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07-28-2010 , 04:52 PM

#576

crazyfool1985

¯\_(°_o)_/¯

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 5,213

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leroy2DaBeroy

Don't want to clutter up the pic thread, but for anyone interested, the pic I posted there includes the top half of my beer bottle collection.

This is the full collection (as of about a year and a half ago, iirc.) It's expanded since then, LDO.

Pretty cool collection imo. im def going to do something like this when i get my own place. That and iv told my gf that if we ever get a place im building a table out of some sort of alcohol container and a sheet of glass. Dont ask me how this will happen but it will. She can do all the curtains **** while i work on drinking lots and engineering an awesome [slightly dangerous and unstable] table

07-28-2010 , 04:58 PM

#577

A.Ertbjerg

Heisenbjerg

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 10,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazyfool1985

aren't you a welder? Common, just find the 100 most exotic beer/liquor cans and weld table legs out of them and put on a glass sheet.

07-28-2010 , 05:03 PM

#578

bumblebee99

Badugi Ninja

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,997

then you can dance too on your welded beer table.

07-28-2010 , 05:11 PM

#579

whydowe_fall

Fairy Tertsmother

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,551

Pictures of dancing on future beer table or GTFO.

07-28-2010 , 05:22 PM

#580

bumblebee99

Badugi Ninja

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,997

Quote:

Originally Posted by whydowe_fall

Pictures of dancing on future beer table or GTFO.

Word.

07-28-2010 , 05:24 PM

#581

sheeprustler

veteran

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,292

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazyfool1985

Hate to give the generic answer but This site is the nuts for stars vpp questions

But as im nice ill tell you that

NL10 6max = 2.5k hands
NL10 FR = 3.75k hands
NL25 6 max = slightly over 1 k hands
NL25 FR = 1.5k hands

With the micromania bonus running you can earn that in about 2 hours 4 tabling deepstack .05/.10 plo.

07-28-2010 , 09:31 PM

#582

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,653

omg omg omg

i just pulled off my first trifecta!

Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: $26.64
Hero (BB): $56.10
UTG: $70.20
MP: $7.85
CO: $25.35
BTN: $46.35

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with 4

3 folds, BTN calls $0.25, 1 fold, Hero checks

Flop: ($0.60) 5

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $0.50, Hero raises to $1.50, BTN calls $1

Turn: ($3.60) 6

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $1.50, Hero raises to $4, BTN calls $2.50

River: ($11.60) J

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $5, Hero requests TIME, Hero raises to $20, BTN calls $15

Final Pot: $51.60
Hero shows 4

(a straight, Six high)
BTN mucks A

Hero wins $49.02
(Rake: $2.58)

07-28-2010 , 09:59 PM

#583

obviously.bogus

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 4,905

Quote:

Originally Posted by TBobLP

River: ... Hero requests TIME

This was the best part !!!

07-29-2010 , 05:53 AM

#584

Mark89er

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 10,223

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazyfool1985

thanks sir, link is awesome too as i was clueless about vpp's etc

07-29-2010 , 05:16 PM

#585

bumblebee99

Badugi Ninja

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,997

Anyone got a shedload of cash I can have? Bout half a mil should do.

07-29-2010 , 05:44 PM

#586

crazyfool1985

¯\_(°_o)_/¯

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 5,213

i told you that i would do an insurance scam with you with a 50/50 split but you must be too incompetant to scam your work.

Also please tell me that theres some weird story behind this like you got caught doing something illegal, you need 1/2 mill for bail

i cant think of how you are posting from jail though

07-29-2010 , 05:46 PM

#587

Mark89er

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 10,223

lolol, did you ever play sky poker bumble?

07-29-2010 , 05:52 PM

#588

bumblebee99

Badugi Ninja

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,997

nah just fancied a party.

and a new car.

and a house.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark89er

lolol, did you ever play sky poker bumble?

not yet, keep meaning to have a bash tho.

07-29-2010 , 06:11 PM

#589

davidv1213

Vampy

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 3,473

your new avatar is really annoying >

07-29-2010 , 06:14 PM

#590

bumblebee99

Badugi Ninja

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,997

Yeah I agree, it's a bit epilepsy inducing.

I'll change it tomorrow now - the thought of it was better than in actuality.

Not as annoying as purple smiley face though

well maybe.

07-30-2010 , 01:47 PM

#591

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,653

BUMP

pretty sure NIPSMAN shipped a $12 180 for a friend of mine by playing out the final table for him...was kind of HOF

07-30-2010 , 03:11 PM

#592

Mark89er

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 10,223

sigh, two glasses of cava, literally blows my ****ing head off, and puts me to sleep to work up a grumpy bastard! Saintbury's version, cost £4.5, had half bottle, boommmmm, £2.25=drunkage, AWESOMENESS imo

07-30-2010 , 08:06 PM

#593

bumblebee99

Badugi Ninja

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,997

omg so many nits on ipoker. literally spent 20 mins trying to find a flippament for £9.52 - eventually played 4 'proper' hands with someone out of sheer boredom until QQ>88.

07-31-2010 , 06:53 AM

#594

sheeprustler

veteran

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,292

Penalties can be the theme of the week...
http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/...article/20349/

07-31-2010 , 09:54 AM

#595

crazyfool1985

¯\_(°_o)_/¯

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 5,213

Are we doing a monthly thread of 10 pages style. If monthly mods should be searching for noms. I dont think there were many but i think one was gold

07-31-2010 , 09:59 AM

#596

crazyfool1985

¯\_(°_o)_/¯

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 5,213

I think this covers the nomed posts. I think its obvious what the winner is but its up to mods to decide

Quote:

Originally Posted by bumblebee99
I think there's midgets having a little party or something in my head

Quote:

Originally Posted by whydowe_fall
Good lord man, you're a mod! Learn to multi-quote!

Quote:

Originally Posted by TBobLP
50% of my life is spent drunk or hungover in a somewhat unsatisfying ratio

Quote:

Originally Posted by whydowe_fall
One person saw my boobs. It was a girl.

07-31-2010 , 11:12 AM

#597

Leroy2DaBeroy

Head in the Clouds

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 15,761

TBob IMO

07-31-2010 , 01:45 PM

#598

whydowe_fall

Fairy Tertsmother

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,551

Actually, I apparently had a very nom-worthy month this month. Must have been the Vegas sun/copious amounts of alcohol.

These were all nommed at some point as well (last one included with the yay, as someone said that it had to be included):

Quote:

Originally Posted by whydowe_fall

I'd tap that until I was exhausted. Doesn't matter her rating.

Quote:

Originally Posted by whydowe_fall

See, this all makes so much sense now since, after all, Ozi is a giant troll.

Quote:

Originally Posted by whydowe_fall

One person saw my boobs. It was a girl. Yay!

Last edited by whydowe_fall; 07-31-2010 at 01:53 PM. Reason: attention whores gonna attention whore

07-31-2010 , 02:07 PM

#599

crazyfool1985

¯\_(°_o)_/¯

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 5,213

my bad, i just searched for nom didnt search for nommed nomnomnom etc. Probably a good time to mention to people if they are nomming to put a single nom in the post for ease of search. i believe mrwookie requires that in the micros