FYP,

and yes public transportation is pretty good in Denmark.

Had to put my dog down today. Bank hit me with random 15 dollar fee for no reason. I finished a book I got friday..

FML.

^^
that sucks hard

Guess no one got my reference sigh...

So my gf says I jumped out of bed in the middle of the night and she says 'what, what?' and I say it's the little man with the green face, then go back to sleep.

At least she isn't starting a blog about it like this guy's wife.

A couple of weeks ago I got out of bed, middle of the night, fast asleep, and told my wife I was going to sleep on the sofa to make for Wayne Rooney!

I dont even remember a single second of it!

just got home from the hospital...yea, i was there for me...7 stitches later...

lol berateaments.. it's been a while <3

Party Poker $400.00 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
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Hero (BB): $441.60
BTN/SB: $348.70

Pre Flop: ($6.00) Hero is BB with 8 8
Hero raises to $16, BTN/SB calls $12

Flop: ($32.00) 3 5 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $20.00, BTN/SB raises to $45, Hero calls $25

Turn: ($122.00) 3 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $75.00, Hero calls $75

River: ($272.00) 8 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $212.70, Hero calls $212.70

Final Pot: $697.40
Hero shows 8 8
BTN/SB mucks T A
Hero wins $696.40
(Rake: $1.00)

Villain: ***** joke
Villain: nice river 4 u
Villain: ***** callingstation
Villain: Juan bitc-h
ninejuanjuan: reload plz
Villain: stop playing like a ***** ****** then
ninejuanjuan: im trying my best!
Villain: british muppet

Party Poker $400.00 No Limit Hold'em - 4 players
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BB: $400.00 (not villain)
CO: $528.00
Hero (BTN): $703.50
SB: $396.00

Pre Flop: ($6.00) Hero is BTN with 8 6
1 fold, Hero raises to $10, 1 fold, BB raises to $38, Hero calls $28

Flop: ($78.00) K 9 7 (2 players)
BB bets $48.00, Hero calls $48

Turn: ($174.00) T (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $118.00, BB raises to $314, Hero calls $196

River: ($802.00) Q (2 players)

Final Pot: $802.00
BB shows J 4
Hero shows 8 6
BB wins $799.50
(Rake: $2.50)

Villain: in your face...cracbaby
Villain: you cant even make a decent laydown...
Villain: callingstation...
ninejuanjuan: yeah i got owned in that hand
Villain: u will be in any hand
Villain: as long as you call with any two

sick brag about getting it in bad on the part of villain #2 lol

did i do that??

What happened?

you had me for a minute there

When I'm stressed, I sleepwalk. I have, apparently, been found sitting in front of an open refrigerator with a bowl of pasta in my lap. When questioned, I told my father that I was, "Communing with my noodle-y brethren".

You get hurt more than I do, it seems, and that makes you special. What happened? Hope you're okay (well, you're obviously ok enough to tell us about it, but...)

Was hanging out grilling and drinking by the pool at my friends place and walked around behind the bar area to relieve myself in a bush and right as i turn around to walk back i step on a semi-crushed beer bottle that slid ever so nicely into the bottom of my foot...i have some pretty neat pictures on my friends phone of just how much it was really bleeding that ill post later lol. it was a few hours before i actually got to the hospital and by then i actually had lost a decent amount of blood and was eating sandwiches and donuts to stay awake.

all good now

ok my weekend wasnt as eventful as tbob's but i had a 12 hour binge at a bbq. End of the night is a bit of a blur. But i do know that i talked to alot of people.

I was talking to 1 person who is related to an ex and according to an eye witness he was seen giving me a dirty look wonder what i z lol

I neglected my girlfriend at times to which she wasnt best pleased.

And i vanished from the party at 6am only to be found sleeping in my nieces playhouse. The house was locked and i had no key.

haha the last part sounds like something from a movie

Two weeks is past ... I think I'm done ...

Actually quite liked the UFO avatar, but prefer my creepy Tiny Tears. I'm planning on doing more crazy photos with TT, but she's currently away at my step-mother-in-laws being fitted with new clothes.

Poker Stars $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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CO: $10.00
BTN: $10.00
Hero (SB): $10.00
BB: $10.50
UTG: $13.87
MP: $10.81

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is SB with 7 2
2 folds, CO raises to $0.35, 1 fold, Hero raises to $1.40, 2 folds

Final Pot: $0.80
Hero mucks 7 2
Hero wins $0.80

-4 BI days make me salty when regs keep trying to steal my blind. I rationalize it as balancing

I haven't played any cash games for about 3 months since Stars screwed up the tables with their buy in changes,but yesterday as I was bored I decided to play a bit to get to my next Stellar award before I go play elsewhere.

I expected to be a bit rusty but actually thought I played pretty well.

I managed to slowly chip up until I was up a bit and then lost QQ against JJ and 88 AIPF for a 260bb pot and then got set over setted for another buy in.
By the end of the session I had got back to about even,not too bad in the circumstances.

Stars 100bb 10NL 6 max tables really do suck though , finding a good table is close to impossible but I guess it is good practice for my next attempt to move up to play against people who are at least trying to play good poker.

I played a $3 6 man SNG the night before that where when we got Heads up the other guy decided that with 11bb or less folding around 90% of his buttons was a good idea so that was nice of him.

I've played almost nothing but 100bb 10nl tables. There is more work involved with table selecting but well worth it and not THAT bad.

I don't play nlhe cash but I've definitely noticed the deepstack plo tables are a lot softer than the old school ones.

There seems to be soft games running around the clock now. Before, play during european daytime/american morningtime was a nitfest.