just went to put some beer in the fridge and did a double take on a jar of pickles (LC/NC NSFW)
07-10-2010
, 01:08 AM
07-10-2010
, 01:16 AM
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Beat (sometimes): Living 15 minutes from gf's parents.
Just loaded up my first sng session in 2 days and my gf gets a phone call "We're on our way over.. we'll be there in 5 minutes."
gf's parents are the type that find it rude if you do anything else but cater to your guests. I need to win the Sunday Million so I can move from here
Just loaded up my first sng session in 2 days and my gf gets a phone call "We're on our way over.. we'll be there in 5 minutes."
gf's parents are the type that find it rude if you do anything else but cater to your guests. I need to win the Sunday Million so I can move from here
15 minutes from your wife's parents.
You seem to hate it a lot more than me though ..... I don't mind it .... free dinner from time to time and can use their pool. They haven't really come over here like you describe though .... that could be annoying.
Might want a backup plan to winning the Sunday Million though.
07-10-2010
, 01:19 AM
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this sort of stuff is why i play cash games....except that for me its " hi dear, im the mother of your children and this one is crying and has been for the last 20 minutes...he's all yours......wait what? am i interrupting your poker".......DEATH STARES followed by dog house.
(she doesnt care that you are on the bubble or shorthanded at multiple tables and 5 minutes away from the game is gunna cost you $50-$100 in EV when your villians snap shove whilst you sit out and steal your blinds)
((at least i can run table ninja, maximise all tables stacked and use the detachable keyboard i got to stealthily play out my tables whilst walking around jiggling my kid....youngest is four months old and has apparently decided that you gotta stand up when you calm him...sitting even on a rocking chair is only limited value
)
(she doesnt care that you are on the bubble or shorthanded at multiple tables and 5 minutes away from the game is gunna cost you $50-$100 in EV when your villians snap shove whilst you sit out and steal your blinds)
((at least i can run table ninja, maximise all tables stacked and use the detachable keyboard i got to stealthily play out my tables whilst walking around jiggling my kid....youngest is four months old and has apparently decided that you gotta stand up when you calm him...sitting even on a rocking chair is only limited value
)
She really should care more I think ...... that's her money too.
07-10-2010
, 01:20 AM
07-10-2010
, 01:23 AM
07-10-2010
, 01:51 AM
07-10-2010
, 06:30 AM
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I live with gf... and too close to gf's parents. Sometimes it's a perk... others it's a big pain in the ass. When it comes to poker, they are a pain in the ass... esp since they are all about the Sunday dinner... ya know, Sunday.. the day with a ton of tournament equity and the day I get to get depressed about binking nothing
clutching at straws i guess.
i have friends who when i tell i'm grinding and need to concentrate, they call around anyway, turn on the tv and start talking chit.
grrrrrr.
07-10-2010
, 07:34 AM
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15 minutes from your wife's parents.
You seem to hate it a lot more than me though ..... I don't mind it .... free dinner from time to time and can use their pool. They haven't really come over here like you describe though .... that could be annoying.
Might want a backup plan to winning the Sunday Million though.
You seem to hate it a lot more than me though ..... I don't mind it .... free dinner from time to time and can use their pool. They haven't really come over here like you describe though .... that could be annoying.
Might want a backup plan to winning the Sunday Million though.
But the Million is already a backup plan for winning the wcoop me.. isn't that good enough???
I guess there is that whole getting a degree and moving thing too.+1... and nom
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Comments welcome!
Going to new york for the first time
Going to new york for the first time
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you can't just invent a job for sundays that would keep you gone for the day? like coaching or teaching? then grind it out at a friend's pad.
clutching at straws i guess.
i have friends who when i tell i'm grinding and need to concentrate, they call around anyway, turn on the tv and start talking chit.
grrrrrr.
clutching at straws i guess.
i have friends who when i tell i'm grinding and need to concentrate, they call around anyway, turn on the tv and start talking chit.
grrrrrr.
07-10-2010
, 07:50 AM
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This is super low stakes play chips. I'm only in it to test playing on an iPhone via remote desktop. It kind of works, but not well enough for serious play. First I only have the "RDP lite" program which doesn't have things like mouse drag enabled which makes using the slidey thing hard (Limit may not be so bad). And second, the screen resolution isn't that great, so I was zooming in, and activating the iPhone keypad which took half the screen, so I was totally 1st level thinking when I saw a FH on the turn ...
