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07-08-2010 , 05:04 AM

#176

Bacon

Makes everything better

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,001

Quote:

Originally Posted by whydowe_fall

Ice got de-modded?

I just did the dumbest thing ever; I sneezed, and face planted right into my desk HARD. Like, nosebleed hard. Oy vey.

Must be blind (obviously). I just saw leroy. I am actually pretty visually impaired. Thank God for contacts though.

Leo, please explain your relationship with this Haysman!

07-08-2010 , 06:05 AM

#177

Leo19

Natural Born Luckbox

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 963

New threadsaver are pretty epic.

My bad, no more nipples

Haysman?

07-08-2010 , 06:20 AM

#178

OziBattler

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 14,707

Quote:

Originally Posted by lagarto

Hey, so I'm completely new to this thread... I can just post whatever I want to talk about? Correct? Well if so....

warmcoors light at 3:20am is pretty awful.

welcome. yep. nice start. also fyp.

07-08-2010 , 06:43 AM

#179

Hippy80

veteran

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 2,001

godamnit, I'm hungover. Turned 30 yesterday, and tbh, i remember none of it. If anyone saw a hairy bloke doing wierd things in one of the Brighton Casinos last night, and still winning, it was probably me. I do know I came back with more money that I went out with...

07-08-2010 , 07:35 AM

#180

bumblebee99

Badugi Ninja

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,997

Quote:

Originally Posted by whydowe_fall

this all makes so much sense now since, after all, Ozi is a giant troll

nom

07-08-2010 , 08:15 AM

#181

OziBattler

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 14,707

guilty as charged. yeah i so got put in my place by that new poster who didnt read the stickies properly even when given direct links and who may or may not have had previous accounts nuked. oh, wait....did i just get trolled?

Last edited by OziBattler; 07-08-2010 at 08:30 AM. Reason: shorter and sweet

07-08-2010 , 08:21 AM

#182

Leo19

Natural Born Luckbox

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 963

Twitter finally has a use.

'Dutch Porn Star Promises BJs To All Twitter Followers If Netherlands Wins The World Cup'

07-08-2010 , 08:25 AM

#183

Ice_W0lf

Tremendous

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 13,530

Quote:

Originally Posted by OziBattler

All, i put on my mod hat and will say that posting uncovered nipples is the line no matter how you post. you are all no doubt resourceful enough to get much better porn elsewhere. oh and if you havent saved the image then its too late.

Not for everyone

I fixed your image editing... perhaps now it is more appropriate

07-08-2010 , 08:29 AM

#184

OziBattler

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 14,707

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice_W0lf

Not for everyone

I fixed your image editing... perhaps now it is more appropriate

works for me.

07-08-2010 , 09:18 AM

#185

Leo19

Natural Born Luckbox

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 963

wp wolfman

07-08-2010 , 11:25 AM

#186

Bona

MOFA

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 10,106

I still think banning Leo is a good idea. Even if only for meta game

07-08-2010 , 11:29 AM

#187

Leo19

Natural Born Luckbox

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 963

But I bring puzzles

http://us.mms.com/us/dark/dark_game.jsp

Old I know, pretty good though.

07-08-2010 , 12:21 PM

#188

bumblebee99

Badugi Ninja

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,997

DON'T CLICK THE PUZZLE LINK - IT SHOWS NIPPLES.

07-08-2010 , 12:31 PM

#189

obviously.bogus

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 4,905

There is an interesting thread over in NVG about the frenchies protest/strike because of the rake at pokerstars.fr

These posts just set up the joke reply that I dare not post over there, so i'll put it here

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oyster

French article (Translated)

PokerStars French Country Manager "Alexandre Balkany"

Alexandre Balkany was arrested by the police driving his Porsche Carrera without a driver's license in the Bois de Boulogne, an area known to be a hangout of transvestites and their clients in Paris. In a place like that, a parked Porsche Carrera with plates from the Haute de Seine department caught the attention of the police, who decided to check the high-class car out, finding it empty. As the police was leaving the scene, they noticed a man leaving the woods. The man got back in the car, and as he was getting ready to drive away he was approached by the police, who requested his license and identification papers.

Source:

http://www.lepermis.com/code/actu2.p...ch=&recherche=

http://www.poker-online-magazine.com...-selon-le-ps/#

Quote:

Originally Posted by Highfish

so what??

shows only that the PS CEO is a guy with balls.

ITYM, the CEO is a girl with balls !!!

07-08-2010 , 01:39 PM

#190

Leroy2DaBeroy

Head in the Clouds

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 15,761

3 points up on Leo with one round to play.

Yo bogus... what part of the states do you live in?

07-08-2010 , 03:35 PM

#191

obviously.bogus

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 4,905

My PStars location is Tappan ... google it. Thats not where I actually live, but its close enough.

07-08-2010 , 03:41 PM

#192

Leroy2DaBeroy

Head in the Clouds

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 15,761

Quote:

Originally Posted by obviously.bogus

My PStars location is Tappan ... google it. Thats not where I actually live, but its close enough.

Googling Tappan just gives me a bunch of ****. NY/NJ? I'm really just looking for quadrant (i.e. Northeast/Southeast/Midwest/Southwest/Northwest).

Edit: Quintrant?

07-08-2010 , 03:49 PM

#193

whydowe_fall

Fairy Tertsmother

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,551

The guy in the questionable threadsaver looks like Bond18.

07-08-2010 , 06:04 PM

#194

obviously.bogus

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 4,905

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leroy2DaBeroy

Googling Tappan just gives me a bunch of ****. NY/NJ?

yes

07-08-2010 , 09:15 PM

#195

Fear Itself

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 3,509

lolstars

07-08-2010 , 09:58 PM

#196

Bacon

Makes everything better

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,001

For the love of Bacon...

Options --> Display Bet amounts.

07-08-2010 , 10:04 PM

#197

Fear Itself

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 3,509

no u

07-09-2010 , 04:24 AM

#198

OziBattler

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 14,707

i saw a player named penisfriend at stars lastnight. he called someone a massive donkey for calling down, won the hand and then he left before i had a chance to think of something witty. his ptr is funny actually

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fear Itself

lolstars

you could well report that playername to stars. they'd probably make him change it if you did imo