
The world’s gonna know your name! What’s your name, man?"

Donald Trump [long trombone note]
My name is Donald Trump [trombone note]
And there’s a million things I've yet to defile
But just you wait, just you wait

This is version is not yet suitable for Broadway, but it practically writes itself.

Last edited by simplicitus; 11-19-2017 at 05:37 PM.
11-19-2017 , 05:35 PM
Simplicitus,

11-19-2017 , 05:56 PM
It's a shame Conspiracy Of Fools has already been used because that's a pretty good name for this administration
11-19-2017 , 06:04 PM
"I should have left them in jail!"
- The President of the United States of America
11-19-2017 , 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by JoltinJake
"I should have left them in jail!"
- The President of the United States of America
11-19-2017 , 06:17 PM
Glad I'm not the only Hamilton fan in here. Now who has seen it?

More than a few times in Chicago, once in New York, and once in LA here.
11-19-2017 , 06:29 PM
Have seen about half of Hamilton on youtube, will probably see it when it comes to So. Cal.

The video of the original performance at the White House when only the first song had been written is impressive. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8_ARd4oKiI Lin-Manuel had been invited to the performance night due to the relative success of In the Heights.

      
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