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just went to put some beer in the fridge and did a double take on a jar of pickles (LC/NC NSFW) just went to put some beer in the fridge and did a double take on a jar of pickles (LC/NC NSFW)

07-21-2010 , 06:41 AM
On a scale of 0-1 she is a 1 imo thats all that matters.


is that a 20p btw?


Quote:
Originally Posted by Bacon
PS: Dave when you want/need your monies?
As long as you ship by a few days before I leave (the 10th) it doesn't really matter when. 2% = $120.60, davidv1213 (Aberdour) stars, sluggy27 (A, turtle) ftp.
07-21-2010 , 07:01 AM
Why is she showing a very small condom in the 2nd pic???
07-21-2010 , 09:17 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bumblebee99
+1

So 7 obv.
hes not talking about the guy in pic #2 BB...

she's pretty cute...id say 6 or 7
07-21-2010 , 10:09 AM
If you just posted photo #3, maybe an 8 ... but photo #1 with the goop on the chin ... not so cute ...
07-21-2010 , 03:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by obviously.bogus
If you just posted photo #3, maybe an 8 ... but photo #1 with the goop on the chin ... not so cute ...
My eye sight is pretty terrible without my contacts in lol. had to put on my glasses to notice wtf you were talking about.

Quote:
Originally Posted by davidv1213
On a scale of 0-1 she is a 1 imo thats all that matters.


is that a 20p btw?
I agree, the 0-1 scale is much more useful.

And yeah, that guy with her is a brit citizen that plays for our uni team.
07-21-2010 , 03:41 PM
I'd tap that until I was exhausted. Doesn't matter her rating.
07-21-2010 , 04:12 PM
chin goop itt
07-21-2010 , 04:32 PM
I wouldn't kick her out of the bed for eating crisps anyway.
Def a 7 1/2.
Beer goggle 10+
07-21-2010 , 04:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sheeprustler
I wouldn't kick her out of the bed for eating crisps anyway.
Def a 7 1/2.
Beer goggle 10+
with beer goggles (or in BB's case, wine-cooler goggles) she is DEF a 10
07-21-2010 , 05:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ice_W0lf
I've heard the iphone 4 has been a big pain........... hopefully apple pulls the iphone from att soon, then maybe my service will get better.
I would to have an Iphone4 w/ Version, ONE TIME!
07-21-2010 , 06:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by whydowe_fall
I'd tap that until I was exhausted. Doesn't matter her rating.
nomnomnom
07-21-2010 , 07:36 PM
how would she rate on the capello index?
07-21-2010 , 07:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bumblebee99
nomnomnom
seconded
07-22-2010 , 12:39 AM
The time to stop a session is when you stop and argue with yourself "wait a minute.. isn't the table being dealt backwards?"..

..and you aren't under the influence of anything.

Spoiler:
Unfortunately is was being dealt the correct way
07-22-2010 , 02:03 AM
I think there's midgets having a little party or something in my head
07-22-2010 , 02:06 AM
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee



Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $42.41
SB: $18.41
BB: $6.24
Hero (UTG): $54.84
MP: $17.76
CO: $82.68

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is UTG with T T
Hero raises to $0.85, 1 fold, CO calls $0.85, BTN calls $0.85, 1 fold, BB calls $0.60

Flop: ($3.50) T 2 7 (4 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $1.80, CO raises to $6, BTN folds, BB folds, Hero raises to $22, CO raises to $81.83 all in, Hero calls $31.99 all in

Turn: ($111.48) 4 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($111.48) A (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $111.48
Hero shows T T (a flush, Ace high)
CO shows 2 2 (three of a kind, Twos)
Hero wins $108.48
(Rake: $3.00)



Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: $5.31
Hero (BB): $111.57
UTG: $89.63
MP: $27.76
CO: $25.00
BTN: $16.73

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with 7 6
1 fold, MP raises to $0.50, 1 fold, BTN calls $0.50, SB calls $0.40, Hero calls $0.25

Flop: ($2.00) 8 5 4 (4 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, MP bets $2, BTN folds, SB folds, Hero raises to $7, MP raises to $27.26 all in, Hero calls $20.26

Turn: ($56.52) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($56.52) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $56.52
Hero shows 7 6 (a straight, Eight high)
MP shows 9 8 (a pair of Eights)
Hero wins $53.70
(Rake: $2.82)
07-22-2010 , 02:31 AM
love having notes on players in 3bet pots...

currently sitting w $172 at 25NL...HOF?

Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BTN): $128.88
SB: $6.68
BB: $25.00
UTG: $25.00
MP: $5.84
CO: $33.76

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BTN with Q Q
UTG raises to $0.75, 1 fold, CO calls $0.75, Hero raises to $3.30, 3 folds, CO calls $2.55

Flop: ($7.70) 6 J 2 (2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets $4.20, CO raises to $8.40, Hero calls $4.20

Turn: ($24.50) 7 (2 players)
CO bets $22.06 all in, Hero calls $22.06

River: ($68.62) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $68.62
Hero shows Q Q (a pair of Queens)
CO shows 6 A (a pair of Sixes)
Hero wins $65.62
(Rake: $3.00)
07-22-2010 , 06:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by whydowe_fall
I'd tap that until I was exhausted. Doesn't matter her rating.
+1

Based on football yesterday, I'm good for 5 maybe 10 minutes
07-22-2010 , 11:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bumblebee99
I think there's midgets having a little party or something in my head
nom!
07-22-2010 , 11:32 AM
I love how all the noms have to do with sex or alcohol...we should just name the next thread "sex and booze"
07-22-2010 , 03:47 PM
weeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Poker Stars $1.50+$0.25 No Limit Omaha Hi/Lo Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 7 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

CO: t3253 M = 72.29
Hero (BTN): t1405 M = 31.22
SB: t1090 M = 24.22
BB: t1137 M = 25.27
UTG: t2290 M = 50.89
UTG+1: t2985 M = 66.33
MP: t1340 M = 29.78

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is BTN with A 2 3 K
UTG calls t30, 3 folds, Hero raises to t120, 1 fold, BB calls t90, UTG calls t90

Flop: (t375) J 5 4 (3 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets t300, BB calls t300, UTG folds

Turn: (t975) A (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t985 all in, BB calls t717 all in

River: (t2409) J (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t2409
Hero shows A 2 3 K (HI: a straight, Ace to Five; LO: 5,4,3,2,A)
BB shows 2 5 A 8 (HI: two pair, Aces and Jacks; LO: 8,5,4,2,A)
Hero wins t1205
Hero wins t1204
07-22-2010 , 04:14 PM
sweet flop edge

ProPokerTools Omaha Hi/Lo Simulation
820 trials (Exhaustive)
board: j 5 4
Hand Pot equity Scoops Wins HiTies HiWins Lo Ties Lo
ad 2d 3c ks49.57% 210326109142425
as 2s 5d 8h50.43% 1753851090425

o wait
07-22-2010 , 04:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TBobLP
I love how all the noms have to do with sex or alcohol...we should just name the next thread "sex and booze"
What about

"Sex and Drugs and Plo8" as the next title?
07-22-2010 , 05:25 PM
don't abuse the fish...

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07-23-2010 , 11:18 AM
lol im super hungover...finished 3rd in a 27man home game and then 3rd in a person game last night...76cc no good vs red AK on 568 one club board...turn Tc...river a red K. second bust out hand i dont even remember lol. lolhungoveraments

also had a pretty sick dream that i will type out later when my head isnt trying to die

      
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