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Old 02-17-2009, 07:12 PM   #551
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good one

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Old 02-17-2009, 08:12 PM   #552
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Kittens by Kittens!!! (Narrated by Barack Obama)
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Old 02-17-2009, 08:44 PM   #553
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Possibly one of the most hilarious CNN.com front pages I've ever seen:

Spoiler:
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Old 02-17-2009, 08:56 PM   #554
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the anticipation you build up by using the spoiler function is some expert level posting there Taso.
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Old 02-17-2009, 09:10 PM   #555
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Old 02-17-2009, 09:19 PM   #556
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Wtf is this ****ty content doing in the LC thread? I need someone to blame, and someone to ban. And that someone is:

Taso.

Why the hell did you need to specify that the book not be written by a white supremacist? Ban so you can consider your sins.
I see Elliot is modding more and more like me every day.
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Old 02-17-2009, 09:25 PM   #557
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Taso, I should ban you again for missing Bristol Palin: Abstinence for teens 'not realistic'

LOLZ!
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Old 02-17-2009, 09:28 PM   #558
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Tsao,

A+
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Old 02-17-2009, 09:29 PM   #559
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Taso, I should ban you again for missing Bristol Palin: Abstinence for teens 'not realistic'

LOLZ!
LOL, I missed that, too.



On my way to CNN.com...
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Old 02-18-2009, 12:59 AM   #560
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Taso, I should ban you again for missing Bristol Palin: Abstinence for teens 'not realistic'

lol I saw that earlier today and had a good laugh, but I was trying to keep my highlighting topical.

LOLZ!
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Tsao,

A+
wtf is this ship
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Old 02-18-2009, 01:02 AM   #561
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wtf is this ship
I suspect the latter is either a result of:



or

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Old 02-18-2009, 01:04 AM   #562
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Its this:

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Old 02-18-2009, 01:04 AM   #563
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lol, it wasn't until I got back to the forum index that I went "ohhhhh, general TSAO's CHICKEN!!" (Mostly because we're I'm from its General Tso's, but also because I'm dumb)
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Old 02-18-2009, 01:05 AM   #564
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It's usually Tso's, but I still thought chicken when I saw "Tsao."
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Old 02-18-2009, 01:07 AM   #565
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are you flirting with me, now?
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Old 02-18-2009, 01:08 AM   #566
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No, I'm calling you a chicken.
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Old 02-18-2009, 01:10 AM   #567
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Old 02-18-2009, 01:13 AM   #568
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Taso chicken looks delicious.
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Old 02-18-2009, 01:22 AM   #569
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at least you spelled my ****ing name right this time, alaw.
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Old 02-18-2009, 01:42 AM   #570
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Taso chicken looks delicious.
too stringy IMO get stuck in your teeth
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Old 02-18-2009, 02:16 AM   #571
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So basically in preparation for the imminent collapse, we should be following most of the "10 Commandments" of John Titor, the time traveler from 2036 who posted on forums in 2000-2001, right?


1. Do not eat or use products from any animal that is fed and eats parts of its own dead.
2. Do not kiss or have intimate relations with anyone you do not know.
3. Learn basic sanitation and water purification.
4. Be comfortable around firearms. Learn to shoot and clean a gun.
5. Get a good first aid kit and learn to use it.
6. Find 5 people within 100 miles that you trust with your life and stay in contact with them.
7. Get a copy of the US Constitution and read it.
8. Eat less.
9. Get a bicycle and two sets of spare tires. Ride it 10 miles a week.
10. Consider what you would bring with you if you had to leave your home in 10 min. and never return.
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Old 02-18-2009, 02:25 AM   #572
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So basically in preparation for the imminent collapse, we should be following most of the "10 Commandments" of John Titor, the time traveler from 2036 who posted on forums in 2000-2001, right?


1. Do not eat or use products from any animal that is fed and eats parts of its own dead.
2. Do not kiss or have intimate relations with anyone you do not know.
3. Learn basic sanitation and water purification.
4. Be comfortable around firearms. Learn to shoot and clean a gun.
5. Get a good first aid kit and learn to use it.
6. Find 5 people within 100 miles that you trust with your life and stay in contact with them.
7. Get a copy of the US Constitution and read it.
8. Eat less.
9. Get a bicycle and two sets of spare tires. Ride it 10 miles a week.
10. Consider what you would bring with you if you had to leave your home in 10 min. and never return.
I think about this every now and then.
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Old 02-18-2009, 02:33 AM   #573
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lol John Titor predicted a lot of things
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Old 02-18-2009, 04:20 AM   #574
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ANYWHOOOOO
That was super LOL, why would you try to stop it, do you hate freedom?! I think you do.
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Old 02-18-2009, 05:44 AM   #575
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lol John Titor predicted a lot of things
When I say "imminent collapse" I mean the obvious imminent collapse, nothing to do with Titor's predictions. When we go all Mad Max, most of those 10 are good advice.

And anyway Titor was correct about everything, we're just on a different worldline.
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