nom.

At least its not 50% wacthing soccerball and drinking an esb while eating fish and chips and wearing a monocle

now you are just nom fishing...i shall not reward it further

whilst giving my bird the business

So when I come to england will your bird have any other bird friends I could give the business to??
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So last night was pretty insane complete with friends gf getting plastered and fully going off the deep end, ending two bottles of whiskey and a 12 pack of crappy beer (this among 3 people) losing $95 at wii sports resort table tennis but making back $65 playing cornhole at $5 a match, going to dive bar ar 4 am to "pick up chicks" but there was only one decent candidate, and that wouldve been only for the lol factor. Tonight is a bday party at friends house, and sat I'm throwing a farewell party for my ex at my regular bar downtown...will post more on that later bc I need suggestions

You need more whiskey, LDO.

Beat (sometimes): Living 15 minutes from gf's parents.

Just loaded up my first sng session in 2 days and my gf gets a phone call "We're on our way over.. we'll be there in 5 minutes."

gf's parents are the type that find it rude if you do anything else but cater to your guests. I need to win the Sunday Million so I can move from here

I live 5 mins away.

Know what you mean.

Literally the furthest I've ever lived from a girl I was dating was about 8 minutes...unless you count when I was with a girl and we went to different universities.

I say beware girls who are within biking distance

I live with gf... and too close to gf's parents. Sometimes it's a perk... others it's a big pain in the ass. When it comes to poker, they are a pain in the ass... esp since they are all about the Sunday dinner... ya know, Sunday.. the day with a ton of tournament equity and the day I get to get depressed about binking nothing

Yeah I live with mine too.

To cut a long story short, my gf's dad died a few years back and her mum is now ill. She lives with her sister, and because I am the only one with a car I am literally on call. I have a high tolerance as I should, but you know every now and again I just shout at my gf when she;s on the phone to her sister "TELL HER TO WALK TO THE ****ING SHOP, IT'S 5 MINUTES DOWN THE ROAD".

Her sister just failed her driving test and I was gutted.

Oh, and TBob I see your mate just doubled up twice

Yeaaaa, I told him on facebook that 12,350 from the starting stack is nothing to brag about and he now hopes I die apparently lollll

Probably got a point...........

Living 5 minutes from work is mostly good, but also a pain.

I did a long day yesterday, so i decide to knock of an hour early since its Friday. I get home, grab a beer from the fridge and I'm just about to pop the top, when I get a phone call

So now I'm back sitting at my desk on the phone trying to talk someone through re-programming a cash register

Computer says no

no money is sunday dinners, everyones hungry.

no.

this sort of stuff is why i play cash games....except that for me its " hi dear, im the mother of your children and this one is crying and has been for the last 20 minutes...he's all yours......wait what? am i interrupting your poker".......DEATH STARES followed by dog house.

(she doesnt care that you are on the bubble or shorthanded at multiple tables and 5 minutes away from the game is gunna cost you $50-$100 in EV when your villians snap shove whilst you sit out and steal your blinds)

((at least i can run table ninja, maximise all tables stacked and use the detachable keyboard i got to stealthily play out my tables whilst walking around jiggling my kid....youngest is four months old and has apparently decided that you gotta stand up when you calm him...sitting even on a rocking chair is only limited value )

Yeah that's why I switched to cash games long ago.... but I'm staked for sng's at the moment. Usually they are pretty good at warning us when they are coming over...but the Sunday thing is pretty tilting. Luckily gf agrees that every Sunday is ridiculous, so we've been able to cut that down to every other week or less.

gg bankrollme87 from wsop ME...

This is super low stakes play chips. I'm only in it to test playing on an iPhone via remote desktop. It kind of works, but not well enough for serious play. First I only have the "RDP lite" program which doesn't have things like mouse drag enabled which makes using the slidey thing hard (Limit may not be so bad). And second, the screen resolution isn't that great, so I was zooming in, and activating the iPhone keypad which took half the screen, so I was totally 1st level thinking when I saw a FH on the turn ...



Poker Stars 300+20 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10/t20 Blinds - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: t1120 M = 37.33
SB: t1390 M = 46.33
BB: t4530 M = 151
UTG: t2490 M = 83
MP: t2170 M = 72.33
Hero (CO): t1800 M = 60

Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is CO with 5 5
1 fold, MP raises to t100, Hero raises to t180, BTN calls t180, 1 fold, BB calls t160, MP calls t80

Flop: (t730) 8 8 J (4 players)
BB checks, MP checks, Hero bets t200, BTN folds, BB folds, MP raises to t400, Hero calls t200

Turn: (t1530) 8 (2 players)
MP bets t320, Hero raises to t640, MP raises to t960, Hero raises to t1220 all in, MP calls t260

River: (t3970) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t3970
MP shows 8 J (four of a kind, Eights)
Hero shows 5 5 (a full house, Eights full of Jacks)
MP wins t3970

It's better than no coors light though. And cold coors light at 3:20am is awesome.

Never thought I would post this but:

Nom.


One of the best lines ever IMO.