Poker Stars 300+20 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10/t20 Blinds - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com
BTN: t1120 M = 37.33
SB: t1390 M = 46.33
BB: t4530 M = 151
UTG: t2490 M = 83
MP: t2170 M = 72.33
Hero (CO): t1800 M = 60
Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is CO with 5
5
1 fold, MP raises to t100, Hero raises to t180, BTN calls t180, 1 fold, BB calls t160, MP calls t80
Flop: (t730) 8
8 J
(4 players)
BB checks, MP checks, Hero bets t200, BTN folds, BB folds, MP raises to t400, Hero calls t200
Turn: (t1530) 8 (2 players)
MP bets t320, Hero raises to t640, MP raises to t960, Hero raises to t1220 all in, MP calls t260
River: (t3970) J (2 players - 1 is all in)
Final Pot: t3970
MP shows 8 J (four of a kind, Eights)
Hero shows 5 5 (a full house, Eights full of Jacks)
MP wins t3970
Poker Stars 300+20 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10/t20 Blinds - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com
BTN: t1120 M = 37.33
SB: t1390 M = 46.33
BB: t4530 M = 151
UTG: t2490 M = 83
MP: t2170 M = 72.33
Hero (CO): t1800 M = 60
Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is CO with 5
51 fold, MP raises to t100, Hero raises to t180, BTN calls t180, 1 fold, BB calls t160, MP calls t80
Flop: (t730) 8
8 J (4 players)BB checks, MP checks, Hero bets t200, BTN folds, BB folds, MP raises to t400, Hero calls t200
Turn: (t1530) 8
(2 players)MP bets t320, Hero raises to t640, MP raises to t960, Hero raises to t1220 all in, MP calls t260
River: (t3970) J
(2 players - 1 is all in)Final Pot: t3970
MP shows 8
J (four of a kind, Eights)Hero shows 5
5 (a full house, Eights full of Jacks)MP wins t3970
Annnnd, pics of iphone grinding one time??
07-10-2010
, 11:02 AM
07-10-2010
, 11:51 AM
Lol deadmoneyaments
Poker Stars $3.00+$0.30 Pot Limit Omaha Hi/Lo Tournament - t50/t100 Blinds - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com
UTG: t1360 M = 9.07
UTG+1: t8540 M = 56.93
UTG+2: t2148 M = 14.32
MP1: t4532 M = 30.21
MP2: t4320 M = 28.80
CO: t9000 M = 60
BTN: t7423 M = 49.49
SB: t3700 M = 24.67
Hero (BB): t2870 M = 19.13
Pre Flop: (t150) Hero is BB with T 8 A 2
1 fold, UTG+1 calls t100, UTG+2 calls t100, 2 folds, CO raises to t550, BTN calls t550, SB calls t500, Hero raises to t2870 all in, 2 folds, CO raises to t9000 all in, 2 folds
Flop: (t7040) 4 7 J (2 players - 2 are all in)
Turn: (t7040) 5 (2 players - 2 are all in)
River: (t7040) 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)
Final Pot: t7040
CO shows A 9 6 A (HI: a pair of Aces; LO: 7,6,5,4,A)
Hero shows T 8 A 2 (HI: a straight, Seven to Jack; LO: 7,5,4,2,A)
Hero wins t3520
Hero wins t3520
bb if you want to play this tomorrow I'll stake you (double stack and v slow structure and the players are awesomely bad
)
sweet setup bogus
Poker Stars $3.00+$0.30 Pot Limit Omaha Hi/Lo Tournament - t50/t100 Blinds - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com
UTG: t1360 M = 9.07
UTG+1: t8540 M = 56.93
UTG+2: t2148 M = 14.32
MP1: t4532 M = 30.21
MP2: t4320 M = 28.80
CO: t9000 M = 60
BTN: t7423 M = 49.49
SB: t3700 M = 24.67
Hero (BB): t2870 M = 19.13
Pre Flop: (t150) Hero is BB with T
8 A 21 fold, UTG+1 calls t100, UTG+2 calls t100, 2 folds, CO raises to t550, BTN calls t550, SB calls t500, Hero raises to t2870 all in, 2 folds, CO raises to t9000 all in, 2 folds
Flop: (t7040) 4
7 J (2 players - 2 are all in)Turn: (t7040) 5
(2 players - 2 are all in)River: (t7040) 9
(2 players - 2 are all in)Final Pot: t7040
CO shows A
9 6 A (HI: a pair of Aces; LO: 7,6,5,4,A)Hero shows T
8 A 2 (HI: a straight, Seven to Jack; LO: 7,5,4,2,A)Hero wins t3520
Hero wins t3520
| ProPokerTools Omaha Hi/Lo Simulation |
| 1,086,008 trials (Exhaustive) |
| Hand | Pot equity | Scoops | Wins Hi | Ties Hi | Wins Lo | Ties Lo |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| ah 2h 8d ts | 45.23% | 308,977 | 385,096 | 264 | 389,984 | 35,208 |
| ac ad 6d 9d | 54.77% | 410,263 | 700,648 | 264 | 144,912 | 35,208 |
bb if you want to play this tomorrow I'll stake you (double stack and v slow structure and the players are awesomely bad
)sweet setup bogus
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, 11:57 AM
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, 06:37 PM
lol
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