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04-10-2014 , 08:26 PM

#151

OziBattler

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Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 14,707

Quote:

Originally Posted by denks

Expense accounts don't count

Been invited to play lolpubpokerments this Monday. Apparently you get 5k extra chips for buying a drink. I'm figuring if I get 5k for buying one drink I'll get 25k for buying 5. I'm both excited and in fear of where this night will end.

actually 4 drinks gets u 5k chips and u can only use one card per night. consequently I have multiple drinks cards because who buys just 4 drinks in a session so denks youll get one of those to use, I suspect well end the night with more cards than we start with...btw not sure if they sell cider

04-10-2014 , 10:19 PM

#152

Chris DolMeth

self-banned

Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 721

If you join a $50+ heads-up sng. Is it wrong to quickly take all of your opponent's chips if they time out? Does the answer change if they have lost connection?

04-10-2014 , 10:21 PM

#153

MMSS

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 4,680

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris DolMeth

If you join a $50+ heads-up sng. Is it wrong to quickly take all of your opponent's chips if they time out? Does the answer change if they have lost connection?

Yes. It's wrong to do w/ any limit.

04-10-2014 , 11:22 PM

#154

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,266

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris DolMeth

If you join a $50+ heads-up sng. Is it wrong to quickly take all of your opponent's chips if they time out? Does the answer change if they have lost connection?

Yes, maybe, you are a terrible poster.

04-10-2014 , 11:45 PM

#155

Chris DolMeth

self-banned

Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 721

Still mad huh?

04-11-2014 , 01:52 AM

#156

denks

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Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 7,032

Quote:

Originally Posted by OziBattler

Last time I was at a place with a buy x drinks get a y type promotion I vaguely recall a table filled with jugs of beer and spirits. This isn't ending well is it?

04-11-2014 , 02:28 AM

#157

OziBattler

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Quote:

Originally Posted by denks

Last time I was at a place with a buy x drinks get a y type promotion I vaguely recall a table filled with jugs of beer and spirits. This isn't ending well is it?

I have just been booked in for an interview with my employer for a job promotion on tues arvo. ****. will try and move it a day.

04-11-2014 , 08:14 AM

#158

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,653

This tinder app is gold, jerry! I start every message as a troll and getting surprising results..

04-13-2014 , 10:23 PM

#159

birdayy

old hand

Join Date: Nov 2012 Posts: 1,371

whenever i try to play zoom

04-13-2014 , 10:53 PM

#160

Bona

MOFA

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 10,106

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienSpaceBat

(I do enough around here already mmmkay

Lazy mods gonna laze

Quote:

Originally Posted by bumblebee99

I'll play. I want zero responsibility, and plenty of booze.

Standard FUBT

Quote:

Originally Posted by McNeese72

Hai!!!

Looks like most of the same ole crew itt.

Speaking of old, is Bona still around???

Doc

I'm yer huckleberry

Quote:

Originally Posted by dgiharris

FYP

BTW, got to perform my very first mod duty last night moving a post to BBV

Already did something. Bit of an outlier for a mod imo.

Cheddar and aged Swiss if you please.

Last edited by Bona; 04-13-2014 at 11:01 PM. Reason: Splelign errer

04-14-2014 , 02:02 AM

#161

OziBattler

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Quote:

Originally Posted by OziBattler

I have just been booked in for an interview with my employer for a job promotion on tues arvo. ****. will try and move it a day.

interview cancelled. priorities ftw

04-14-2014 , 10:49 AM

#162

OziBattler

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denks just threw up in my bathroom. ass hole. Light weight

04-14-2014 , 10:50 AM

#163

OziBattler

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clean that **** up

04-14-2014 , 10:57 AM

#164

Hippy80

veteran

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 2,001

Ummm, Pics or it didn't happen?

04-14-2014 , 09:44 PM

#165

OziBattler

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Hippy80

Ummm, Pics or it didn't happen?

u want pics of spew, really?

as it turns out, he cleaned up like a pro so housekeeping wont hate me

I cbf doing a full trip report but we both busted on final table out of the money and surprisingly did so with made hands. me with tens all in pre that ran into aces and denks with 7s that were no good against a10o all in pre.

and yes, he drank cider but his downfall was good old coopers pale ale

gg denks gg

04-14-2014 , 10:22 PM

#166

AlienSpaceBat

table tilting animal

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 9,703

Quote:

Originally Posted by OziBattler

and yes, he drank cider but his downfall was good old coopers pale ale

Thought you only drank fosters down there in fourecks ?

04-14-2014 , 10:48 PM

#167

OziBattler

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienSpaceBat

Thought you only drank fosters down there in fourecks ?

not biting. obvious troll is obvious

04-15-2014 , 11:19 AM

#168

denks

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The cider was OK, it was mixing it with the ale that led to fail. Survived the night, almost didn't survive the bollocking when I got home

04-15-2014 , 02:24 PM

#169

altonacke

Hamburger

Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 174

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris DolMeth

If you join a $50+ heads-up sng. Is it wrong to quickly take all of your opponent's chips if they time out? Does the answer change if they have lost connection?

no.

04-15-2014 , 05:38 PM

#170

OziBattler

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Quote:

Originally Posted by denks

The cider was OK, it was mixing it with the ale that led to fail. Survived the night, almost didn't survive the bollocking when I got home

bollocking in that spot is standard. hand plays itself.

at least u were responsible and didnt drive til safe to do so.

04-15-2014 , 06:21 PM

#171

WereBeer

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Quote:

Originally Posted by denks

The cider was OK, it was mixing it with the ale that led to fail. Survived the night, almost didn't survive the bollocking when I got home

Ha, beer + cider is wrong, that will phuck your guts up.

Cider is pretty acidic anyway, it's probably best not to make a big night of it when you drink that stuff.

04-15-2014 , 08:41 PM

#172

OziBattler

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Quote:

Originally Posted by WereBeer

Ha, beer + cider is wrong, that will phuck your guts up.

Cider is pretty acidic anyway, it's probably best not to make a big night of it when you drink that stuff.

as true as that may be I find it funnier to just think a certain someone cant drink like a viking