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just went to put some beer in the fridge and did a double take on a jar of pickles (LC/NC NSFW) just went to put some beer in the fridge and did a double take on a jar of pickles (LC/NC NSFW)

07-28-2010 , 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Leroy2DaBeroy
Don't want to clutter up the pic thread, but for anyone interested, the pic I posted there includes the top half of my beer bottle collection.

This is the full collection (as of about a year and a half ago, iirc.) It's expanded since then, LDO.

Pretty cool collection imo. im def going to do something like this when i get my own place. That and iv told my gf that if we ever get a place im building a table out of some sort of alcohol container and a sheet of glass. Dont ask me how this will happen but it will. She can do all the curtains **** while i work on drinking lots and engineering an awesome [slightly dangerous and unstable] table
07-28-2010 , 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted by crazyfool1985
Pretty cool collection imo. im def going to do something like this when i get my own place. That and iv told my gf that if we ever get a place im building a table out of some sort of alcohol container and a sheet of glass. Dont ask me how this will happen but it will. She can do all the curtains **** while i work on drinking lots and engineering an awesome [slightly dangerous and unstable] table
aren't you a welder? Common, just find the 100 most exotic beer/liquor cans and weld table legs out of them and put on a glass sheet.
07-28-2010 , 05:03 PM
then you can dance too on your welded beer table.
07-28-2010 , 05:11 PM
Pictures of dancing on future beer table or GTFO.
07-28-2010 , 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted by whydowe_fall
Pictures of dancing on future beer table or GTFO.
Word.
07-28-2010 , 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted by crazyfool1985
Hate to give the generic answer but This site is the nuts for stars vpp questions


But as im nice ill tell you that

NL10 6max = 2.5k hands
NL10 FR = 3.75k hands
NL25 6 max = slightly over 1 k hands
NL25 FR = 1.5k hands
With the micromania bonus running you can earn that in about 2 hours 4 tabling deepstack .05/.10 plo.
07-28-2010 , 09:31 PM
omg omg omg

i just pulled off my first trifecta!

Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: $26.64
Hero (BB): $56.10
UTG: $70.20
MP: $7.85
CO: $25.35
BTN: $46.35

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with 4 3
3 folds, BTN calls $0.25, 1 fold, Hero checks

Flop: ($0.60) 5 A 2 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $0.50, Hero raises to $1.50, BTN calls $1

Turn: ($3.60) 6 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $1.50, Hero raises to $4, BTN calls $2.50

River: ($11.60) J (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $5, Hero requests TIME, Hero raises to $20, BTN calls $15

Final Pot: $51.60
Hero shows 4 3 (a straight, Six high)
BTN mucks A 6
Hero wins $49.02
(Rake: $2.58)
07-28-2010 , 09:59 PM
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Originally Posted by TBobLP
River: ... Hero requests TIME
This was the best part !!!
07-29-2010 , 05:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by crazyfool1985
Hate to give the generic answer but This site is the nuts for stars vpp questions


But as im nice ill tell you that

NL10 6max = 2.5k hands
NL10 FR = 3.75k hands
NL25 6 max = slightly over 1 k hands
NL25 FR = 1.5k hands
thanks sir, link is awesome too as i was clueless about vpp's etc
07-29-2010 , 05:16 PM
Anyone got a shedload of cash I can have? Bout half a mil should do.
07-29-2010 , 05:44 PM
i told you that i would do an insurance scam with you with a 50/50 split but you must be too incompetant to scam your work.


Also please tell me that theres some weird story behind this like you got caught doing something illegal, you need 1/2 mill for bail

i cant think of how you are posting from jail though
07-29-2010 , 05:46 PM
lolol, did you ever play sky poker bumble?
07-29-2010 , 05:52 PM
nah just fancied a party.

and a new car.

and a house.

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Originally Posted by Mark89er
lolol, did you ever play sky poker bumble?
not yet, keep meaning to have a bash tho.
07-29-2010 , 06:11 PM
your new avatar is really annoying >
07-29-2010 , 06:14 PM
Yeah I agree, it's a bit epilepsy inducing.

I'll change it tomorrow now - the thought of it was better than in actuality.

Not as annoying as purple smiley face though

well maybe.
07-30-2010 , 01:47 PM
BUMP

pretty sure NIPSMAN shipped a $12 180 for a friend of mine by playing out the final table for him...was kind of HOF
07-30-2010 , 03:11 PM
sigh, two glasses of cava, literally blows my ****ing head off, and puts me to sleep to work up a grumpy bastard! Saintbury's version, cost £4.5, had half bottle, boommmmm, £2.25=drunkage, AWESOMENESS imo
07-30-2010 , 08:06 PM
omg so many nits on ipoker. literally spent 20 mins trying to find a flippament for £9.52 - eventually played 4 'proper' hands with someone out of sheer boredom until QQ>88.
07-31-2010 , 06:53 AM
Penalties can be the theme of the week...
http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/...article/20349/
07-31-2010 , 09:54 AM
Are we doing a monthly thread of 10 pages style. If monthly mods should be searching for noms. I dont think there were many but i think one was gold
07-31-2010 , 09:59 AM
I think this covers the nomed posts. I think its obvious what the winner is but its up to mods to decide

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Originally Posted by bumblebee99
I think there's midgets having a little party or something in my head
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Originally Posted by whydowe_fall
Good lord man, you're a mod! Learn to multi-quote!
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Originally Posted by TBobLP
50% of my life is spent drunk or hungover in a somewhat unsatisfying ratio
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Originally Posted by whydowe_fall
One person saw my boobs. It was a girl.
07-31-2010 , 11:12 AM
TBob IMO
07-31-2010 , 01:45 PM
Actually, I apparently had a very nom-worthy month this month. Must have been the Vegas sun/copious amounts of alcohol.

These were all nommed at some point as well (last one included with the yay, as someone said that it had to be included):

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Originally Posted by whydowe_fall
I'd tap that until I was exhausted. Doesn't matter her rating.
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Originally Posted by whydowe_fall
See, this all makes so much sense now since, after all, Ozi is a giant troll.
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Originally Posted by whydowe_fall
One person saw my boobs. It was a girl. Yay!

Last edited by whydowe_fall; 07-31-2010 at 01:53 PM. Reason: attention whores gonna attention whore
07-31-2010 , 02:07 PM
my bad, i just searched for nom didnt search for nommed nomnomnom etc. Probably a good time to mention to people if they are nomming to put a single nom in the post for ease of search. i believe mrwookie requires that in the micros
07-31-2010 , 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted by crazyfool1985
my bad, i just searched for nom didnt search for nommed nomnomnom etc.
nom

Last edited by bumblebee99; 07-31-2010 at 04:19 PM. Reason: not really

      
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